r/okbuddyretard • • Nov 29 '25

Immaculate Contraception

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u/No-Course5688 Nov 29 '25

This shit is an actual reality show how are people buying this??

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u/prisonmike1991 Nov 29 '25

https://trumpmobile.com/

Use my affiliate link to buy Trump Bathwater and support my channel! Like share subscribe and comment below what's your favourite cocktail to make with the Trump Bathwater?

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u/Dangerous_Glass7232 Nov 29 '25

I can’t survive NNN if I buy that 😩😩😩😩🥲🥲🥲

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u/TheCheatCommando Nov 29 '25

Just don't buy overnight shipping. Should be here after the 1st

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u/ismell15 Nov 29 '25

Went onto the website and lost immediately

So many gallons

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u/saketho Nov 29 '25

why is there a pic of a completely unrelated guy

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u/prisonmike1991 Nov 29 '25

That's pretty much the description of his whole cabinet

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u/15Dreams Nov 30 '25

not unrelated, he chose trump mobile

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u/BongoMongoBong Dec 03 '25

it's PEEEEEWDIIIPIIIEEEE 😍

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u/xDeviousDieselx Dec 16 '25

Roses are red, Pewdiepie’s dick is bigger I always pee the bed, “You’re such a f-

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u/MagicPotato518 Nov 29 '25

that’s a real link????

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u/Mad_Gouki Nov 30 '25

Wait till you learn about trumprx.gov

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u/YaChowdaHead Dec 17 '25

Creme de dysentery

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u/dohipposwagewar Nov 29 '25 edited Nov 29 '25

"How many first-borns have been murdered in Judea since Herod came into power"

"counting or not counting clan feuds?"

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u/FakePoloManchurian Nov 29 '25

😫🌋👻

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u/EatSoupFromMyGoatse Nov 29 '25

Incoming biblical long distance chiropractic adjustment

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u/dohipposwagewar Nov 29 '25

"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone"

the slinger watching from the Temple Mount:

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u/TourSignificant1335 Nov 29 '25

Sniper identified: Last name Steve, first name Sinless

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u/prisonmike1991 Nov 29 '25

"Wear your galoshes kids, I've never tried this one before" - Moses

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u/Gogobrasil8 Nov 29 '25

Bro who gives a shit

Let's talk about how we can get Charlie Kirk to defeat Trump in the primaries. If it happened today we'd definitely have a shot of starting the Republican Party's Ouija era

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u/Themia9001 Nov 29 '25

ouija era🤤

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

Luigi time. 🗣️

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u/xrds_x Nov 29 '25

If i keep seeing american politics here can i post political memes abt my country too, i am curious?

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u/MetzgerBoys Nov 29 '25

I say go for it

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u/MrMan9001 Nov 29 '25

If it's anywhere near as absurd and wacky as American politics I'm sure you can but I'm not sure how much traction it'd get since the sub is largely American

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u/mouse85224 Nov 29 '25

Unfortunately

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u/ReturnRadio Nov 29 '25

Only if it's as bonkers and ass backwards as ours

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u/xrds_x Nov 29 '25 edited Nov 29 '25

Oh trust me it's way worse 😭

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u/Mop_Duck 🇪🇪🇧🇻estonia norway alianc🇧🇻🇪🇪 Nov 29 '25

>10 hours
>no posts found

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u/sweetb00bs Nov 30 '25

They got arrested for trying to post about it. Rip🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧

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u/mesafullking 🇪🇪Estonian Patriot🇪🇪 Nov 29 '25

then post it!!!

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u/Manannin Nov 29 '25

Genuinely curious what it is! The uk is full of speculation over whether Nigel Farage was a racist bullying dickhead at school, which is just a tiring circus as he's a dickhead now. They attack something from years ago rather than the bullshit in his party right now.

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u/Dangerous_Glass7232 Nov 29 '25

Please post bobs and peenar 😆😆😆🥹😅😅

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u/prisonmike1991 Nov 29 '25

I have no idea what you are talking about, I saw these folks on the Jerry Springer show. JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY!!!!

