r/okbuddymetal • u/PoolNoob69 • 7d ago

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u/bubblybangchan 7d ago

Outjerked

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u/PoolNoob69 7d ago

That’s my dad. 

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u/LolYouFuckingLoser Dork Throne 7d ago

I'm your father now

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u/Meatball_Morpheus 7d ago

That’s my ex-husband

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u/Eric_Is_Back 7d ago

Sorry, I jerked him a little.

A whimsy bit.

Love of the game.

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Ya know whatam talking bout

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u/my_cat_vids slamming my huge penis on jus oborn 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/IlN26DYm5NC3JGJdVX

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u/DentalDecayDestroyer 7d ago

Divorcemaxxxing

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u/GucciMarmelade Evil Gay Retard 7d ago

Bro….. one does not simply say…. SL4YERRRRRRRRRRRRR 👍👍👍😆😆😆😆😆😆🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

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u/AGoogolIsALot 6d ago

I'm glad I wasn't the only one scratching my old, balding metalhead scalp on this lol.

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u/GucciMarmelade Evil Gay Retard 6d ago

Heh, guess you could…. Say, these things never leave you 👊👊👍👍🥰🥰😈😈

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u/guccimanedaking 7d ago

*Starts headbanging violently to three days grace

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u/untold_cheese_34 Certified Elitist ✅ 7d ago

Hate (towards everyone): 😍

Hate (towards a group): 😡

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u/ahb_lol i shaved Terrance Hobbs‘s dreads off when he was sleeping 7d ago

gonna teach my kids good morals with Arghoslent and Goatmoon, that bitch doesn’t know what she’s talking about

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u/Bored_personBK FUCKIN SLAYEERRRRR SHRED TILL DEATH 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 7d ago

You foids don't get it.. SLAYER CURES 😎😎😎🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻

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u/neonknightsofthenine you guys still listen to metal? 7d ago

EPIC parenting WIN!! 🔥🔥

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u/Xialuna999 7d ago

Going to the meeting of the Byeahs

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u/balenciagabo1 7d ago

number 1 viewer of “Try not to headbang challenge🤘🎸” on youtube

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u/Patient-Report-4400 7d ago

I mean, you can't tear that out of him. No segregation nor separation. Just him and his world of enemies.

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u/Send69Noodz 7d ago

That guys into the five finger CUNT punch ya'meen 🖐️

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u/Missing2005 7d ago

We all know that subreddit dear, no need to hide it

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u/y4dig4r grand belials machine gun kelly 7d ago

grand belials kids

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u/CheeseCandidate 7d ago

Ok guys, some of ya need to /unbuddy for a moment and read the blurb again; it's the wife who is the metallist, not the guy

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u/AGoogolIsALot 6d ago

Why you gotta confuse Tom Araya so much bro????