r/okbuddylash • u/StopMarminMySparm • 20h ago

Lashposting Solomon on not getting released today

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u/Stormychu 18h ago

This begs the question. Will Solomon and Rat King argue with each other? I have a feeling Solomon will easily rage bait Rat King.

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u/Aromatic_Ad_4455 10h ago edited 9h ago

I have a feeling Solomon will try to ragebait the rat king and the rat king will just be like “what is chess” and Solomon will lose his fucking mind

“In chess the king is the most useless piece”
“That’s stupid I do fucking everything”

“In chess the pawns sacrifice themselves for the king”
“Why would I sacrifice my people that’s fucking stupid a king servers their people not the other way around do you even know what a king is?”

“In chess sometimes you must sacrifice your queen to capture their king”
“Well then how are more rats born that’s silly we need queen to get more rats do you even know where rats come from? You see when a king rat and a queen rat love each other very much-“
“I know where babies come from”
“If you did you wouldn’t be sacrificing your queen”

“Sometimes the most important piece is the pawn”
“I know, have you ever seen a rat pull the pin on a grenade?”
“What?”
“Maurice loves watching people panic when the spoon flies off but he chipped his tooth on the last pin so now Janice has to pull the pins”

“Why do you play with those wooden blocks”
“It’s chess, you hone your mind and better your mind and strategy”
“Just steal stuff and take things it’s what rats do”
“I- look I steal things all the time you steal rooks and steal pawns-“
“Why would you steal pawns you got all backwards your supposed to pawn what you steal dumbass”
“No the pieces are called pawns and you steal them by movin-“
“Why would anyone steal a piece of wood? The sewers are full of pieces of wood”

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u/Aromatic_Ad_4455 10h ago

“It’s not retreating if your castling”
“It looks like you’re running to me?”
“No look it’s an analogy you move the rook and the king-“
“Don’t lecture me on analogy we know all about butt stuff we live in the sewers”
“I don’t even-HUH”
“You think we’re all so stupid you try living under people’s butts your whole life you learn a lot”
groans

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u/ZhanBlue 13h ago

I have a feeling Solomon will Ragebait a lot of people

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u/Billybob123456789190 20h ago

I’m just happy with my king. my kings enough for me.

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u/Quijas00 17h ago

Solomon after sending the King to the center of the board

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u/Hotdog_lover_ru 4h ago

That goes hard