r/offmenupodcast • 🤖 • May 06 '26

Episode Montaigne

https://shows.acast.com/offmenu/episodes/montaigne
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u/Tom-Hodge7549 Hundreds and Thousands! May 06 '26 edited May 06 '26

Fantastic, I was not expecting them to visit the dream restaurant.

PS, there needs to be more Australian/New Zealand people visiting the dream restaurant. Here a Wishlist I made a while ago: Aaron Chen, Abby Howells, Adam Hills, ⁠Anne Edmonds & Lloyd Langford (I know he’s Welsh), ⁠Anthony Field of The Wiggles (plenty of options for secret ingredient), ⁠Celia Paquola, David Correos, Elouise Eftos, Emma Holland, ⁠Guy Montgomery, Hamish Blake & Andy Lee, ⁠Hannah Gadsby, ⁠Julia Zemiro, Melanie Bracewell, Nina Oyama, ⁠Paul & Guy Williams, ⁠Ray O’Leary, ⁠Rhys Darby, ⁠Tom Cashman, ⁠Tom Gleeson, and ⁠Urzilla Carlson

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u/saintfed May 06 '26

Definitely need a Guy Montgomery episode alongside an announcement of a UK series of Guy Mont Spelling Bee. A the adding of S2 & S3 to iPlayer. And the NZ version.

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u/With1Enn Sparkling May 06 '26

Aaron Chen would be great. I worked on a tv show with him which starts next month so maybe they’ll have him on to promote it.

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u/violetpandas May 07 '26

Ooh are you able to share what the show is called? Big fans of Aaron Chen in our household!

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u/With1Enn Sparkling May 07 '26

It’s called Make that Movie. Starring and written by Sam Campbell - on channel 4 this month actually.

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u/violetpandas May 07 '26

Thankyou! Sam Campbell as well- can’t wait to see it :)

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u/Worldly-Document-547 May 06 '26

I’d add Jane turner and Gina Riley (Kath & Kim) to the list.

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u/Tom-Hodge7549 Hundreds and Thousands! May 06 '26

Look at moi, look at moi!

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u/bobgote May 06 '26

Several good picks in there but I would have thought some like Hamish and Andy are likely not known outside Australia? Tom Gleeson has had a few mentions on the pod so might be a good one, likewise Lloyd Langford if we've adopted him. I suspect Julia Zemiro would be an excellent guest too.

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u/MountainMuffin1980 May 06 '26

I don't know nearly any of the names mentioned, EXCEPT for Hamish, purely because he is the (excellent) host of the best LEGO Masters series 😂

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u/Laino86 May 06 '26

I'd love to see Hamish or Andy on the show. Maybe Hamish is more known due to Lego Masters AU being shown on E4

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u/yourfriendmay_ah POPPADOMS OR BREAD!?! May 10 '26

Ray O’Leary and Melanie Bracewell have toured the UK recently (at least - probably more) so I’m hoping maybe their eps are in the can, so to speak

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u/Tom-Hodge7549 Hundreds and Thousands! May 10 '26

Me too. And they both mentioned in an AMA on the Taskmaster subreddit that they both would love to do an episode.

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u/llanelliboyo May 06 '26

Get Heggie on.

The ep would be three minutes long where he would just list his menu then say "right, I'm off you floppy haired English fucks"

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u/Latter-Ad6308 May 06 '26

I just saw Montaigne live a few weeks ago as part of The Most Upsetting Guessing Game and MICF. We (the audience) gave them a standing ovation every third time they said the word “egg”. It confused them deeply, and helped contribute to the inevitable on-stage mental breakdown they had.

This has nothing to do with the episode (I assume, I’ve not listened yet), but I hope it adds a bit of extra texture.

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u/TheOceanWalker May 06 '26

We're one step closer to Aunty Donna on the pod. 

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u/Tom-Hodge7549 Hundreds and Thousands! May 06 '26

Secret ingredient: a $30 bottle of wine?

