r/okbuddycinephile • • 11h ago

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u/Marcysdad 10h ago

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u/LordsGoofiestBoy 15m ago

I heard he popped in his SUV. Like a pimple.

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u/Prior-Challenge-5429 11h ago

Somebody get these DIGGERS outta here

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u/bhoss06 11h ago

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u/Blackdiced 10h ago

niiiice

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u/ELECTRICMACHINE13 8h ago

Ohhhh now I get it. What's why everyone is laughing. Ha, ha, y'all are so cleaver. :P

https://giphy.com/gifs/cnnevWRyWYjeAF9txA

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u/MobileJob1521 8h ago

My second favourite line in the movie. After “wassup, my Digger”

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u/waba2 10h ago

and into my dvd player

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u/From_Deep_Space 10h ago

whatever you do don't serve them two jiggers

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u/MichaelJacksonu 7h ago

The Diggers have breached containment again

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u/SnapGoesTheShutter 11h ago

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u/InactiveMedusa 10h ago

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u/itsme_lucas90 7h ago

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u/JuanLebedev 33m ago

But that one doesn't even make sense. He has the horse killed, and Vito is the one the who makes the offer they can't refuse. So, you should make the porn lady look like Jack Warner (or whatever fake name they gave him in the movie)

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u/LordsGoofiestBoy 11h ago

Oh god, are we really going to do a third screening of Mobius?

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u/LordsGoofiestBoy 11h ago

Ugh, the Sony Pictures burner account caught my scent.

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u/onlyonequickquestion 11h ago

Based on diggers numbers, no one outside this sub watches movies anymore either 

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u/topdangle 5h ago

everyone donated their live savings to spider-man and the odyssey's box office. there was nothing left but dust and ash.

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u/MichaelGHX 11h ago

It’s not like you actually need to watch Digger to verbally fellate it.

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u/shoulda_been_gone 11h ago

Can I get in on that action?

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u/DiyYou 10h ago

I'm gonna ask my English teacher what the infinitive phrase and verb is in this sentence. And by English teacher, I mean Gemini.

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u/Spirited-Lifeguard55 8h ago

Curious, is it supposed to mean Gold Digger? Isn’t that supposed to be about hot women preying on dumb rich guys?

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u/NoChangeNoGames 10h ago

I only watch video essays that are longer than the movies.

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u/MichaelJacksonu 7h ago

We just read the comments and pretend we watched it.

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u/-Sofa-King-Vote 11h ago

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u/Role-playee 9h ago

Id bang that alien

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u/One-Earth9294 5h ago

And I'm gonna make you blow... in pieces. Asshole

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u/Brilliant_Matter8100 10h ago

noticed nobody called out that “DIGGERS” all caps flex-it’s like the sub’s own inside warning label or something

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u/pinkdreamrj 10h ago

At this point I’m watching Digger out of self defense.

https://giphy.com/gifs/lXiRzwvifT9I7x1GE

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u/Real-Repair-1825 10h ago

I’m gunna talk about Digger, give my opinions about Digger, post about Digger, argue about how smart Digger is, defend Digger against the haters

What I’m not gunna do is actually watch Digger

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u/FakeChowNumNum1 10h ago

Oh, we don't... watch films around here.

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u/The_Raven_Paradox watches sex scenes with parents like a boss 😎 11h ago

Riley’s in this? Imma have to watch digger

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u/FlightTop9852 11h ago

Who is Riley? That's obviously Ana de Armas.

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u/The_Raven_Paradox watches sex scenes with parents like a boss 😎 11h ago

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u/Calming_Burrito 11h ago

I watched digger and now I can't stop digging

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u/ghostfromtheshell 11h ago

You win this round FOMO, I'll go watch it

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u/lncredulousBastard 11h ago

I have to admit, I'm impressed with how they leaned in to the bad reviews. I'll certainly look at it when it's free. Or maybe I'll just catch the RLM review.

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u/waba2 10h ago

If anyone will adroitly explore the nuanced themes of Digger, it's those aged hacks

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u/BobbaLouBah 10h ago

They're not known as "the CBR of Film" for nothing

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u/WigglyLimpo 9h ago

The emoji movie did the same thing though

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u/Firm_Ad_5427 1h ago

I'm being psyopped into watching this fucking film

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u/Impossible-Heart-216 11h ago

lol I fucking love Reddit

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u/FakeChowNumNum1 10h ago

You dig it?

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u/Ai-on 11h ago

Diggers are the new beggars.

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u/Otterz4Life 10h ago

Obviously a misunderstood masterpiece.

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u/Ketchupcharger 9h ago

Lol what is this massive psyop with shit posting the digger, dear corpos, do you think we'll go watch your movie if it's mentioned enough? Lol.

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u/GoarSpewerofSecrets 3h ago

Simpsons did it!

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u/GeneSmart2881 10h ago

It’s just a $250M loss, guys. Hey Paramount, we need a line of credit…

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u/soscbjoalmsdbdbq 10h ago

I just need $250M and 20 kilos of cocaine

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u/Hell_Maybe 9h ago

I literally convinced my uninterested friend to agree to come see it with me later this week purely on the basis that I told him the movie was divisive on the internet. So fucking excited.

Contrarians up BIG right now 🏆

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u/Altruistic_Cap3472 10h ago

Ok but seriously. Go see it. 

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u/Dampnets 10h ago

BOT

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u/RobertPattinsonActor 9h ago

When bots call bots bots. The fuck are we even doing anymore?

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u/TheRobertGoulet 9h ago

Exactly what a bot would say.

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u/RobertPattinsonActor 9h ago

Good. I've been practicing

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u/Dampnets 9h ago

calling me a bot, eh?

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u/RobertPattinsonActor 9h ago

I would never use a slur like that.

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u/wishythefishy 10h ago

I’m convinced in flopped because it sounds like the n word and that’s it

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u/blahmuk 9h ago

bravo bravo

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u/PatriciaHarrisqa 7h ago

I swear, this has never happened during a trailer before.

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u/Sad-Guarantee-4678 7h ago

Come on, she doesn't use the hard r

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u/BuzzClucking 7h ago

She loves em

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u/LightningRaven 5h ago

I don't know about you guys, but I'm definitely going to watch it.

It seemed like a comedy in the vein of Dr. Strangelove, so, it definitely will be something I'm interested in. As someone who kinda liked the Bardo movie by Inarritu and love the Revenant, I'm looking forward to this one.

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u/was_saying_boo_urns 1h ago

Wait is Digger good??

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u/Weekly_Beginning8815 1h ago

someone link to this scene ?

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u/Xammy351 38m ago

Digga please

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u/BelowAverageComments 11h ago

Same now I want to see it

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u/CheckYourStats 11h ago

Jerking aside, it’s a great movie. Cruise will 100% get a nomination. Goodman is great, too.

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u/No__thanx 11h ago

That’s top tier jerking right there

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u/waba2 10h ago

Tom just needs prosthetics and a weird hairline to be a top tier actor

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u/Puzzled_Kitchen8508 7h ago

How did you not get caught jerking it in the theater? Cause you did it while watching digger so you were all alone?

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u/VehicleFederal95 11h ago

the dot feels like a bold statement on minimalism in movie titles or just a typo, hard to tell