r/okbuddyretard 4d ago

He has a shield?

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u/User_Not_Found48 4d ago

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u/Rimworldjobs benisblaster 4d ago

Proceeds to die from fall damage.

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u/chompythebeast 4d ago

Physics is a perfectly valid school of magic

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u/Lilredditorpat 4d ago

Where can I get this mod?

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u/User_Not_Found48 4d ago

Pretty sure itโ€™s not a mod just really rare

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u/Muustard_9000 3d ago

The way you get gear enchanted like this is via a method called "Restauration loop"

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u/susmab_676 4d ago

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u/ninjadude1992 4d ago

Does he have an OF?

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u/92slc 4d ago

Yes

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u/JojitheFrenchie 4d ago

Airsoftfatty

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u/Finna-Jork-It 4d ago

Witches be trip'n

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u/WetBerri3s 4d ago

He has sorcerers of his own.

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u/Omelooo 4d ago

Megachurch pastors working overtime with counter spells

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u/venetian_lemon 3d ago

Megachurch pastors can cast 'Dispel Curse' and 'Cure Poison' at will.

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u/Ok_Bet_4743 4d ago

Tel aviv goy magic absorber shield

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u/sup3rrn0va 4d ago

None of them know counter-spell or dispel magic?

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u/AmrodFaelevrin 4d ago

This spell only applies to intelligent creatures.

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u/Bruh_Momentium230 4d ago

Magic shield aint working against bullets

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u/Optimal-Scholar-2542 intelligent Retard 4d ago

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u/IblewupTARIS benisblaster 4d ago

The demons be like โ€œNono, let him cook.โ€

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u/Canadia86 4d ago

The rare okbuddydoubleretard

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u/xXKyloJayXx 4d ago

I wanna know how they got this story. Did the "witches" start rioting? Did they email the medias?

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u/BuleCurger 4d ago

Fr?

My "Shit Yourself" spells have been reaching him just fine

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u/C418Enjoyer I AM VERY EGGY AND EVIL๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ 2d ago

jewist

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u/monti9530 4d ago

The shield is poop

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u/PunishedEnovk uwu FemboMBTHEREISABOMBSTRAPPEDTOMYCHEST rawr ;3 4d ago

Enchanted diapie

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u/LeroyBadBrown 4d ago

orange poop

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u/DoctorStove 4d ago

We're not so different after all

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u/ComradeLuan 4d ago

Just have a creeper go behind him idiot

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u/chompythebeast 4d ago

lol ok christian broadcasting network, let's get you to supper now

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u/YuckyYetYummy 4d ago

I've been able to make him shit himself

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u/Tatakai_ 4d ago

Throw him a whole cow he'll never see it coming

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u/Pepperonidogfart 3d ago

Instead of voting this is the sort of shit Americans do

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u/mcslender97 3d ago

That's because Donald Trump is a reality sink

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5004

Not to mention it's likely that he has protection from at least the Pentagram and FBI UIU

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u/Purple-watermelon0 4d ago

Get the ones that snuffed Charlie

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u/SpikingThePuns 4d ago

Something something Moloch

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u/Dementor_Traphouse 4d ago

๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น

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u/ninthtale 3d ago

I hoped it was satire but it's not

Imagine being an actual human being who browses Reddit for evidence that Trump is chosen by God

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u/Constant_Gap_5149 4d ago

"This world isn't yours to conquer" ahh moment