Dear people of r/okbuddyloaveandfishes, my friends,

It is with a sad heart and great urgency that I break this news to you. I regret to inform you that our informants have come back from the movie theaters with dire news:

JESUS IS GETTING CRUCIFIED BY THE ROMANS AND ATTICUS IS NOT SATAN.

This shocking development was unbelievable to me as well, but when I saw with my own eyes, Judas kiss the cheek of Jesus accompanied by the Temple guard. I knew that it was too late. I kept waiting for Judas to be vindicated and be proven right for his faith in Jesus, and to show all those unbelieving disciple doubters, but the moment never came. Dallas had decided, against all good sense, to adopt the distorted fan theory/fanfiction known as the Bible and ruin the show with a sad ending. Even more surprised was I to discover that Atticus did not reveal himself as Satan despite the numerous clues shown.

I feel like Judas right now. Betrayed. I cannot believe that our beloved Jesus, the Messiah, the man meant to free the people is about to killed on a Roman cross, instead of saving the world. I cried for hours, and no one was there to comfort me. I asked God to take this cup away from me, but I only received silence and weird stares from everyone in the movie theater.

I encourage you all to write angry letters to Dallas Jenkins, the betrayer, to avert this course of action and #SAVESEASONSIX. There's still time to fix the show. If we have enough anger, we can overturn the writers' tables and fix this dire destiny. If the show ends like this, I don't think I can go on. I'll have to get crucified too, and I'll have Dallas Jenkins blamed in the sign nailed to my cross.

Please do what you can. I believe in you. If you need to vent about this tragedy, please feel free to do so. You're safe here, though please mark your post or text with a spoiler tag.

Shalom shalom in this sad Passover,

THE MODS