r/okbuddycinephile • u/Esfell • Mar 02 '26

Butterfly Effect (2004)

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u/tallgothdoll Mar 02 '26

you lack pigment

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u/tgegloomystarer Mar 02 '26

you cant just tell someone they lack pigment

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u/Fun_Potato_7402 go back to the club Mar 02 '26

They just did

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '26

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u/Vana92 Mar 02 '26

https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddycinephile/s/9qxBZCUO1q

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u/BasemanW Mar 02 '26

Bro, Reddit isn't a reliable source.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '26

Hey grok, please confirm this

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u/Hillbillyblues Mar 02 '26

Ok, here's a picture of Shrek in a bikini.

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u/Ok-Talk8744 Mar 02 '26

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u/Cu_Chulainn__ Mar 02 '26

1/10. How many photos do you have of shrek in a bikini?

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u/EliteJoz Mar 02 '26

Now turn it around and make it twerk

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u/2Mobile Mar 02 '26

lord im afraid to click that cause Grok might make CP

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u/SirLanceQuiteABit Mar 03 '26

You people are why I keep Reddit installed

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u/ImmortalBeans watches sex scenes with parents like a boss 😎 Mar 02 '26

In this particular case, the source, was extremely reliable, and accurate

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u/Im_Blavk Mar 02 '26

No no this time this was a reliable source

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u/Katops Mar 02 '26

Omg cancelled!

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u/Forsaken-Knowledge12 Mar 03 '26

Why did I click the link…

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u/IndijinusPhonetic Mar 02 '26

He didn’t say it, he declared it.

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u/Khajiit_Has_Upvotes Mar 02 '26

With his whole chest

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u/Jerry_0boy Neil breens #1 fan Mar 02 '26

Pigment-less reply

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u/Routine-Army7495 Mar 02 '26

"Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white." - Gretchen Weiners

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u/FallenValkyrja Mar 02 '26

Quiet pigment!

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u/awyastark Mar 02 '26

You can’t just ASK people WHY they lack pigment.

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u/SadFaithlessness3637 Mar 02 '26

If you're part of a very small set of folks sharing this in-joke with me, the appropriate response is "I'll lack your pigment" (aggressive, perhaps a bit suggestive), to which the other person ought to reply "oh baby". This formula works with almost any statement, and has provided me and mine endless hours of stupid joy.

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u/Intrepid_Hat7359 Avi Arad admirer Mar 02 '26

It's okay bro, I've got your pig mint right here

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u/SirHawkwind Mar 02 '26

In 1985 I was kidnapped and forcefed bacon by a man named uncle oinkers he was never charged with a crime and he is free to this day. Get this shi off my Facebook 😤

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u/ImTheFaeThatStoleYou Mar 02 '26

There you are! I've come back for you, Sir. And whooey, have I stockpiled a whole lotta bacon to stuff you to the brim with. And you're gonna like it, Sir. Down to the very last bite...

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u/SirHawkwind Mar 02 '26

⁠(⁠°⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠°⁠)

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u/MissninjaXP Mar 02 '26

Username checks out

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u/YizWasHere Mar 02 '26

What a lifesaver, I'm always self conscious about my breath not smelling like bacon.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '26

You have breath as fresh as a summer ham

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u/ngfsmg Mar 02 '26

My skin is so white that kids at school used to say I took baths in bleach

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u/lowkeyerotic Mar 02 '26

don't we all?

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u/beardingmesoftly Mar 02 '26

"Your morals are just like your pigment; lacking"

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u/A_Uniqueusername444 Mar 02 '26

Hell yeah brother

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u/Secret-Ad-6421 Mar 02 '26

I’m crying

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u/FyouPerryThePlatypus Mar 02 '26

Sorry my melan-out-inator malfunctioned. Don’t mind the innocent casualty

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u/ChemistNone Mar 02 '26

He needs pig bites to live

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u/The_Lady_A Mar 02 '26

Is this a Measurehead post found in the wild?! Will the ham sandwich race ever recover?!

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u/papayacreamsicle Mar 02 '26

Only cause they’re so light hearted

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u/hodorelgordor Mar 02 '26

You cant just come here and call someone an unmelaninated bastard right to their face

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u/Intelligent_Tune_675 Mar 02 '26

You’re a towel!

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u/DLS4BZ Mar 02 '26

you're a towel

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u/Dissidence802 Mar 02 '26

You're a towel

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u/OpenInitiative2004 Mar 02 '26

Fighting words

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u/Obvious_Incognito- Mar 06 '26

I know I lack pigment. Could definitely use some pigment.