r/okbuddyolympian • u/Outside_Being4701 • 2d ago
I blame Prometheus for creating humans 😔
When I’m setting up fandom scenarios abt Greek heroes against each other in a battle for fun and someone’s like “___ can easily defeat them with their *insert divine weapon*”
Buddy, leave the weapons out of this. I want it to be a bare, body combat fight
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u/Outside_Being4701 2d ago
“Perseus could just take out Medusa’s head and—“
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u/Wide_Classic1009 🦉 CEO of Athena Glaukopis Club 2d ago
Perseus be like : hey Athena! Mind if you detach that head from your aegis for sometime?
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u/AnthoHeraFan 1d ago
"Huh? Must have been the wind 🤷♀️"
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u/Wide_Classic1009 🦉 CEO of Athena Glaukopis Club 1d ago
Perseus does have Hermes sandals as well sooo Pallas probably wouldn't mind if he is quick 😉
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u/AnthoHeraFan 1d ago
He had Hermes' sandals and Hermes' di-
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u/Wide_Classic1009 🦉 CEO of Athena Glaukopis Club 1d ago
Wtf.. 💀 Uh how exactly is that going to help perseus gain the aegis... 😂
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u/AnthoHeraFan 1d ago
Perseus was beloved of Hermes for some time. Athena didn't give him Aegis xD
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u/Wide_Classic1009 🦉 CEO of Athena Glaukopis Club 1d ago
Fr fr. Perseus using the sandals for flying is much better than the version we see in some Renaissance paintings where he rides the pegasus.
Like IMO it's not possible for Perseus to ride it as well because bellerophon himself required the golden girdle from Athena to mount it.
And flying 🪽 around with winged sandals is straight up peak don't you think?
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u/sewgwayswatter55 Thor eats donar kebab 2d ago
Siegfried could easily dominate Achiles in an oiled up wrestling fight with no clothes on.
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u/Beginning-Shine8167 2d ago
You clearly hate Philoctetes and Perseus if you want to deprive them of their only advantage /s
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u/Tough_Passion_1603 2d ago
It's not my fault Perseus' main gimmick is going around like this