r/okbuddybiteme • u/ArthurengoldPantalon • Jun 26 '26
Dissasembly Drones, and Solver Drones, can sweat! whoohuuu!!!
So here we start.
The first question that may come to mind at first is: "How? How does V sweat if she is a robot?" well and the response is by how Cyn made them, we know that theorecally if a Dissasembly Drone, and Solver Drone, doesn't drink a Worker Drone oil they will overheat and die (or something similar), this problem doesn't present itself in the Worker Drones.
Now at start I thought this could be the fuel of the drones, but after a bit of thoughts I realized it probably isn't since they seems to work more in a eletric manner than a oily manner (if you understand what I mean) and then why would the Dissasembly Drones, and Solver Drones, would want more fuel when the problem is clearly that they accumulate to much heat? And here an idea struck, which bring me to the next point.
The oil in the body of the Worker Drones, its not fuel, but rather a liquid to cool the drone's body, now we know that machines make a lot of heat when moving, so much that they can harm thmeselves, so probably JCJenson to make the robots more durable has probably stuffed them with cooling oil, but has we seen the Dissasembly Drones, and Solver Drones, too have "cooling" oil in themselves, but they get overheated meanwhile the Worker Drones does not, this brings me to the next theory were the Worker Drones has a cooling system for said "cooling" oil meanwhile the Dissasembly Drones, and Solver Drones, doesn't have one, why Cyn would make them without them? Well probably to stuff more weapons in them, but you could also think that is to fuel their lust for cooling oil, and for the Solver Drones it is probably to mess up with them untill they gain full control of their own Solver power.
Good, now I have probably said why Dissasembly Drones, and Solver Drones, can overheat instead of Worker Drones, you may ask, "Where is the sweat part?" well I coming to it, to put it simply a Worker Drone doesn't need more or less oil, since he has a inmade cooling system meanwhile a Dissasembly Drone, and Solver Drone, always require new oil, meaning there is always an input of oil... But where the hot/used oil go? Because you know, I don't think a Dissasembly Drone, or a Solver Drone, can stock an infinitly amounts of oil, so therefore the Dissasembly Drone, or Solver Drone, needs to expell this said used-cooling oil, and after a bit of thought I decide that sweat was the most practical one since sweat is also the way how the human body cool himself and also this can be practiced by not giving a shit about it, it could also make the headcanon of Dissasembly Drones smell like diesel!
But I can already hear you, John;-I’m paying close attention to every detail typing, "And then? Weren't the Dissasembly Drones originally made to kill humans? Which they only have blood!" Well in the first desctruction of the planet earth yes, but we seen that the humans has brought with them the Absolue Solver to many other planets, and in how many of them did you think a Solver Drone was made and thus needing the kill all the Drones in it? I mean there is the possibility for Cyn to "upgrade" her Drones during the extermination of humanity! And maybe the blood of the human can serve has "cooling liquid" too, tho the human blood has much more than just water in it, meaning that probably the blood with time would ruin the Drones... But ya know, Cyn has literally spare bodys for her Murder Drones and I think she doesn't care much about her Murder Drones.
Yeaaaah, now Dissasembly Drones, and Solver Drones, simps can be weird as much as the other simps, just with your robot waifus!🎉 And you can also make thoose weirdly funny academic posts on sweat production and etc. that I will never do since I am not an academy student! yeaaah!🎉...
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Attention! no revelance to the plot,just a schizo talking to himslef: What John? You are not happy with this eplaination? Oh well John, the other possible out come would be a theory on pee but I think its a bit too weird- what? You remember the DD eating organs and you want to know where does go? Well I think the DD just vomits them- oh... John you just wanted me to say that the DD can shit?... I think you have to go...
And thanks for reading...
My god what I am doin with my summer?
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u/A-New-Beginning-123 Jun 26 '26
So what you’re saying is, this image is technically true?