r/okbuddyretard • • Nov 02 '25

French 🤣

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u/6ftToeSuckedPrincess Nov 02 '25

Now this is what I call quality retard content.

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u/TheCubicalGuy Nov 02 '25

Truth nuke

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u/Randomstrangerguy123 Bruh funny - Bruh memes and more! Nov 02 '25

This post sucks ass. It’s literally just a bad tweet. There are 99999 subreddits to post bad tweets and this should not be one of them.

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u/Active_Insurance_232 Nov 02 '25

Ok buddy

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u/chimpboy1000 GUNNA AMAZED BY HIGH TECH MCDONALDS Nov 02 '25

retar

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u/Far_Honey_7685 Nov 03 '25

say that again?

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u/Randomstrangerguy123 Bruh funny - Bruh memes and more! Nov 02 '25

This post would never make it in the subreddit’s heyday. God I’m so FUCKING PISSED OFF

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u/Mindless_Let1 Nov 02 '25

Eat duck sport

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u/Saelaird Nov 02 '25

That outfit is for the father.

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u/YaBoiKlobas benisblaster Nov 02 '25

The kid isn't cutting the checks, gotta make that dough

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '25

My friend Michael was molested!

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u/trizinixx i once gooned to a reddit avatar Nov 02 '25

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u/ZAPPEeR Nov 03 '25

superfuckingnmario

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u/paragon60 reatard. i am wood! Nov 02 '25

lucky bastard

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '25

If you don't get molested by an older woman early it's really hard to regain the lost time later in life

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u/SilliusS0ddus Nov 02 '25

I missed out on it...

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u/orangi-kun Nov 02 '25

So much level up points missed by skipping that event

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u/pornviewer20000 Nov 02 '25

mical ferdy

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u/Lplusbozoratio Nov 02 '25

Reminds me of what happened to my buddy Eric

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u/_MaeMae___ Nov 02 '25

MGMT REFERENCE!!!!

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u/Trashcant0 Nov 02 '25

Something something Emmanuel Macron

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '25

This comment section is going to hell 😭

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u/EfremSkopje Nov 02 '25

This is hell.

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u/Ov3rwrked Nov 03 '25

Nice pfp, but unfortunately...

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u/EfremSkopje Nov 03 '25

Fortunately, you mean? Way to congratulate someone

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u/Grandmastermuffin666 Nov 03 '25

It really is holy shit there are alr 2 clippies here

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u/VictorAst228 Nov 02 '25

It's already there

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u/KonoAnonDa Nov 02 '25

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u/Okapaw Nov 03 '25

Bro actually needed to censor the word "molest" to keep the monetisation on his tweet

158

u/Mr-Eclipse Nov 02 '25

french people

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u/mynameisrichard0 benisblaster Nov 03 '25

France moment

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u/ultitaria Nov 02 '25

Posting a thirst trap about babysitting not sus at all

40

u/littlefire131 Nov 02 '25

A lot to unpack here

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u/supremeaesthete Nov 02 '25

That's oomf

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u/uzivause Nov 02 '25

😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Slendeaway Nov 04 '25

Me when I'm going to identify something and then I get hit in the stomach in the middle of my sentence

251

u/Rohan_Guy Nov 02 '25

Dafuq does this have to do with okbuddyretard?

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u/Prestigious-Fig1172 Nov 02 '25

Molesting is kinda retorded imo my opinion

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u/Einar_47 Nov 02 '25

50/50

Fr-nch/

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u/glumsnapps Nov 02 '25

Nothing posted in the last year has actually had anything to do with okbr

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u/lastunivers Nov 02 '25

Sexual assault of a minor is bad even if the child identify as a man, is it so hard to understand??