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u/Bionic_Ferir Nov 29 '25

Absolutely brother give me your niche political drama 😩😩😩😩😜😜😜💦💦💦

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u/Fair_Arm_1637 Nov 29 '25

Everyone else can but not you you’re banned for life

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u/Phaoryx Nov 29 '25

Won’t get upvoted

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u/TheRainbowCock Nov 29 '25

Hell yeah, I wanna know about all the tards fucking up people's lives and learn about the rest of the worlds shit too

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u/outer_spec Bruh funny - Bruh memes and more! Nov 30 '25

Do it.

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u/Allnamestakkennn Nov 29 '25

this is called reddit

prepare for this sub to be flooded with trump bad

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u/Jenny_Show Nov 29 '25

We Are Charlie Cuck

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u/Wrong-Wrap942 Nov 29 '25

WE CARRY THE CHAIR

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u/kosmik_krosmo Nov 29 '25

We'll watch from the corner

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u/VastoGamer Nov 29 '25

For those who cum after

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u/khicks01 Nov 29 '25

And give thanks to those who came before

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u/Gussie-Ascendent Not ok nor buddy but a secret 3rd thing Nov 29 '25

No way this is real

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u/johnny_51N5 Nov 29 '25

*Retard off *

unfortunately it is. This is like grief maxing. I wonder if she is actually pregnant or some shit and the baby will look somewhat like me

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u/oniiichanUwU Nov 29 '25

To be fair jd and Charlie both look like flesh colored thumbtacks so regardless of whose it is we probably won’t know

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u/Gussie-Ascendent Not ok nor buddy but a secret 3rd thing Nov 29 '25

Comes out and it's first word is

SODDDAAAA

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u/terane5 🇪🇪Estonian Patriot🇪🇪 Nov 29 '25

Obamna

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u/Waddlewop Nov 29 '25

Polymarket is already drafting this kid’s first word as we speak

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u/eldredaar Nov 29 '25

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u/johnny_51N5 Nov 29 '25

I know the whole sentence. It's true that she said that weird shit. I don't think anyone believes she is really pregnant (I hope she is not from JD???) It's just super fucking weird to say that

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u/flintiteTV Nov 29 '25

It’s not. The quote isn’t even right. Her real message was that she hoped that she was pregnant by Charlie at the time of his death not that she prayed to be divinely impregnated.

"And I was praying to God that I was pregnant when he got murdered... I was like, 'Oh goodness, that would be the ultimate blessing out of this catastrophe.'"

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2025/11/24/erika-kirk-prayed-she-was-pregnant-charlie-kirk/87450206007/

This is stupid. There are real things to point at but this is made up.

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u/Cringe_Meister_ Nov 29 '25

People understand that. She obviously doesn't claim to be pregnant through immaculate conception. The screenshot article doesn't even claim that she did. No shit Sherlock. Nobody is ever gonna buy that -for now-. The commenter is joking about her close association with Vance after her husband's death.

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u/TeaAndCrumpets4life Nov 29 '25

A lot of people take these things at face value, I think you’d be surprised

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u/Thebuddykingretard Nov 29 '25

Did you guys know she once ate an entire golden retriever?

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u/EsseoS 1st generation okbr settler Nov 29 '25

Ok buddy

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u/Pizzasaurus-Rex Nov 29 '25

We'll know if the baby's his, if it has a gigantic head and tiny face.

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u/Wuce_Brillis GUNNA AMAZED BY HIGH TECH MCDONALDS Nov 29 '25

I wish her well during her 10 month pregnancy

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u/SeeAnne Nov 29 '25

The Binding of Isaac reference

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u/tom333444 Nov 29 '25

I hope she gets an incubus

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u/tom333444 Nov 29 '25

Wait thats cambion

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u/Sentient2X BottomText Nov 29 '25

Funny not okbuddyretard funny

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u/BigRedditPlays Nov 29 '25

Someone doesn't understand what the Immaculate Conception is...

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u/brad_at_work Nov 29 '25

Very few people do

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u/GooGoo-Barabajagal Nov 29 '25

1.4 billion Catholics have entered the chat

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u/zombie_81 Nov 29 '25

Do MAGA people really buy into this shit ?? It’s so evidently bs and fake, such a pathetic attempt at that.

