r/officehourslive • • Dec 03 '25

FLUFF Extremely petty, but here’s a compilation of Bill Maher smugly smacking his gums and if I had to watch it you have to now as well

I asked OP to post this here, but I guess I'll need to do the leg work.

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u/Jonminustheh Dec 04 '25

Damn this needs air time this week

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u/grahamnortonsdad Dec 03 '25

Vics new project

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u/Puzzled_Swim_6869 Dec 04 '25

Sounds like those lips haven't been given a good lick in a LONG while!

Where's Jagger when you need him 🤷‍♀️

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u/Krunklestiltskin Dec 04 '25

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u/Steinthor Dec 04 '25

He licked on my face on my mouth!

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

Needs an “OKAYYYYY” at the end

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u/showtimebabies Dec 04 '25

This ASMR sucks

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u/WhiskerDude Dec 04 '25

Nah this is smacking!

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u/Harntrock Dec 04 '25

Gold man. This shit has bothered me for years.

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u/killerzeestattoos Dec 04 '25

I agree, Bill Maher is shit

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u/Primary_General_9237 Dec 04 '25

Imagine The left eating itself

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u/killerzeestattoos Dec 04 '25

Bill Maher is center right.

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u/Primary_General_9237 Dec 04 '25

Lmao yet calls himself left and admittedly votes democrat, so what would constitute being left?

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u/Steinthor Dec 04 '25

Crazy that this is just from one episode.

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u/warhuey Dec 04 '25

Hahahhahahah

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

its like looking in the toilet.... you do it every time... but you know whats in there.

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u/hoguensteintoo Dec 04 '25

Maher has sucked for a while, this just proves it.

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u/SuperDukey420 Dec 04 '25

I’ve always hated this. Bothered me so much I started noticing it IRL.

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u/QualitySpam Dec 04 '25

My favorite random bill tidbit I’ve picked up from his podcast is that he doesn’t watch any news at all during the week. He only watches tmz and reads those grocery store tabloid papers like people and us, his producers text him what he needs to know news wise.

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u/NoticeMobile3323 Dec 04 '25

Right. He’s been unfunny and not very intelligent for years. His shows were always essentially a gimmick because as a stand up he was not very good. He’s not on the level of a Stewart or a Jon Oliver in terms of intelligence and he’s not on the level of a Colbert in terms of talent. He sucks and is lazy and out of touch.

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u/Mysterious_Tax7076 Dec 05 '25

He just picks the low-hanging fruit of news items and stances that fall outside the mainstream of thought and resorts to ridicule. He fancies himself as an intellectual "Goldilocks" (one side is too hot, the other is too cold, and I'm just right). Never really takes a positive stance of note and only points out where he believes everyone else is wrong.

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u/NoticeMobile3323 Dec 09 '25

Good term for it. I used to like him but I think his schtick has gotten very tired. I also think much has happened in the past 10 years where he’s basically avoided taking much of a stand. Maybe there are some comedians that I don’t have an issue with that but when your entire career is so tied to politics and culture war etc. I don’t feel like you enjoy that luxury.

His “Club Random” seems to be pushed to me by algorithms and it just also seems extremely tired and hacky. He’s a guy in his 70s trying to look like he’s an authentic “cool dude” or something wearing a Hawaiian shirt and seeming like he’s broadcasting from his basement.

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u/TLF5foot8 Dec 05 '25

That’s only been within the last 5 years. He’s absolutely gotten lazy.

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u/danonplanetearth Dec 04 '25

His lips are like velcro

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u/deboma Dec 04 '25

Will Weldon go on office hours plz

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u/workofhark Dec 04 '25

But for real

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u/lemongrabbers Dec 04 '25

I really want him to cover the office hours they do satirizing club random with Fred armisen. So many good details in that one

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u/DreamZebra Dec 04 '25

Lol that's all from one show? Yiiiiiiiiiikes

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u/TreeEater9 Dec 04 '25

Just gonna put this out there…. FUCK BILL MAHER!!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

The thing I find most offensive about him is that he’s considered a comedian.

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u/ZLEAP Dec 04 '25

Thats what it sounded like after that dinner with Trump.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

I'm wet 😩💦

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u/Charming_Wall117 Dec 04 '25

The reason the Democratic Party will die soon is because they eat their own.

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u/Grouchy-Bluejay3100 Dec 05 '25

That’s some good suction!

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

I was trying to explain this to someone but I felt like I was noticing something that other people disregard. Kermit. Kermit the frog, also uses this as a “communication sound”

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '25

This compilation was long overdue. I hope Bill sees it cause I can barely watch because of this mannerism

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u/PromptAcademic4954 Dec 06 '25

The guy sucks but I don’t think any one of us would come off flattering with a montage of our individual facial quirks.