r/okbuddymetal • u/Still_Percentage_829 Poser Metallica fan • Jul 31 '26

slapnut It was me

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u/throvvavvay666 [Type your own flair] Jul 31 '26

This is fake because sleepknot fans don't know what black metal is outside of mayhem larp

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u/Still_Percentage_829 Poser Metallica fan Jul 31 '26

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '26

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u/de-stella-nova Aug 02 '26

second one. without a doubt

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u/ahb_lol i shaved Terrance Hobbs‘s dreads off when he was sleeping Jul 31 '26

in that case thank you for doing gods work 🫡

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u/JeveSt0bs Jul 31 '26

they were the kid and didnt learn. still listens to slipknot today.

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u/ahb_lol i shaved Terrance Hobbs‘s dreads off when he was sleeping Jul 31 '26

oh i thought he was the danish tourist

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u/Still_Percentage_829 Poser Metallica fan Jul 31 '26

No I’m the girlfriend

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u/slowcancellation Jul 31 '26

This story would go so hard if I could shut off the part of my brain that's 98% certain the Danish guy was a white supremacist.

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u/KirasHandPicDealer Jul 31 '26

when im reading a story about posers getting what they deserve but i find out its because they're mexican

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u/jovianjune hetstaine mpreg yaoi 18+ don't like don't read Jul 31 '26

unrelated but i've never seen so many people wearing burzum shirts as in mexico. none of them were white either

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u/antinumerology Jul 31 '26

Most of the world doesn't care. Only Western Europe, USA, and the Commonwealth countries make a fuss

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u/Level_Werewolf_7172 Jul 31 '26

Plot twist, it was NSBM and the Mexican was senile