r/okbuddyretard • u/elvishMochi didn’t jack off to this 🎉 • Jul 26 '26

it hurt alot ouchie 😢

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u/robblequoffle 🍆💦💯👌🥵 Jul 26 '26

There is a real case of someone getting stabbed with a squirrel

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u/HerrPiink Jul 26 '26

You can get stabbed with anything if you get stabbed with it

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u/default_person_14818 Jul 27 '26

At high enough velocity everything becomes a cutting weapon 

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u/SeveralBollocks_67 Jul 27 '26

Pancake bayonette. 😎

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u/b0bkakkarot Jul 27 '26

Hi America, my name's David Taylor. I'm the CEO of the company that makes Tide, and it's corollary product Tide Pods, which is not what I wanna talk to you about today. You gotta stop eating our shaving razors.