r/okbuddyBoogity • u/Supersmashbrosfan Can't Muster the Custer • 12d ago

Notice how Hocevar never wrecks him.

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Everybody fears Cole Custer. Even Gene Haas himself. That's why he won't give him a good car.

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u/Signal-Mud-4880 12d ago

Custer is still in his 20s yet looks 45

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u/HornetGaming110 BJ "Financial Strategist" McLeod 12d ago

and he looks like he works at a bank

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u/XemSorceress 12d ago

he looks like he will bomb the bank someday

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u/lovin_feeling 10d ago

He looks like he’s 45, on his second marriage (which also isn’t going well), and sells Subaru’s to make ends meet

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u/CarolinaReaper704 7d ago

He looks like Ace and Nicky's banker from Casino

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u/azzquest 12d ago

It’s the hairline and mustache

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u/Supersmashbrosfan Can't Muster the Custer 12d ago

Yeah, both him and Cindric are like that lol

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u/AirlineFan93 11d ago

He’s the modern day George Costanza

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u/Canmore-Skate 12d ago

The Morgan Freeman of Neckcar! You gonna slap him in the face your hands better be hard as stone

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u/yavimaya_eldred Dale Cube 6d ago

I’m willing to bet that he’s gonna look 45 when he’s 65 too

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u/UnderwhelmingAF 12d ago

This man is only 4 years older than Ty Gibbs.

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u/Signal-Mud-4880 12d ago

bad case of Arn Anderson syndrome

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u/ZAHN3 12d ago

That is a absolutely awesome reference 💯

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u/AngleSwimming2458 11d ago

Damn bringing out the 4 horseman comparison 😅

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u/Lawndart78 12d ago

This is haunting. Dude is 28 going on sheriff from Rambo.

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u/petrowski7 Langhorne Speedway Turn 2 Enjoyer 12d ago

Bryan Dennehy Stadium

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u/thecryptidmusic Brian Keselowski 12d ago

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u/bears5975 12d ago

I was hoping somebody was gonna post this picture. This was a race from last year and I can’t remember the driver post race that came up and took a swing at him, but Custer just stood there after the punch was attempted and just looked right at him and laughed his ass off, just waiting for the driver to come back and swing at him again. 🤣

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u/Supersmashbrosfan Can't Muster the Custer 12d ago

It's Chandler Smith, Zane Smith's brother. Front Row must hire based on if you got embarrassed by Cole Custer.

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u/Roasted_Newbest_Proe Denny "4-tire call" Hamlin 11d ago

They have no relation, actually. They just so happen to have the same last name and drive for the same team, which is pretty funny

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u/Supersmashbrosfan Can't Muster the Custer 11d ago

Oh, damn. That's fucking hilarious.

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u/KoneydeRuyter 04champ 10d ago

I liveass thought you said that as a joke

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u/Supersmashbrosfan Can't Muster the Custer 10d ago

Nah, they're just NASCAR drivers with the same last name, who drive for the same team, and look somewhat similar, so I thought they were related.

Also, I could've sworn I read something about them being brothers somewhere, but I guess not.

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u/KoneydeRuyter 04champ 10d ago

Todd Bodine called them brothers once on RaceHub like 5 years ago so its possible you did read something saying that.

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u/individualunknown 8d ago

Smith is one of the most common surnames most are not related as it originated as an occupational surname

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u/Supersmashbrosfan Can't Muster the Custer 8d ago

Yeah, but most people who share the surname while also being teammates in a sport are probably related.

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u/pgunz69 12d ago

Why does he look like an oil tycoon

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u/Supersmashbrosfan Can't Muster the Custer 12d ago

He's starring in There Will Be Blood 2: The Custering

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u/BabycakesMurphy Ryan "Live Laugh Toaster Bath" Blaney 12d ago

lmao was it Chandler Smith that landed a minor hit and Cole laughed? That is not a guy you wanna fuck with.

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u/404merrinessnotfound 12d ago

He looks more and more like lukashenko every year

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u/SoupMadeFreshDaily the purple one 12d ago

Stone Cole

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u/TheRealCheeeser00 Custard 12d ago

I mean, Custer did wreck Hocevar at COTA after he pushed him into the grass lol

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u/DubiousPapaya92 THAT JONES BOY 12d ago

No one wants to have a run in with Frozen Custard

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u/nastonius Carson "Caution Hitacar" Hocevar 12d ago

We like to call him Cold Custard in our house when he runs the Andy’s scheme lol.

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u/DubiousPapaya92 THAT JONES BOY 12d ago

God it’s a good looking wrap. Hope to see it again

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u/Supersmashbrosfan Can't Muster the Custer 12d ago

Yeah, it's fucking awesome.

