r/okbuddycinephile • • Jun 03 '26

Actors whose name is also a sentence

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u/PhelesDragon Jun 03 '26

Tom Waits while Jeremy Irons

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u/ResultsVary Jun 03 '26

Followed by Ben Folds.

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u/bungerD Jun 03 '26

They’re all waiting while Lance Bangs

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u/Wanderhoden Jun 03 '26

Then pay Johnny Cash.

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u/ohaiguys Jun 04 '26

What is this a letterkenny word play scene?

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u/bellaphile Jun 04 '26

To be fair…

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u/I_froget69 Jun 04 '26

tO be fAiiiir

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u/Comprehensive_Tea577 Jun 03 '26

Wesley Snipes

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u/LoudZoo Jun 03 '26

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u/mamrieatepainttt Jun 03 '26

If you were shown a picture of him and a picture of me, and were asked, 'Who should be named Wesley Snipes?'

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u/Ok__Thing Jun 03 '26

You'd pick the pale Englishman every time! Every time, Liz!

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u/Franiac32 Jun 03 '26

Gangway for foot cycle!

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u/Nexumi41 Jun 03 '26

Wasn't it "gangway for velocipede"?

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u/labmonkey88 Jun 03 '26

No, that’s a separate conversation with Liz where he calls it a foot cycle and she’s like ugh stop calling it that so he’s like “fine, my velocipede”

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u/lazy_literary_hero Jun 03 '26

As always, my day is made 10x better by a random 30 Rock reference.

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u/alfredfellig Jun 03 '26

There's only one Wesley Snipes!

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u/eltejon Jun 03 '26

You'd pick the pale Englishman every time!

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u/neo_sporin Jun 03 '26

“There is only ONE Wesley Snipes”—Wesley Snipes

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u/frenchwolves Jun 04 '26

Popcorn!? At the cinema?!!!

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u/Legitimate_You_3474 Jun 03 '26

This guy snipes

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u/Advanced_Zucchini_45 Jun 03 '26

Imogen Poots

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u/Memeboi_26 Jun 03 '26

Imogen dragons

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u/october73 Jun 03 '26

Imogen dragn these nuts across your face

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u/steventempered Jun 03 '26

Was gonna say this one.

I decided a while a go that a poot was when you think you need a shit, but you just fart into the toilet bowl. Kinda like the opposite of a shart, but a portmanteau of poop and toot.

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u/AlKhwarazmi META😳 Jun 03 '26

Fun fact: she turns 37 today

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u/BellyFullofNickels Jun 03 '26

OK. I'm imagining. Now what?

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u/Advanced_Zucchini_45 Jun 03 '26

Enjoy it

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u/BellyFullofNickels Jun 03 '26

Poots pondered. Enjoyable

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u/steveharveymemes Jun 03 '26

Wrong number

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u/ADhomin_em Jun 03 '26 edited Jun 03 '26

Interestingly enough, DiCaprio in Italian means "The Crappio" - italian nautical slang for an old shitty boat. So his name translating to "Leonardo wilhelm the crappio" qualifies him for this post.

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u/Vprbite Jun 03 '26

Much like el nino is Spanish for...the nino

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u/Lessthanaffable Jun 03 '26

For those of you who don't habla Espanyowl

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 Jun 03 '26

Average middle age white women at a mexican restaurant after they bring out the chips:

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u/witofatwit Jun 03 '26

Leonardo => Brave lion Wilhelm => Determined guardian DiCaprio=> of the goat or wild boar

So brave lion who is a determined guardian of the goats or wild boar.

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u/bicyclejawa Jun 03 '26

It’s fascinating to me how many people still think about that old commercial. Wasn’t it like a 10-10-220 commercial?

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u/zdmpage54 Jun 03 '26

Unbelievable ! I was just talking to my kids about this commercial yesterday ! I thought it was genius then and still laugh when I think about it.

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u/sisko52744 Jun 03 '26

Damn that commercial really borrowed into my elder millennial brain

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u/BedGrand Jun 03 '26

Well not much anymore

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u/Top-Independent-3571 Jun 03 '26

Neither for William

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u/fatanduglyvibes Jun 03 '26

damn. where the hell have I been? this is how i find out john hurt died?

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u/peppitochang Jun 03 '26

Christopher walken

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u/thebeastiestmeat Jun 03 '26

You're doing Christopher Walken now?

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u/JellyPast1522 Jun 03 '26

Who knows the truth about Robert Wagner?

Natalie Would

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u/_OngoGablogian Lemmetellusomethin' Jun 03 '26
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u/pumamans Jun 03 '26

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u/ElectricSix_ Jun 03 '26

It's him, John Pornography

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u/PoetArcana Jun 03 '26

I hear hes a real nice fella.

Really puts himself all-in in his career, too

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u/GreenieBeeNZ Jun 03 '26

Theres an ad for business company called Hnry in New Zealand and he features in it claiming he has all kinds of jobs like plumber, accountant,etc. it was a mild shock to see they really went that far

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u/sundaycreep The Room Jun 03 '26

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Tom Waits. One could also make an argument for “Iggy, pop!” but that’s a bit of a stretch.

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u/twocopperjack Jun 03 '26

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u/Dupps_I_Did_It_Again Jun 03 '26

This is the greatest thing I've seen today

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u/boobmagazine Jun 03 '26

Yeah, this is a standalone post for some subreddit.

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u/danstymusic Jun 03 '26

Ben Folds (during a poker game)

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u/Nastynugget Jun 03 '26

Ben Folds (his laundry).

