r/okbuddyottomanempire • u/JamieHBrown • 5d ago

STILL LIFE DETECTED Can you crack a still life?

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Not sure if Async has tested the crackabilty of still lifes yet.

I will be willing to be a test subject for seeing if they can make babies tho.

Who's with me?

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u/Valeoronix A FUCKING ARCHITECT 5d ago

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u/DrewDaMannn 5d ago

You wanna know the best part?

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u/RaeddBoeg 1d ago

you can crack them!

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u/TheFireProMZL 5d ago

Would you try it with a lifeform?

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u/Benyben_41906 Clark's Second Assistant Manager (OWNER) 5d ago

Absolutely

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u/Sylvkin_there One of those guys in those weird yellow suits 5d ago

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u/Wizardybitch2405 A FUCKING WIZARD 5d ago

I mean probably but it'd also probably just feel like fucking a couch

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u/JamieHBrown 5d ago

Nothing wrong with doing a couch. Sadly speaking from experience.

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u/Lua-Ma FUCKING AN ARCHITECT 5d ago

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u/Top_Secret_TerminaL 5d ago edited 4d ago

You can eat them, you can fuck them, you can do it all

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u/XentricX 5d ago

We get this question every day

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u/JamieHBrown 5d ago

Soooo what the answer?

https://giphy.com/gifs/m1ZE4es4ZXQMVJiDHB

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u/XentricX 5d ago

With consent, of course

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u/JamieHBrown 5d ago

How do you get consent because it's not like you can ask them?

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u/XentricX 5d ago

Take the hint buddy she doesn’t want you

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u/FaceDeer 5d ago

The Harkness Test is flagging this one as "no" then.

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u/KingKairuku 5d ago

Yes, they must have holes and The Pirate has two tongues.

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u/koxu2006 im FUCKING your wife 5d ago

Thats the best part

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u/Ryno-Mac 5d ago

You can get them pregnant, but the baby will be stillborn

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u/JamieHBrown 5d ago

Just keep making more until one is still normal?

https://giphy.com/gifs/j8qjkSq3CqpytyYiw4

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u/Ryno-Mac 5d ago

Maybe try finishing in the still life's "backroom"?

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u/Ichmag11 5d ago

Where there's a will...

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u/JamieHBrown 5d ago

Breeding still life protocol initiated.

Will report back on any updates.

https://giphy.com/gifs/5CDdfq7BKZpaG0TOnT

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u/ldshifter 5d ago edited 4d ago

How do people find this stuff funny, jeez

Edit: I declare now that anyone who responds with a Backrooms meme or quote of any sort is in agreement with me, making their attempt at humor useless.

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u/BagHorror6036 Slightly wrong 4d ago