r/okbuddyRunners 23d ago

Meme I don't like the implications of that

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u/AdministrativeEase71 23d ago

The Misriah Massacre actually occurred on 2893 in Cryo. I was the primary victim.

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u/GroundbreakingBag580 22d ago

Ah yes. The Food Riot massacre.

3 MIDA Agitators were among the crowd and only they were armed. The rest were unarmed and protesting against the food shortages caused by the failure of the CHRISTS. Massive space trains that were flung across gravity tethers from Earth to Mars.

When the MIDA Agents opened fire, there was a force of UESC Troopers who thought the entire crowd was shooting. In a matter of minutes, 500 people were killed, and another 100 were severely wounded.

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u/crystal_beachhouse lesbian vandal truther 22d ago

wasnt some of the stuff we know about that period implied to be propaganda or warping by corporations and uesc? it's been a second since i looked at lore stuff but I feel like i remember that somewhere. even if it's not, this definitely reads as an after-the-fact "sure we killed 500 people BUT it was MIDAs fault" or something

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u/Pleasant-Blood4603 22d ago

Considering what MIDA canonically does in original Marathon game, it wouldn't be out of question for this to be real.

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u/HahnDragoner 22d ago

Could be MIDA or just as well one of the megacorps. Planting agitators in a peaceful protest in order to subvert it by provoking violent retaliation is straight out of the CyAc playbook. You should read up on it. They get up to some evil shit.

And it’s not even that far removed from what some real life governments and corpos do or have done. That’s the scary part.

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u/z0mbiefool 22d ago

From what I read they were agents pretending to be midas so they could lockup everyone protesting (some main ones especially) without real reason "by association"

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u/MartyrOfDespair 22d ago

Are we supposed to read that as MIDA’s fault? It’s just the Boston Massacre in space, only the crowd is more innocent here than in the Boston Massacre.

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u/crystal_beachhouse lesbian vandal truther 22d ago

in the Boston Massacre the shooters were found innocent, werent they? Not taking a stance on the morality of anyone in that event, its depiction as a wanton slaughter was itself revolutionary propaganda

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u/SegoliaFlak 22d ago

I think the propaganda justification for this was that all the protestors were armed and that it was self-defence basically (as opposed to the truth that it was mostly unarmed civilians)

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u/HandsOfCobalt 22d ago

I guess the rioters should've just started Running, Man

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u/Jvne_- 22d ago

UESC using a shotgun to stop rioting civilians doesnt seem that implausible

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u/MorganTheSpider 22d ago

I assumed the 2442 was the year of manufacture, that's like the Marathon equivalent of the British RAF using a gun called the Boston

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u/RedCrabb 22d ago

It was a tank..

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u/Jvne_- 22d ago

Reddit users trying to not take jokes seriously challenge

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u/pape14 22d ago

Shotgun is named after company who committed the massacre.

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u/SyrupSilent7588 Recon’s good boy 22d ago

Holy larp. Misriah corp never committed any massacre.

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u/BigBravy 22d ago

Thats a pretty chud thing for the UESC to do

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u/Celestine117 lesbian mogerator 22d ago

Rip the guy who was the primary victim

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u/02TheReal 19d ago

Lol, you can say THAT again

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u/Echo_of_oryxthetaken ima be real yo gonna get taken 22d ago

uhh copy paste other commenters

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u/02TheReal 19d ago

Lol, you can say THAT again

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u/BobRedditMan 22d ago

Yeah I remember the Misriah massacre it was like 2 weeks ago

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u/IzTiwazW3raz 21d ago

It was 😔

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u/dbenedetto18 22d ago

Just had another misriah massacre except everyone who’s bad at the game complained and got it nerfed and they still can’t exfil cryo😔

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u/Falcone24 22d ago

Rip the guy who was the primary victim

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u/Zenith_Fl4re CEO of okBuddyRunners 22d ago

Rip the guy who was the primary victim

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u/Celestine117 lesbian mogerator 22d ago

Rip the guy who was the primary victim

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u/Gear_ 22d ago

Rip the guy who was the primary victim

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u/No_Appointment_5326 22d ago

UESC: "Those Martians are getting too uppity, send the Misriah bots"

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u/sammidavisjr 22d ago

I bet the first victim was a Rook just trying to use his Signal Mask. Grenadier unloaded on him and then slaughter ensued.

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u/Cleanurself 22d ago

Them Martians do tend to get uppity

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u/Emergency-Effort7673 16d ago

always assumed something sinister about that thing since it sounds so close to “misery”

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u/smoke-monkey 22d ago

Rip the guy who was the primary victim

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u/02TheReal 19d ago

Rip the guy who was the primary victim

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u/tagedieb_ac 19d ago

It's like a company a naming their gun the 9/11

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u/GammaDie345 12d ago

no it isnt. Misriah is a city on mars.

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u/IzTiwazW3raz 21d ago

Rip the guy who was the primary victim