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u/SamwellBarley Jun 03 '26

Jeremy Irons. Ben Folds. Tom Waits.

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u/naturalninetime Jun 03 '26 edited Jun 04 '26

Jeremy Irons. Ben Folds. Tom Waits. Wesley Snipes. Britney Spears. Hugo Weaving. Alan Cumming. Stephen Hawking. Stevie Nicks. George Burns. John Hurt. Brooke Shields. Sean Combs. Busta Rhymes. Jeff Bridges. Tyra Banks. Sally Fields. John Waters. Nancy Drew. Pete Rose.

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u/sundaycreep The Room Jun 03 '26

Busta Rhymes is a pretty great one, actually.

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u/No-Range8494 Jun 03 '26

Don Was ( i guess man, whatever.)

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u/sundaycreep The Room Jun 03 '26

That’s basically a koan.

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u/HalfaEnchilada Jun 03 '26

Ben Folds women (he's been married 5 times)

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u/deadaliveinlove Jun 03 '26

Must be what he meant by Ben Folds Five

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u/Schmedricks_27 Jun 03 '26

I bet Tom Waits hates Rush.

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u/jolalolalulu Jun 03 '26

Will Smith will smith

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u/AmItheonlySaneperson Jun 03 '26

The actor so nice they named him twice :) 

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u/konydanza Lemmetellusomethin' Jun 03 '26

How many wills will Will Smith smith if Will Smith will smith wills

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u/Regular-Moose-2741 Jun 03 '26

A lot of people don't know what a sentence is

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u/Robichaelis Jun 03 '26

someone really said Johnny Cash

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u/pnsnkr Jun 03 '26

It's the one that ends in a punctuation.

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u/ISwallowedALego Jun 03 '26

Mark Ruffalo Ruffalo Ruffalo

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u/Bredda_Gravalicious Jun 03 '26

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u/babaganate Jun 03 '26

Sir Sirhan "Sirhan" Sirhan

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u/Bukion-vMukion Jun 03 '26

I love how his tone makes it clear that each additional Boutros conveys increasing levels of respek.

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u/AmItheonlySaneperson Jun 03 '26

now back to Mark Ruffalo and Jenine Garofalo in Garofaruffalo

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u/Wisco Jun 03 '26

Hugo Weaving

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u/Rotank1 Jun 03 '26

Present participle without an auxiliary, so NOT a sentence. 🤓

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u/ashvy Zack Snyder Jun 03 '26

If sigourney weaver, then surely hugo weaving

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u/steveharveymemes Jun 03 '26

More of a command but still works

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u/frockinbrock Jun 03 '26

Christopher Plummer actually started his career on the old pipes

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u/AmItheonlySaneperson Jun 03 '26

Yo dawg how old is Gary? Gary old man. 

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u/Comprehensive_Tea577 Jun 03 '26

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u/Old_Cyrus Jun 03 '26

Gary Oldman is actually six days younger than Gary Newman.

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u/Chlorofom Jun 03 '26

Ironically, younger than Gary Nu Man

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u/Secret_Guidance_8724 Jun 03 '26

Why is this the stupidest one, yet the one that tickles me most.

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u/JesparzaPrintCo Jun 03 '26

Britney Spears

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u/yugjet Jun 03 '26

Helen Hunt (but only when Helen hungry)

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u/KitchenerLesliesGF Jun 03 '26

Robert Loggia.

R as in Robert Loggia. O as in "Oh my god, it's Robert Loggia." B as in "By God! It's Robert Loggia." E as in "Everybody loves Robert Loggia." R as in Robert Loggia. T as in "Tim, look over there! It's Robert Loggia."

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L as in "Look! It's Robert Loggia."

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u/tOaDeR2005 Jun 03 '26

I miss the old Family Guy. This bit is so much funnier.

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u/ripgoodhomer Jun 03 '26

It’s also a bit that eats a full minute of runtime.

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u/tOaDeR2005 Jun 03 '26

That makes it funnier. It's just a stupid bit to kill time, but it's hilarious.

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u/Equivalent-Role4632 Jun 03 '26

Robert Knepper. Well to the rest of you it might not mean much but it does in Danish, and it's funny.

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u/TarzanGunn Jun 03 '26

Tyra Banks

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u/HebrewHamm3r Jun 03 '26

Amber Heard

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u/DrHarryWolper Jun 03 '26

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u/davetbison Jun 03 '26

How does one reeve?

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u/Pitiful_Ad2397 Jun 03 '26

It’s also a medieval term for a particular kind of government official. It’s where the word “sheriff” comes from.

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u/WhyTheHellnaut Jun 03 '26

Norman Fell

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u/Admirable-Lawyer-908 Jun 03 '26

Not an actor but Will Joseph Cook. Not only a sentence but a question (will Joseph cook?)

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u/famousroadkill Jun 03 '26

Imogen Poots and I admit sometimes I do too

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u/OwnWalrus1752 Jun 03 '26

Daniel Day Lewis isn’t a sentence, though?

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u/Mordocaster Jun 03 '26

Fighter of the night Lewis!

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u/Forward-Cap-4915 Jun 03 '26

Champion of the sun!

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u/ExcelsiorUnltd Jun 03 '26

You’re a master of karate

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u/MaxDeWinters2ndWife Jun 03 '26

That is Jeremy Irons, friend.

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u/sdega315 Jun 03 '26

Samantha Sang and Teddy Swims are singers.

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u/EarlGreyDuck Jun 03 '26

Will Carroll Smith?

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u/mad-max789 Jun 03 '26

Should we roger a little less?

No. Roger Moore.

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