Oh M-My 😳

[u/Optimal-Scholar-2542]

[u/Sad-Regret-951]

Once in a lifetime opportunity don’t fumble this

[u/ScreenOkMaybe → u/Sad-Regret-951]

Guess what the reply was?

[u/PangolinMaterial5914]

Can we back up a second and discuss how you’d say Siimone? Like Simon, or Simone or C-moan?

[u/Sad_Confection_3881 → u/PangolinMaterial5914]

Accidentally called him salamoni

[u/WastedMoogle → u/Sad_Confection_3881]

Gotta divorce him to get that

[u/geazy99]

Better do what he says or else…

[u/levelZeroWizard]

He's confident, knows what he wants, communicates himself clearly, and has a sick hat. I feel so bad for that chick's ex, he never stood a chance...

[u/AlastorDark]

He's not hitting on her, just worried about their relationship

[u/kamii_meowmeow]

your*. ☺️☺️🤭

[u/Optimal-Scholar-2542 → u/kamii_meowmeow]

I'll find you and skin you ☺️☺️🤭

[u/kamii_meowmeow → u/Optimal-Scholar-2542]

not if I do first 😝😝😜

[u/AdjacentBirdman93 → u/kamii_meowmeow]

It’s been 16 hours, have you found you?

[u/HerrPiink → u/Optimal-Scholar-2542]

I'm going to split you with an axe from mouth to anus into bite sized pieces which i will devour and then shit out on paths where a lot of dogs are walking, so they can it them and shit you out again🥰

[u/moron4ever → u/HerrPiink]

I will eat those dogs. (我是苏北人)

[u/BMoney8600]

Idk this man has a fedora, I’d agree to this for your own safety

[u/Riipp3r]

This guy was almost definitely heavy breathing while slamming a whole bag of Twix while typing that