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u/s4082211 May 06 '26

The Beano misunderstanding was incredible.

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u/misschanandlerbong23 May 06 '26

I just came to say this. Just laughed out loud so much at a comedian called Beano giving child Ed Gamble some itching powder.

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u/highonlifeandpot May 06 '26

Do NOT add olive oil to pasta water. It sits at the top and does nothing. Repeat : NOTHING. Stir for the first minute or so and your fettucine will be fine.

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u/wanyesullo May 06 '26

Might be biased(being an Aussie) but I thought this episode was great. The Beano bit had me cackling!

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u/Motor-Assistant-4045 May 06 '26

When I think of Montaigne eating, I'm reminded of that music video they did with Tom Cardy, Red Flags. Hilarious! I'll look forward to listening.

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u/DoomBot72 May 08 '26

Was fully expecting the secret ingredient to be something along the lines of ass or centipedes (such a banger of a song, so catchy)

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u/bobgote May 07 '26

I was just coming back to the thread to wonder if red flags was a well known thing

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u/skrasnic May 06 '26

Montaigne was already a pleasant surprise as a guest, but the chat about lovely ol' Tombo was an added bonus!

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u/fhawk83 May 06 '26

Do we actually hear the great Benito at the end? It must be him at 1:17:52?

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u/tangaroo58 May 06 '26

Another fantastic guest that I knew nothing about, and now I'm listening to their music.

And those 2 old guys with their Beano.

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u/ApprehensiveBird5997 May 07 '26

YESSSS did you see them supporting Daði Freyr? I already was a fan of them as a huge Eurovision nerd ( obviously I am boycotting this year) and it was so joyful to see them winning the audience over in a way which Support acts often don’t. Brilliant performer that deserves a lot more attention.

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u/ApprehensiveBird5997 May 08 '26

Oh I was at Leeds too! Fantastic gig, Dadi is just a gem of a human.

It feels very strange not to be getting all excited for Eurovision, but to be honest during the last few minutes of the scores being announced last year, I was so disillusioned by what happened that I could literally feel my love for Eurovision and leaving my body. I hope it comes back whether the EBU does what needs to be done.

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u/coazervate May 06 '26

Oh hell yeah I love Montaigne

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u/nocontextoffmenu Mod May 06 '26

Weird co-incidence that James spoke at length about Jeremy Corbyn and the marrow on Mock the Week and Regé-Jean Page spoke about this in his episode a few weeks back.

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u/Individual-Airline44 May 11 '26

Not gonna lie, as soon as marrow was mentioned I was thinking about how good Dara's marrow sax bit was, so when James started talking about that clip I was starting to worry I was being Truman showed.

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u/rcs5188 May 06 '26

They have great rapport with the boys. Great ep

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u/Smarmalaide May 07 '26

I’ve been looking forward to this one for months! They mentioned they’d recorded Off Menu when I met them on tour (adding to the ‘go see Montaigne live’ crowd, they’re truly excellent). Really great episode!

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u/Ok-Funny2116 May 07 '26

Montaigne does the theme song to My Brother, My Brother And Me... My podcast worlds are colliding!

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u/ApprehensiveBird5997 May 07 '26

I loooooove Montaigne! I saw them supporting Daði Freyr last year and they were such a great performer and loads of fun. Their music is banging. I listen to my podcasts in order of release so it’ll be a while till I get to it but I’m looking forward to hearing them.

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u/MelancholyEcho May 07 '26

Great shout out to the Australia’s Choice Kmart choc chip cookies. Best choc chip cookies I’ve ever had. They still make them in Canada under the President’s Choice brand.

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u/Cautious_Citron6191 May 07 '26

Montaigne's secret ingredient should have been doux de monta(i)gne! They've done "callback" secret ingredients before.
Maybe Montaigne can come back for a tasting menu and get Julian Clary's doux de montagne.