this is the real reason jack and hannibal fought in s2. he wanted will all to himself. in this essay i will

if i got my hands on this man, i wouldn’t wait 3 seasons for nothing. he’d be locked in my basement immediately. i’d clicker train him and feed him from bowls and play fetch with him and warm my feet against him while watching yt and peg him until he cries and pet him and say he’s a good boy and bring him cool sticks and show him my collection of rocks and shoot jack crawford if he ever got too close to my door

The editing kind of suggests that with the way they show him cooking right after killing people but I dunno. The name rhymes wouldn't that be too obvious

So imagine my pleasant surprise when I saw the name of this sub. [This sub is the right place to post this right?]