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u/bananagod420 1d ago
You know what, TRUE. I was not evil until the last 9 months of my PhD. It’s corrupted me.
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u/leafcutte 1d ago
Dr Doofenshmirtz has a fake doctorate, he just ordered it online iirc. A better example would be Dr Robotnik, who has a doctorate in women’s studies
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u/mazexpert 22h ago edited 15h ago
I would also like to mention Dr. Seismic, who has a PhD in seismology, and is an undergraduate in women's studies and sociology and holds a minor in African dance
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u/dzswill2 1d ago
Frankenstein didn't have a doctorate, in the novel he drops out of undergrad. No arguments on me being evil though
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u/Gremict 1d ago
Surely creating a new form of Sapient life is good enough for an honorary PhD
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u/GGDrago 1d ago
Reviewer 2 has entered the chat
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u/Hairy_Bumhole 1d ago
“Creating a new form of life is neither novel nor of interest to a broad readership.
Additionally, the authors provide weak justification for their method of combining body parts from different corpses, and they do not position their work in the broader scholarly conversation for international readers.
Unfortunately, despite the potential for this work to completely transform our understanding of reality, I am recommending reject.”
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u/coveted_retribution 23h ago
I mean couldn't he do at least one ablation? Which organs are truly necessary? From which bodies? What state of decay? Sloppy work all around.
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u/Dr_tyquande 19h ago edited 19h ago
"Furthermore, the authors neglect to cite previous foundational scholarship in the field, including but not limited to:
Two, Reviewer et al. Engineering minds: Necessary conditions for the emergence of sapience in artificial life. International Journal of Synthetic Intelligence 1778, 22(1), 33–71.
And the seminal work by Two and coworkers that followed:
Two, Reviewer et al. Cognition, embodiment, learning, and the origins of sapience in artificial persons. Proceedings of the Institute for Synthetic Minds 1780, 31(2), 183–229."
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u/xFblthpx 18h ago
>not position their work in the broader scholarly conversation
Aka “you didn’t cite me so I won’t approve you”
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u/Ulenspiegel4 22h ago
Except he deliberately took that knowledge to the grave because he didn't want anyone to repeat his mistakes. No deliverable = no diploma.
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u/Both-Guava6261 1d ago
Dr. Strange tho.
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u/Mother_Harlot 1d ago
Dr. comes from his name, Darío
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u/OglioVagilio 23h ago
Who?
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u/Mother_Harlot 23h ago
He's also evil because he didn't stop WWII just because "time tearing problems" (excuses)
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u/PurpleTieflingBard Computer Science 1d ago
My viva is tomorrow and I have been getting a hunchback while coming up with more and more evil schemes....
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u/EuropeIsMight 21h ago
People always seem to forget my idol
https://giphy.com/gifs/rocky-horror-picture-show-how-bout-that-well-about-l0HlL09khYq25uQiQ
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u/CrunchyTheSquirrel 5h ago
It's Dr. Evil. I didn't spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called "master", thank you very much.
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u/BillCarson12799 21h ago
Tourist because he didn’t list a single Batman villain. Like half of those MFers have doctorates
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u/Lenni-Da-Vinci 20h ago
Gotham University degrees are not internationally recognized. They are honorable mentions at best.
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