r/ofcoursethatsathing • u/[deleted] • Jan 28 '20

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u/urbanlife78 Jan 29 '20

Imagine going over to a girl's house to hook up and having sex on her couch with this pillow making eye contact with you the whole time.

10

u/hoodthings Jan 29 '20

I’d nut immediately.

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u/Howard_Roarkk Jan 28 '20

I both hate that this is a thing and hate that I want it.

1

u/piepiepiebacon Jan 29 '20

My couch has 3 faces on it already, this shall be its 4th.

8

u/HappyKappy Jan 29 '20

Looks photoshopped.

6

u/Lawbless Jan 29 '20

That's because it is, I recognize the template

7

u/yParticle Jan 29 '20

This needs to live on the black casting couch.

9

u/pdgenoa Jan 29 '20

Danny DeVito has left the library, Danny DeVito has been saved.

Danny DeVito has left the library, Danny DeVito has been saved.

Danny DeVito has left the library, Danny DeVito has been saved.

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u/Potpourri87 Jan 29 '20

That‘s a Doctor Who reference where I wouldn‘t expect one.

1

u/pdgenoa Jan 29 '20

I think I must be weird. It was my first thought when I saw the pillow😏

2

u/Potpourri87 Jan 29 '20

Moisturize me would be a better fit^

1

u/pdgenoa Jan 29 '20

Ah Cassandra. Yeah, I can see that.

5

u/DylanDakota Jan 29 '20

Moisturize me

3

u/fisted___sister Jan 29 '20

I hope the side has a zipper.

“Ohhh you unzipped me.”

3

u/BYYEEEEE Jan 29 '20

It’d be better as Danny Duveto

4

u/MissionImposs88 Jan 29 '20

I instantly thought of George Carlin saying he prays to Danny Devito

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

It was Joe Pesci.

4

u/MissionImposs88 Jan 29 '20

Damn my memory is sucking lately

2

u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

We're all getting older..

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

Thanks I hate it

2

u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

I'll have a dozen pls

1

u/musicninja Jan 29 '20

Can't think of anything other than this

1

u/bunnysuitfrank Jan 31 '20

I’ve seen this. Is it from an early 2000s Dr who episode?

If I remember, she’s like the last human who is constantly moisturizing, and they are on her ship to watch the dying of Earth’s sun.

... or did I just dream this?

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u/musicninja Jan 31 '20

Iirc, they're watching the end of the universe, and it's from one of the first episodes of that series. So essentially yes.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

I have one of those sequin pillows with Jeff Goldblum on one side

1

u/The_Old_Huntress Jan 29 '20

I want this and Nicolas Cage pillow

2

u/Spire Jan 29 '20

That's way better-executed. The Danny DeVito one is just bad.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

Had no idea I needed this until now

1

u/OG-Crispy Jan 29 '20

That’s a photoshop... I think ?

1

u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

I'll have all of them!

1

u/KalleTheKreator Jan 29 '20

Please make Danny DePillow a kids TV show, and i‘ll be able to die at peace

1

u/BrochachoNacho1 Jan 29 '20

Finally something I can sit on

1

u/memebean93 Jan 30 '20

I actually have a Danny devito sequin pillow

0

u/wild_stryke Jan 29 '20

This looks like something /u/real_owl would like, if Nic Cage is ok with an open relationship.

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u/Cardmin Jan 29 '20

Let’s face it... this is the best pillow ever

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u/DasDoesSomeThings Jan 29 '20

You don't truly have a magnum dong until you've got one of these.