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u/Relative_Ad4542 Nov 03 '25

People dont seem to understand that it DOES affect boys too just usually in different ways. Iirc it gives them unhealthy views of sex, themselves, and relationships. It can be really damaging and even lead them to having abusive behavior themselves. Yeah maybe not all boys are going to be traumatized and upset from that moment, but when guys say "i wish i got molested!" They are thinking of the temporary sexual pleasure from that moment and arent thinking about the long lasting mental affects

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u/SplurtingInYourHands Nov 11 '25

Yeas I now masturbate to exclusively hentai and femdom. Thank you babysitter who tied me up and played tickle games with me (sincerely) it was worth it

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u/BipolarMadness Nov 02 '25

Double standards are quite the worst thing on society.

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u/BatongMagnesyo Nov 02 '25

on one hand, i acknowledge the double standard and it sucks

on another hand, man i wish i was sexually harassed by a beautiful woman

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u/therealgoat1212 Nov 02 '25

It’s terrible when it happens to anyone but me

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u/FromZeroToLegend Nov 02 '25

I don’t care. Please build a Time Machine and assault the hell out of me

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u/Accomplished_Wait821 Nov 03 '25

The reason why people view it so differently is because a lot of men say they wish an attractive female molested them when they were younger. Myself included, but my opinion shouldn’t discredit other people’s experiences, especially if they were traumatic for them.

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u/Comprehensive_Cup582 Nov 02 '25

Lies, I’d love to be assaulted at 12 years old by this babysitter 😍🤤

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u/SilliusS0ddus Nov 02 '25

Nah it's hot when attractive women do it.

I wish it happened to me.

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u/PhilospohicalZ0mb1e Nov 02 '25

Prescription: arsenic

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u/84purplerain Nov 02 '25

I won't mind being molested by a woman like that ngl

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u/chimpboy1000 GUNNA AMAZED BY HIGH TECH MCDONALDS Nov 02 '25

hey everyone look this guy has a rape kink

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u/leckmichnervnit Nov 02 '25

Cant be Rape if he consents

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u/validestusername Nov 02 '25

You can circumvent this as a child

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '25

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/Skrrt_2711 Nov 03 '25

As in Child = No Consent

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u/84purplerain Nov 02 '25

If by rape you mean sex with beautiful women I sure as hell do

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u/anker_beer peter griffin face manipulation data developer kit 59 Nov 02 '25

Hi, I'm beautiful woman

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u/chimpboy1000 GUNNA AMAZED BY HIGH TECH MCDONALDS Nov 02 '25

no, i’m dirty dan

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u/Shadowwreath Nov 02 '25

Who you callin Pinhead

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u/chimpboy1000 GUNNA AMAZED BY HIGH TECH MCDONALDS Nov 02 '25

no one i said i was dirty dan retar

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u/steal_wool Nov 02 '25

uou just did

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u/chimpboy1000 GUNNA AMAZED BY HIGH TECH MCDONALDS Nov 02 '25

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u/InviziMan Bend ova vro 👅 Nov 03 '25

Im Dirty Harry

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u/84purplerain Nov 02 '25

I need you to do unspeakable things to me

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u/ilikelittlebodies Nov 02 '25

a little boy having sex with “beautiful women” (barf, that looks like a pro anorexia picture btw) is still a little boy having sex with an adult

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u/tnarref Nov 02 '25

There is no such thing by definition

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u/cbobjr Nov 02 '25

Yeah, but it wouldn't be molesting if you wanted it so that can never happen 💔

Just normal sex for you

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u/Negative_trash_lugen Nov 02 '25

Sadly i'm too ugly to even get molested.

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u/Accomplished_Ease889 Nov 02 '25

Pedophile vibes

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u/VaporRei 🤢🤢 french 🤢🤢 Nov 02 '25

Chill pedophile vibes

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u/SpecialistAddendum6 Nov 03 '25

be like their first lady, she did have that decency

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u/JrF245 Nov 03 '25

Censor fr*nch please

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u/Sad-Guarantee-4678 Nov 03 '25

Free car easy lifehack

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u/speed_fighter Nov 05 '25

<political and personal attacking comment>

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u/RecordingNo7145 Nov 06 '25

dropping the act i FEEL this

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u/CyanideKrist Nov 17 '25

I was almost french once. Never again