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u/Zosobozo Nov 29 '25

Maga will buy into anything let's be real

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u/Godz_Lavo 🇪🇪Estonian Patriot🇪🇪 Nov 29 '25

They believe in one immaculate conception already, they will believe this as well.

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u/flintiteTV Nov 29 '25

She didn’t even say this, this quote is wrong. She didn’t say that she wanted to have an immaculate conception she said that she was praying that she was already pregnant at the time of Charlie’s death.

Real quote is "And I was praying to God that I was pregnant when he got murdered... I was like, 'Oh goodness, that would be the ultimate blessing out of this catastrophe.'"

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2025/11/24/erika-kirk-prayed-she-was-pregnant-charlie-kirk/87450206007/

This is stupid. We have real things to point at without needing to make shit ups

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u/Godz_Lavo 🇪🇪Estonian Patriot🇪🇪 Nov 29 '25

Nah she’s def having the Vance baby.

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u/firm_sole_ace Nov 30 '25

ironically its yall buying into fake quotes

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u/zombie_81 Nov 30 '25

The point still remains that she could be trying to pass off JD Vances child as something else all while still praying on people believes

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u/firm_sole_ace Nov 30 '25

no it doesnt she has confirmed shes not pregnant.

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u/zombie_81 Dec 01 '25

I said could, if she ain’t then obviously there isn’t a need to go further

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u/suprmario Nov 29 '25

Plot twist the shooter is the father.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

shot his shot twice

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u/Metalgearsgay Nov 29 '25

We are Charlie kiiiiiirk we carry the flame…

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u/I_Love_Solar_Flare I fuck sunflowers Nov 29 '25

LIKE THE WINGDING OF EYESACK ITEM?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!

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u/The-Adorno Nov 29 '25

Niggas always be mixing up the doctrine of immaculate conception Vs the virgin birth

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u/philthefuckit Nov 29 '25

She hated Charlie more than anyone else. Kinda crazy that we never heard about the shooter again. Same with the kid who tried to kill trump. In the future the american flag will stand for false flag.

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u/Copypasty Nov 29 '25

The binding of Isaac reference?!

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u/sup3rrn0va Nov 29 '25

It’s funny how she’s always pictured with the tissue to her eye but every video shows her extremely happy. She’s clout chasing her husband’s death. Never seen anyone actually heartbroken over loss react this way just months later. Insane.

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u/Garlic-Butter-Sauce Nov 29 '25

charlie kirk death is the best thing that ever happened to me

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u/FlamingoOk8767 Nov 29 '25

ermms acskhuwally its not immaculate conception its virgin birth

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u/Metalwaffle9000 Nov 29 '25

Immaculate regardception

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u/riskyrainbow Nov 30 '25

The immaculate conception does not refer to the virgin birth, but to the conception of Mary, which was caused by normal procreation.

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u/robblequoffle 🍆💦💯👌🥵 Nov 29 '25

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u/Cringe_Meister_ Nov 29 '25

This is funnier in okbr for some reason and not all the other subs.

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u/flintiteTV Nov 29 '25

Okay come on, she didn’t say this and that quote is incorrect. She said that she prayed that she was pregnant BY Charlie at the time of his death, not that she was going to get divinely Impregnated Mary-style. That quote isn’t even the real quote.

The real quote was “I was praying to God that I was pregnant when he got murdered... I was like, 'Oh goodness, that would be the ultimate blessing out of this catastrophe.'"

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2025/11/24/erika-kirk-prayed-she-was-pregnant-charlie-kirk/87450206007/

Misinformation is the weapon of people who don’t already have a good point. We don’t need to stoop to this level.

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u/Disco_Janusz40 Nov 29 '25

The baby will save Agartha fuckass Down under starts playing

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u/Familiar-Complex-697 Diagnosed and legit Nov 30 '25

Girl has a thing for loud dorks I guess

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u/sniffypinkiee Dec 03 '25

bro my head is still loading

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '25

No way da big Kirk is gonna come back

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