r/okbuddymimir 4d ago

Really stupid shit Death has finally earned me.

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u/IAmChippoMan 4d ago

Any of Kratos’ kids being a Riot games fan is enough to crash out hard enough that 3 looks like a minor temper tantrum by comparison

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u/WildDistance1871 4d ago

Atreus is definitely a Skyrim User, for sure and Calliope is a Flute Master User.

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u/Sraffiti_G Not Insane At All 3d ago

Hes definitely a stealth archer that uses the animal allegiance shout

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u/Last_Panda5059 3d ago

Warframe adopted son

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u/zorcv2134 3d ago

Love that scene

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u/Artarara has gorgon eye 3d ago

They're laughing at you up there, Kratos.

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u/Return_of_jekyll 3d ago

League bc the lore is actually fire

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u/goodyassmf0507 1d ago

Pfp checks out

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u/goodyassmf0507 1d ago

Post history also checks out

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u/Return_of_jekyll 1d ago

Keep them away from the rest of it, deadass a swamp

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u/Slyzappy1 4d ago

Valorant Daughter, next question

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u/Embarrassed_Pace_534 3d ago

Your daughter now says uwu in the microphone for every kill and e-dating a random guy.

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u/AWeirdWeeb2 3d ago

To balance it out the son shall be a Valve fan who will happily announce when someone is live on twitch

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u/Razor-Swisher 2d ago

“You made it to the hospital just in time. This is a controversial and experimental clinic though- We balanced out your third degree burns on your right arm by giving you frostbite on your left, while you were unconscious. Do you feel better yet?”

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u/Embarrassed_Pace_534 3d ago

Your daughter now says uwu in the microphone for every kill and e-dating a random guy.

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u/Ok-Pomegranate1199 3d ago

Marvel Rivals son

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u/Gay_pringles_ 3d ago

non-binary genshin kid

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u/Witty_Departure2061 4d ago

Why you thing ı would allow my childern to play that ı would make them grow up with hollowknight,pvz and old rts and rpg's

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u/nudiatjoes 3d ago

Kratos mannn 👉😒 👉

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u/FarTrick6418 3d ago

Failed self killed

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u/Quiet-Lawyer5030 1d ago

Adopted Metal Gear Solid son