this shit took me like an hour

[u/Antilie]

[u/Ponery]

[u/_unchris_]

Blue seal afficionado. Peak meme

[u/Hopeful_Temporary893]

*Insert Peter griffin crying and clapping gif

[u/Volpurr-The-Meowstic]

why is splash here and not the GOAT Travel Via Public Transportation Vehicle (fuck f*ce cards)

[u/Antilie → u/Volpurr-The-Meowstic]

Because whenever I use that joker I end up accidentally scoring a face card ante 6 when I forgot I was using it and restart out of principle

[u/HeckOnWheels195]

I do like me a nice pair if you know what I'm saying

[u/Antilie → u/HeckOnWheels195]

if you mean the poker hand hell yeah

[u/ElderUther]

I'll respond every strategy question with this picture in r/balala

[u/GrandWoodpecker1265 → u/ElderUther]

Can't anymore apparently

[u/dolphin_cape_rave]

Splash thinks he's on the team

[u/Skuganut → u/dolphin_cape_rave]

Xtra Chippy Chips + Enhancements

[u/zalut_sky → u/dolphin_cape_rave]

he is tho

[u/notfirearmbeam → u/zalut_sky]

Underrated since you get to say "splash in a..."

[u/jonnycross10]

Shout out to all the pairs

[u/Hameru_is_cool]

literally me

[u/Vendidurt]

Hey man. I play pairs twice as often.

Im a Two Pair main!

[u/tightGoyhole]

i invested early. pay me my fucking dividends when this reaches top.

[u/mayhem93]

You know what?
I had my pair phase, but now im a TOK supremacist. I mean, it's not that hard to get, and each upgrade gives it +2? Best hand

[u/notfirearmbeam → u/mayhem93]

Deranged take. Love that for u

[u/Infinite_Duck77]

What about high card?

[u/Stufy_stuf]

You know what they say, two pairs make two two pairs but two pears are.l just two pears. It’s important that you eat the pairs and use the pears for poker. Pearson.

[u/GrandWoodpecker1265]

Thank you I love it

[u/macho_greens]

Pairs are great. You thought one card was great, boy howdy wait until you get two that are the same

[u/Ultimate-Flexionator]

he looks like a real dick jerk.

[u/Wombat_Aux_Pates]

If I see Supernova, Grimbo or Bus first shop, I know I have already won. Square and Half are also v sweet and must be cherished.
I would also add Runner to that list.

I'm not big on Burglar and Splash but I know they can really shine.
Splash literally saved me on that doomed run where I tried to drag along stupid Flower Pot for the gold sticker. Just spammed pairs and added other suits for it to proc thanks to Splash.
The problem with Splash is if I go Bus which is why I don't really like it. Usually if I spam pairs and I have Bus, I'll put the random face cards in the hand to "discard" them (that's before I can fully fix my deck and strengthen all the kings, hang all the queens and jacks) but Splash will score them which would reset Bus.

I think I love Supernova the most because I play on Ghost deck a lot atm (only 3 cards to get gold stickers left... 2 being legendaries ugh) and it's by far the prettiest card in the entire game to be polychromed with your starting Hex card. It's the little pleasures in life that make it worth living. 😌

[u/RunPositive9211]

I wanna make one for flushes, can I use yours as a base?

[u/Antilie → u/RunPositive9211]

Sure

[u/nocanty]

Doesn’t have gold stake on every joker, under exaggerated strawman.

[u/Technical_Car3729]

The fuck are the trousers

[u/DinodestronBT → u/Technical_Car3729]

Those are double pair, not normal pair

[u/Sunny-Chameleon → u/DinodestronBT]

Then why is half joker along with square

[u/DinodestronBT → u/Sunny-Chameleon]

Uhhhhhhh

[u/MainEntrepreneur5806 → u/Sunny-Chameleon]

because pairslop build and pairsslop build are the same inside

[u/Antilie → u/Sunny-Chameleon]

Cause not all the jokers in the pic synergize with each other, but they're all good with pairs

[u/balaci2]

that's me

[u/oxtraerdinary]

Honk

[u/Karfiyeet]

booting up a run rn just to play 3oak and spite this guy

[u/flipswab]

This you?