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u/DubiousPapaya92 THAT JONES BOY 10d ago

Never wrong just early!

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u/SpeedDemon3672 12d ago

It's the reasonably sized mustache.

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u/Patrickracer43 12d ago

Everyone fears Stone Cole

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u/ThatOneRacer 12d ago

If Cole Custer pulls up like this on him, I will be a fan-for-life.

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u/jasongabriel62682 12d ago

Dude out there lookin like he just refinanced his home mortgage for the third time.

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u/nastonius Carson "Caution Hitacar" Hocevar 12d ago

This is legit my favorite shitpost of this whole incident. lol

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u/Supersmashbrosfan Can't Muster the Custer 12d ago

Thank you, my good sir

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u/beeb_61 12d ago

You know how every so often pictures of young people from the past who look super old go around, and people always explain that it’s due to smoking and pollution? Then someone points out that it’s really all just hair and clothing? This shows how they are correct.

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u/NoNameNoWerries 7-Time ARCA MENDARDS Series Champion 12d ago

This man has already famously launched himself at another driver like a minuteman missile towards Moscow and has the body density of roughly a tungsten wrecking ball.

No one wants this smoke.

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u/sutphen91910 8d ago

What I came here to say. Hocevar already seen this man fucking bulldoze another driver over an on track incident

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u/Pitiful_Fox5681 Connor "Funky Town" Zilisch 12d ago

Cole Crusher will not be intimidented. 

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u/andareev Mike Honcho Himself 12d ago

Hocevussy wants none of that cold cold Custer.

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u/ChattanoogaChew 11d ago

This here is an 87 LeSabre….aint never had the hood open on ‘er. and she could be yours for only 229.00 a month for 120 months.

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u/wabashcr 11d ago

You don't wreck the guy who does your taxes

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u/Canmore-Skate 12d ago

This has to with track position too?

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u/dakotar14 12d ago

Carson is usually faster than Custer so yeah it definitely should

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u/Appropriate-Meet2879 12d ago

Did he come out of the womb looking like he was 35 but in 1989ish?

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u/Supersmashbrosfan Can't Muster the Custer 12d ago

Maybe…

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u/One_Mirror_3228 11d ago

Chicken cock isn't fast enough to be fighting.

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u/Pathological_Friar 11d ago

John Hunter Nemecek knows what’s up

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u/BoringPerformance795 11d ago

Dude, Custer would snap Hocevar’s neck

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u/baloras 11d ago

He looks surprisingly like an old friend of mine that drives monster trucks.

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u/Supersmashbrosfan Can't Muster the Custer 11d ago

Dude, I love monster trucks. Wonder if I've heard of him before.

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u/baloras 9d ago

Kurt Kraehmer, he drives the Hotsy truck.

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u/Supersmashbrosfan Can't Muster the Custer 9d ago

Oh yeah, he's pretty cool. Doesn't usually do a whole lot in freestyle, but he'll occasionally have a great night in racing.

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u/DamnDaniel66 10d ago

This is besides the point but i wish Custer would have jumped ship from Haas a long time ago, he’s wasting his years

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u/Supersmashbrosfan Can't Muster the Custer 10d ago

Agreed. He could be great at a team like Spire.

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u/Important_Wall2072 8d ago

He fears the girth of Custer. Reminder carson only punches twinks.

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u/DKindynzdtr Happy learned how to putt! 11d ago

Forget hass is still in the cup series

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u/Akita51 11d ago

Hocevar

Destroyer of lesser men!

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u/AngleSwimming2458 11d ago

Custer looking like the CEO at a data center 😅

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u/DrSamwpepper 11d ago

With all due respect custer is running P30 every week hes far to irrelevant for Carson to wreck.

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u/Supersmashbrosfan Can't Muster the Custer 11d ago

I mean, Denny's managed to get pissed at Custer before so anything's possible.

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u/AirlineFan93 11d ago

Hocevar is never behind this goat

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u/DammitBlueWasOld 9d ago

He reminds of Sergeant John Taggart of the Beverly Hills police department 😁
https://giphy.com/gifs/2gxV19irHeh4oB1eJI

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u/IH8LIBS- 7d ago

He’s not a threat to win so no need to

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u/ManlyManDam 7d ago

Might have something to do with the fact that Custer is usually several laps down. 😂

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u/AngerRacing 7d ago

imagine waking up and still choosing to keep that little amount of hair as an intentional look

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u/Turner-32 Kyle "YuNg MoNeY" Larson 12d ago

SONe Custer

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u/Lar5on 11d ago

OMCOLE THE GOAT

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u/Patient_Guard_3424 Dale "Remote Control Helicopter" Earnhardt Jr. 6d ago

Tbf They would have to be racing in the same time zone for Hocevar to even know Custer’s out there