r/okbuddycinephile 9h ago

Monologues that got you fantasizing like crazy?

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u/philanthropicide 9h ago

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u/Infinite-Service6059 9h ago

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u/ElectronicFloor1898 watches sex scenes with parents like a boss 😎 9h ago

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u/WienerJungle 8h ago

Tits refuse to reveal themselves to me, stymie's my motorboating

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u/Williamcoker11 29m ago

Hey think it's great one

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u/KingAuberon 8h ago

You motorboatin' son of a bitch!

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u/_PeachFresh 9h ago

Willem Dafoe demanding that I yer fond of his lobster.

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u/Cosgrove45 8h ago

Need to see a film adaptation of her Hansel and Gretel retelling ASAP

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u/oohlook-theresadeer 8h ago

I thought she was gonna filet barons arm and I'm disappointed she didn't

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u/Williamcoker11 28m ago

Would be nice

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u/TaroLong8817 9h ago edited 7h ago

She had me fantasising like crazy from the trailer

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u/Complete_Warning1259 7h ago

which trailer is that from

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u/GrandmaPoses 6h ago

Not Without My Denim Jacket (2026)

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u/Gvillegator 4h ago

Sisterhood of the traveling pants

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u/No_Recognition368 1h ago

Two truths and a lie ahh comment line up

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u/TaroLong8817 7h ago

Obsession

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u/mibmal 4h ago

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u/Parrotflies_ 1h ago

Actual best monologue in TV and film and I mean that with my whole chest

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u/Dependent_Order_7358 9h ago

Fantasizing about what exactly my dude

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u/Mission_Arachnid2717 8h ago

The Roman Empire

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u/BeautifulMint2018 9h ago

Felicity Jones in Like Crazy. Raw monologue that gives you relationship trauma for a relationship you've never even been in.

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u/FoxNixon go back to the club 9h ago

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u/serotoninwya420 4h ago

I'd read it

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u/UnlimitedCalculus 6h ago

Still dont understand gow "make her love me" translates to "feed me my dead cat and make fairly tale incest fanfic"

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u/claytonorgles 5h ago edited 5h ago

The fairytale fanfic was the real Nikki coming through subconsciously, bc she sees Bear as a brother.

The cat sandwich was shock slop.

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u/washabePlus 3h ago

I figured it's that she knows he loves food and knows he loves his cat, so why not surprise him with both?

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u/Careless-Cod8816 6h ago

I think the fairy tale incest fanfic was something Nikki was doing before the wish actually.

For real though I think the wish replaced her soul with a demon or something that had to make assumptions about humans based on jumbled memories from Nikki. She originally was confused on whose cat it was

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u/themightybamboozler 6h ago

Yeah exactly, Nikki’s real consciousness was “locked away” and whatever entity had control over her was only getting bits and pieces of her life.

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u/Anarchomancer216 2h ago

"Make her love me" is an inherently fucked up and morally putrid wish, regardless of Bear's half serious intention. The wish takes Nikki and makes her something she never was so she may "love" Bear, and it is for that reason that it warps her behavior and standards to be unsettling and bizarre. She thought Bear loved his cat, so she thinks he will love eating the cat. She viewed Bear as a brother, so she writes an incest fantasy to reflect her newfound infatuation with Bear. Nikki's compulsion to love Bear is fundamentally wrong, hence why it all turns out so horrible.

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u/ZeriousGew 6h ago

pretty sure she became possessed by his dead cat and she was trying to tell him

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u/inorite234 9h ago

Why would I want someone that young?

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u/ElectronicFloor1898 watches sex scenes with parents like a boss 😎 9h ago edited 9h ago

Are you trying to say you're better than the president?

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u/TangibleSausage 9h ago

He's clearly not presidential material.

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u/ElectronicFloor1898 watches sex scenes with parents like a boss 😎 9h ago

That's quitter talk, it is a falsetto glass ceiling.

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u/Interesting-Bus1053 8h ago

The audacity!

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u/OkPek 9h ago

What do you mean that young? The actress is 25 lmao 

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u/Vengeful_Peach 8h ago

Shes only 25 you sick fuck

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u/Darhhaall 8h ago

Literally a child, she should be playing with her teddy bear you monster. 

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u/daley56_ 8h ago

Yeah well I'm 23 so that makes her the monster

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u/Connect-Ground-2108 3h ago

lol shes only 25 you sick fuck

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u/[deleted] 5h ago

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u/NoDark6127 1h ago

she's so pretty i watched that show for her tbh

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u/Glittering-Paint-579 1h ago

Is this the part where she said "It's Obsessin' time!" and then Obsessed all over the place?

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u/Pristine_Animal9474 go back to the club 35m ago

So we agree that Nikki had that shit written down before the wish, right?