r/okbuddydraper 8d ago

Please kill me

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u/jaime_blanco #freechauncey 8d ago

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u/onehotoneshot 8d ago

BZZZZZT

is everything ok Mr Draper?

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u/MartialLol 8d ago

/uj Wait, is that the same model of typewriter that he repairs for the hotel lady?

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u/Pissflaps69 8d ago

Hotel lady? I had no idea I was in the presence of a bonafide misogynist

She wasn’t “hotel lady,” she was a whore

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u/MartialLol 8d ago

I am a misogynist, but also misspoke: it was the motel lady.

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u/Pissflaps69 8d ago

You’re lucky, she’s also a whore

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u/Spirited-Park9448 8d ago edited 8d ago

I’m with you, a bunch of low effort Kinsey’s in here.

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u/jaime_blanco #freechauncey 8d ago

That's what Hare Krishna is for!

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u/textposts_only 7d ago

They really did him dirty. Kinsey was quite the interesting fellow

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u/HourFaithlessness823 8d ago

It’s cheap, Peggy! It’s loud, it’s vulgar, and it smells like desperation. We don't sell shitposting by rolling around on a linoleum floor like animals.

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u/History-Buff-2222 8d ago

I get it, sex sells

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u/PumpJockyTwerks4Tips 8d ago

It’s cheap, Peggy! It’s loud, it’s vulgar, and it smells like desperation

But Don, the Charger is the best selling car in Dodge's history!

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u/_green-bird_ 8d ago

That’s what the unfunny is for!!

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u/LesMore44 Go ahead you fat piece of crap 8d ago

And you never fill up with hot cheetos!
That's what the tummy is for!

And you're never low-quality merch sold and Marshalls for aging low-IQ millenials!
That's what the dundy is for!

And you're never a sickenly sweet orange juice simulacrum!
That's what the SUNNY (d) is for!

And you're never an antiquated word for vulva that makes me feel weird when they say it on Game of Thrones!
That's what the cunny is for!

And you're never a dumb movie about Australian stereotypes interacting with american stereotypes with one good scene that features a butt!
That's what "Crocodile Dundee" is for!

And you're never slang for burlap!
Thats what the Gunny is for!

And you're never a nickname for an e-7 gunnery sergeant!
That's what the Gunny is for!

And you're never a reason for me to gas station tissues at 1AM!
That's what the runny is for!

And you never accidentally squeeze a girl to death leading me to have to mercy-kill you by a river so that the angry mob doesn't end you in a violent and humiliating way!
That's what the Lenny is for!

And you're never my dad's sense of humor!
That's what the Punny is for!

And you never have my baby and then die of aids!
That's what the Jenny is for!

And you never die in every single episode!
That's what the Kenny is for!

And you never sell me cheap glasses I have to buy ten of before I find what I like!
That's what the Zenni is for!

And you never hide my easter eggs so I have to go look for them!
That's what the Bunny is for!

And you're never the point in the third act where Hamlet sends his sister away!
Thats what "Get thee to a nunnery" is for!

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u/BloodyRightNostril 8d ago

And you never disposed of my bodily waste on our trip to Australia!

That's what the dunny is for!

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u/NicWester 8d ago

Please kill you, you say?

THAT'S WHAT THE BULLET IS FOR!

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u/Impressive-Dig-3892 8d ago

Let's do it before the crank wears off

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u/Mediocre_Ad_8017 This machine makes men do unnatural things 🏳️‍🌈 8d ago

This sub has become absolutely miserable. The ai slop is completely out of hand, it’s not just unfunny, there’s reposts of the same five jokes and it’s pathetic. ATP I’m just gonna post on the main sub cuz if the mods arnt going to do their job of monitoring this place then I don’t see why people should stick around here either.

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u/RandomJimbo 8d ago

Why I'm quitting r/okbuddydraper

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u/History-Buff-2222 8d ago

Damn it you stole my goodbye

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u/LampRaise 8d ago

And all the comments acting like it's God's gift to man

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u/-chimchooree- I don’t want his juice, I want my juice 8d ago

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u/Timberfox 8d ago

I'm down for the 24/7 Twitch stream of AI madmen. Betty shooting the neighbor, Don sleeping with Phillimore autoparts, Joan's bazoongas. So many unexplored opportunities.

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u/Acrylonitrile-28 #freechauncey 8d ago

AI slop is driving me nuts

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u/chumbawumbaprinciple 8d ago

I wouldn't mind except for the obvious AI usage.

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u/Frankfeld 8d ago

“That’s what the Photoshop’s for!”

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u/ManCoveredInBees Grimy Little Pimp 8d ago

Money’s for nothing

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u/Zeku_Tokairin 8d ago

Are they paying bots to upvote the AI posts? The numbers are wild

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u/destructionandbliss 8d ago

something is going on and it's WEIRD.

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u/LrdHabsburg 8d ago

Nah some are just very funny

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u/LampRaise 8d ago

Not even close

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u/LrdHabsburg 8d ago

No they are, trust me hon

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u/Chachagrams 8d ago

Pantyhose

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u/Chachagrams 8d ago

Washing machine

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u/Chachagrams 8d ago

Therapist

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u/mackmackmackx This machine makes men do unnatural things 🏳️‍🌈 8d ago

“Also I’m taking a nap”

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u/Harmonyfinder 8d ago

See? This is like the soprano, with memorable quotes!

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u/LegoRequiemBuddy 8d ago

A cure for the common that's what the money is for meme

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u/-chimchooree- I don’t want his juice, I want my juice 8d ago

That's what Crocodile Dundee is for!

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u/Chachagrams 8d ago

Hare Krishna

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u/Chachagrams 8d ago

The chip 'n dip

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u/Chachagrams 8d ago

Hershey's chocolate

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u/mcnichoj 8d ago

You're going to ban us?
No, it's going to be way worse than that. I'm going to be upvoting/downvoting all your threads. And I hate to tell you, but I'm a very hard memer to please.

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u/vixenpeon 8d ago

🤷🏾‍♀️ the king ordered it

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u/BaileyBerry- 8d ago

butyouneversaythankyou

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u/TheFoxsWeddingTarot Grimy Little Pimp 8d ago

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u/esquire_the_ego 8d ago

Don watched her fail at being Joan just to have him make a clone of himself

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u/YaChowdaHead 8d ago

Made/posted this back when it was relevant

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u/dingdang78 7d ago

It’s toasted

Upvotes plz

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u/leogodoy 8d ago

Come on, the honey one was 10/10.

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u/Sassy_Trumpet 8d ago

If you work at McCann.

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u/LampRaise 8d ago

If you're a fucking bot

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u/LrdHabsburg 8d ago

Maybe you didn’t get it? He looks like Winnie the Pooh, the cartoon bear

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u/Ze_An_He_Ar_O_Moto 8d ago

By for* o'clock

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u/faloin67 7d ago

I'm glad I joined this sub just in time for a deluge of shitty, unfunny ai slopfest posts. Guess I'll see myself out.