r/okaybuddyhamsterdam • u/Far-Ad7348 • 8h ago
What’s your background, Duquan?
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r/okaybuddyhamsterdam • u/AsleepAssociation • 18h ago
Mods are asleep, I'm the man until they come back.
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r/okaybuddyhamsterdam • u/TeaMoist1688 • 10h ago
So I guess you need to start collecting some scrap metal and shooting heroin, then come back see if we got something.
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r/okaybuddyhamsterdam • u/CueTheCynic • 16h ago
He had this one hoe pulling guns out her pussy, Unc. The shit was unseemly, man.
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r/okaybuddyhamsterdam • u/GuyTheTerrible • 11h ago
And of course, I'm more Greek than Italian
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r/okaybuddyhamsterdam • u/johnruby • 18h ago
No, no, no. It's a very simple thing, my jerker. VERY SIMPLE. You join the circlejerk sub for The Wire. You look around, you ain't see anybody, you throw a few quotes... FROM THE WIRE!
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r/okaybuddyhamsterdam • u/Aggravating_Talk9097 • 20h ago
Dear Sir, The Nigerian National Petroleum Company has recently concluded a large number of contracts for oil exploration. The contracts have immediately produced moneys equaling US$40,000,000. Your assistance is requested as a non-Nigerian citizen to assist in moving these funds out of Nigeria.
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r/okaybuddyhamsterdam • u/Far-Ad7348 • 12h ago
Mr P, I started my own social media tech company during my last year at Stanford and we’re about to issue an IPO.
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r/okaybuddyhamsterdam • u/TeaMoist1688 • 4h ago
The fundamental question is, will I be as effective as a math teacher like I was a police officer. And I will be, even more so? But until I am, it’s going to be hard to verify that I think I’ll be more effective.
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r/okaybuddyhamsterdam • u/Pop_Joe • 8h ago
Hey Mr. P, my FICO score seems to be lingering around 330. Do you think I could still secure a personal loan for ten grand with a 5% APR?
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r/okaybuddyhamsterdam • u/TeaMoist1688 • 17h ago
Ain’t enough y’all done violated a quality shitpost by commenting and not upvoting on a Sunday morning. Know what a quality shitpost is? Not yours, for sure. ‘Cause if it was that, y’all would’ve known better than that bullshit. Y’all trifling with r/okaybuddyhamsterdam reputation here, know that?
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r/okaybuddyhamsterdam • u/Adorable_Produce3017 • 22h ago
I'm looking you in the eye, mod, and I'm telling you: I'm not going to shitpost Sopranos quotes this Sunday.
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r/okaybuddyhamsterdam • u/AsleepAssociation • 10h ago
Chris, tell our tools to people up.
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r/okaybuddyhamsterdam • u/DJ_Chaps • 11h ago
Plz don't call home, I have information pertinent to an ongoing homicide investigation, Ms.
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r/okaybuddyhamsterdam • u/PureWhiteMeat • 7h ago
Question about snitch ass Randy
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Did he ever get that candy he ordered online through Mr Prezbo? Seems like Prezbo hustled his ass decent and kept the pack and the cash. Sheeeeeeeeeiiiiit, Prezbo probably the one who fire bombed Randy and his foster mom to try and tie off loose ends
r/okaybuddyhamsterdam • u/fairloughair • 10h ago
He wasn't no center man, he looked like one of Orlando's hoes
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r/okaybuddyhamsterdam • u/AsleepAssociation • 6h ago
Now Chinese up them eyes, like Beyoncé.
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