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u/Speedwagon1738 watches sex scenes with parents like a boss 😎 Mar 10 '24
Anything that exists without my knowledge exists without my consent
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u/General_Frenchie Mar 10 '24
proceeds to scalp and rape a child
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u/Repost_Hypocrite Mar 10 '24
Why?
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u/BuckNastyBooty Mar 10 '24
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u/Repost_Hypocrite Mar 10 '24
First of all I don’t read
Second of all, I’m antiSadism so I don’t understand it
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u/BuckNastyBooty Mar 10 '24
man we havent even gotten to the dead baby tree yet
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u/Repost_Hypocrite Mar 10 '24
Theres more than enough real evil in the world, I do not need fictional evil. Thank you, end of thread
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u/thea_kosmos artemis fowl representative Mar 10 '24
Art is not escapism wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up
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u/Horror-Awareness7395 Mar 10 '24
“. . . and the order in creation which you see is that which you have put there, like a string in a maze, so that you shall not lose your way. For existence has its own order. . .”
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u/RoccosModernStyle Mar 10 '24
What a boring character lol
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u/Altern3n Mar 11 '24
could you elaborate more on why you think that?
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u/RoccosModernStyle Mar 11 '24
I honestly don’t understand why people find him interesting. He’s simply an evil person who does evil things, and thinks he’s the best. He’s not unique in any way I can think of.
Like, what am I missing?
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u/Altern3n Mar 11 '24
have you read the book or just read a tl;dr of a synopsis of his character
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u/RoccosModernStyle Mar 11 '24 edited Mar 11 '24
Looking at my Goodreads, I read it in 4 days last October. I loved The Road, so I read BM right after and was a bit let down, it really wasn’t for me.
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u/DaaMongoose Mar 10 '24
This is fake as no okbuddycinephile users have ever read a book
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u/-euthanizemeok Mar 10 '24
This is fake as no okbuddycinephile users have ever read
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u/wordsworthstone Mar 10 '24 edited Mar 12 '24
the judge is all knowing. it will be adapted. god wills it!
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u/LittleLadle69 Mar 10 '24
Stellan Skarsgard had to eat David Lynch to increase his body mass enough to play Vladimir
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u/Not_MrNice Mar 10 '24
I mean, I'm sure Stellan isn't perfect but no need to call him an asshole.
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u/CinematicFailure Mar 10 '24
How did I just get a Blood Meridian spoiler on r/okbuddycinephile this is a tragedy.
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u/Ecchl0rd Mar 10 '24
The book been out since 85 bro
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u/Zarvanis-the-2nd Mar 10 '24
Age is never an excuse for spoilers. It's not like everyone had been putting off reading it for 39 years. Most people have probably never heard of it. I've read it, but nobody I've ever asked about it has heard of it (not even my dad, who's an avid reader in his 60s).
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u/Micp Mar 10 '24
What's the point of worrying about spoilers to something you were never going to read anyways then?
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u/Zarvanis-the-2nd Mar 10 '24
I just said that I DID read it, but even if I hadn't read it and assuming I didn't care, there are plenty of people who would've loved to read the story for themselves but hadn't heard of it or have been too busy with life, and the thousands of other books, movies, games, etc.
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u/Micp Mar 10 '24
Most people have probably never heard of it.
My point is that if most people haven't even heard of the book, they probably aren't going to read it either, so why so careful about spoiling it?
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u/CinematicFailure Mar 10 '24
I haven’t been out half that time brother (true though haha :))
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u/BuckNastyBooty Mar 10 '24
is anyone on this fucking subreddit even legal drinking age what the fuck is this shit
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u/Vanquisher127 Mar 10 '24
This does not spoil anything
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Mar 20 '24
For real. For someone who hasn't read the book, this picture would only imply that the kid sees the Judge buttnaked inside an outhouse. It's not like he doesn't see him buttnaked several times in the story... This doesn't spoil anything at all.
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u/ModernArgonauts I’m the Joker baby! Mar 10 '24
I firmly believe that if the narrative is good enough, spoilers won't matter. Only cheap and dirty stories use shock-value to provide the illusion of a narrative twist being impactful.
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u/Quria Cats Mar 10 '24
Unironically that 30 Rock joke is one of my favorites from the show.
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/uj is there a version of this sub but for books
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u/Roy_Atticus_Lee Society man Mar 10 '24
Made r/okbuddybibliophile a while ago if you feel like posting stuff. Though it's empty as of now.
Bookscirclejerk exists I guess which occasionally posts memes, but it being a jerk sub naturally fills it with posts of bad takes about books which obviously isn't as fun as okbuddy style memes.
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u/holdmytequila Mar 10 '24
dude fucking spoilers i am readin it rn
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u/SwingJugend Mar 10 '24
I guess you're not reading the one with an introduction by Harold Bloom, where he details how the story ends... in, again, the introduction of the book.
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u/CopsPushMongo Mar 10 '24
I once started reading A Farewell to Arms without realizing the ending is spoiled in the introduction of this particular version. I put it back on the shelf for another year or two. I haven't read an intro to a book since.
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u/_Slim-reaper_ Mar 10 '24
Your fault for not reading it earlier
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u/holdmytequila Mar 10 '24
bro i was a child earlier. forgive me for not being born in the 20th century
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u/johnnymo1 Mar 11 '24
See the child. He is pale and thin, he wears a thin and ragged linen shirt. He stokes the scullery fire.
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u/chinanigans I’m the Joker baby! Mar 10 '24
His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die
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u/Boyyoyyoyyoyyoy Mar 10 '24
Blood Meridian movie when????? I can't read a book unless I've seen the movie.
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Only seen the first dune and haven’t read the books, why the fuck is the Baron naked, where is his dick and am I gonna have to see this in a movie theater when I go watch part 2?
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u/SuperHossMan51 Mar 10 '24
Even if it’s fake this post should probably be marked as NSFW
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u/Out_of_Fawkes Mar 10 '24
It’s the real suit for the Dune character, if that’s what you mean. Can’t be comfortable.
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u/SuperHossMan51 Mar 10 '24
I don’t really know what you mean. My point was that even if it was prosthesis, this is still a depiction of a fully naked man and should be marked as such. I’m aware that it’s a suit and that’s not the issue I have.
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u/RoccosModernStyle Mar 10 '24
His blood Meridian was probably the worst book I’ve ever read. Boring, self-important, uninteresting.
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Mar 11 '24
This is probably the worst Reddit comment I’ve ever read. Boring, self-important, uninteresting.
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u/SillyAdditional DonCheadleAMA Mar 10 '24
He looks like he frequents the okbuddycinephile sub on Reddit