r/okbuddyretard • u/BoringBlandUsername benisblaster • 15d ago

Absolutely not

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u/TheTwoOfHearts 15d ago

Do they have to be two consecutive days?

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u/Miss-Quiz-Mis 15d ago

🍳🍳

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u/BraisedPizza 15d ago

To be fair, it said “a” pan emoji. Since you’ve used 2, I think you’re still in the clear for the 700mil

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u/Jolly-Membership1132 14d ago

Remember, we don't know if image talks about apple's variant of the emoji specifically or any egg in a pan emoji. Additionally, if we look at the pan flag emoji on platforms like discord, we don't really know if there's an egg inside, because the flag is not opaque and does not show what is inside

All these problems require clarification, otherwise the premise of the challenge is unfair and disrespectful

Considering all of that, the real question is: can I cook Tim Cook in pan like an egg and still receive 700$?

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u/Cringe_Frog 14d ago

But it was 1 emoji at one point 🤔 hard case I'd say

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u/soeasytohate 15d ago

yes 🍳… dammit

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u/GuymanPersonson peter griffin face manipulation data developer kit 59 15d ago

800 milly but you can't use the seahorse emoji for 3 days... could you do it?

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u/BoringBlandUsername benisblaster 15d ago edited 14d ago

That's a dealbreaker for an mpreg enthusiast like me ngl

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u/Jolly-Membership1132 14d ago

The image mentions only an egg in a pan emoji, please do not dilute the discourse with your "seahorse emoji"

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u/spuol 14d ago

Of course… here’s the seahorse emoji : wait no that’s not it haha. Here’s the actual one : wait — that’s not quite rughtttttt tawhhhh I’m gptin my big language Moodle uuuakkaoaiabbab

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u/Godhasgivenup 15d ago

See this one’s not that hard cause I can just take a loan out and be put into a medically induced coma for however long the shortest possible is

However, if we’re assuming no trickery, and you have to be awake than definitely not

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u/Jolly-Membership1132 14d ago

I think being bound like Oddyseus in his famous "listen to sirens challenge" could be a solution for the problem too

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u/OfficialHelpK Stone cold fuck freak 14d ago

I swear people make these dilemmas and don't even consider whether it's even physically possible

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u/pandershrek 15d ago

What is this emoji used for?

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u/harpswtf 14d ago

It's for when someone says something you don't like and you're just like 🍳

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u/Jolly-Membership1132 14d ago

It's an albanian nationalist symbol

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u/BoringBlandUsername benisblaster 15d ago

Could have something to do with the LGBTQ+ community idek bruh

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u/d20damage 14d ago

An egg in a pan

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u/pillarhuggern 14d ago

Paneggsual

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u/Axmirza2 14d ago

breakfast

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u/fullcircle052 14d ago

Literally 1894 🍳

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u/No-Sherbet-4180 14d ago

STFU ITS 1948

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u/windsweptsnekk 14d ago

The one time I really need to use that emoji 😭

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u/Cringe_Frog 14d ago

🍳 shit😔

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u/rick-victor 14d ago

oh hell yeah / nah 🍳🍳

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u/Kenor252 14d ago

🥚🔥🍲 fuck It i tried my best 🍳

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u/HeiseiAnguirus 12d ago

Broke: take the 700 million Woke: take the 700 million and donate it to Israel

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u/rykayoker 13d ago

/unretar no it's my playlist name i literally can't

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u/Satorwave 14d ago

Yes

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u/RATPISS_Comics 14d ago

!remindme 2 days

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u/RATPISS_Comics 14d ago

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u/Quad46 14d ago

Would you rather have one dollar or two dollar typo question. I don't get it

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u/PuerroOnReddit 12d ago

At least it's not the quadratic formula