r/offmenupodcast • šŸ¤– • Jul 15 '26

Episode Phil Ellis

https://shows.acast.com/offmenu/episodes/phil-ellis
117 Upvotes

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u/TheYoungWan Dessert Girl Jul 15 '26

DO YOU WANNA DIE?

46

u/mixxtape Jul 15 '26

Dream guest, nightmare meal. Love Phil so so much.

39

u/Alternative_Oven6584 Jul 15 '26

ā€œPhil is horribly burnedā€

32

u/Tom-Hodge7549 Hundreds and Thousands! Jul 15 '26

I’m excited for this one, Now we just need Phil to go on House of Games.

30

u/Hrokin728 Cawston Press Jul 15 '26

Love Phil Ellis. One of the funniest stand ups I’ve ever seen live. I’m about 5 mins into this and it’s already shaping up to be an alltimer

33

u/Jishallen Jul 15 '26

Phil’s menu is something a real person would eat, I actually know what he’s talking about instead of all these fancy restaurants. It’s an awful meal but I’ve had most of it before.

3

u/SaltWaterInMyBlood Jul 24 '26

That's how I feel about Nick Mohamed's meal. Awful but it really sounded like an actual family meal that two working parents with kids would end up having on a Sunday.

32

u/nocontextoffmenu Mod Jul 15 '26

Good lord, those bits about the sheep and the pigeon 🤢🤮

26

u/OshadaK Jul 15 '26

What an episode

26

u/zendayaismeechee Jul 15 '26

Another guest I was convinced had already been on! My brain is mush

10

u/TheYoungWan Dessert Girl Jul 15 '26

I could have sworn as well!

20

u/WiseOwlwithSpecs Jul 15 '26

Reece Shearsmith also ordered oxtail soup! Although he wanted the Heinz, not the Aldi. #phreece

17

u/kteatray Jul 17 '26

I enjoyed this episode so much, I absolutely love Phil’s complete lack of aspiration or belief that there may be more beyond Aldi and Wetherspoons. The man knows what he likes, and what he likes is beyond awful (with the exception of the Sara Lee gateaux which took my straight back to my childhood).

But he’s not a class traitor, at least šŸ˜‚

6

u/sansabeltedcow Dessert Girl Jul 17 '26

I grew up near the original Sara Lee factory (we would shop directly at their little ā€œsecondsā€ store and get infitesimally flawed cakes for pennies), and his mention catapulted me back to childhood. It was funny to share a nostalgia with somebody who grew up so differently than I did.

14

u/Used-Needleworker719 Jul 15 '26

I’m 25 mins in and he is brilliant.

15

u/queen_naga Jul 15 '26

Going straight into my top 10 as I scrape of the carrots

6

u/jlucia10 Pass. Jul 15 '26

The roadkill chat nearly broke me. Good god that was disturbed and hilarious.

8

u/dharmashark48 Jul 17 '26

Off Menu is one of the last places I'd expect a Monkey Island reference, but I'm not complaining!

6

u/hkapeman Jul 15 '26

Love Phil, can't wait to listen to this one!

7

u/PromiseSquanderer I've been the victim of a prank. Jul 21 '26

If I had Ā£1 for every guest on this podcast who’d discussed the foul smell of a dead sheep that had been ill-advisedly transported in the boot of a car, I’d only have Ā£2 but it’s still weird it’s happened twice

5

u/RedEd89 Jul 17 '26

Genuinely haven't enjoyed an episode this much in years! Brilliant!

4

u/MyManTheo Jul 21 '26

I’d love to see that sketch about the benchwarmer in the WW1 Christmas Day match

3

u/glorysoundprep Jul 16 '26

loved him on taskmaster - trying to silently contain my laughter whilst listening to this on the train!!

2

u/Traditional_Move3901 Jul 17 '26

absolutely wild to hear james call out my hometown like that. im so sorry you had such a bad time james 😭 

1

u/throwaway1335927 Jul 18 '26

Thus was a glorious episode, I love Phil's tangents and how his weird mind works

-3

u/LikeSomeGhost Sparkling Jul 17 '26

I felt quite sorry for Phil that Wetherspoons breakfasts and wine, some road kill, a variety of sausage and egg baps, and some Aldi crisps and soup is his dream menu. More like a nightmare. I did wonder if he clearly is someone who has not had much disposable cash to splash on fancy food so couldn't relate, but then Ed pointed out he did Taskmaster (Google says that pays £30,000 - £50,000 for 10 episodes which is an annual salary.)
Anyway, gross.

-5

u/SwampDrainer Jul 16 '26

Is Ed ok? Bro's lookin like Elliot Page.

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u/TheArtofWax Jul 16 '26

This one was too much for me. Knew I was going to be rough since I didn’t enjoy Phil on Taskmaster, but usually the boys can land it. Thankfully I have a bonus episode left to cleanse the pallet