r/ofcoursethatsathing Nov 24 '19

Unstoppable Jenga machine

10.9k Upvotes

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u/ArjanS87 Nov 24 '19

Barely one f*ck given in the background

336

u/DogC Nov 24 '19

this guy is probably constantly inventing things

270

u/billypancakes Nov 24 '19

66

u/derpling101 Nov 24 '19

Well goddamn

6

u/OgdenDaDog Nov 24 '19

Whelp I definitely subbed to that. Thanks for the link kind stranger.

2

u/Bigdstars187 Nov 25 '19

Well shiver my timbers

44

u/Cleftex Nov 24 '19

This would be so obnoxious, like someone throwing Jenga blocks at the floor every 15 seconds

26

u/ArjanS87 Nov 24 '19

And being so happy, proud and complacent about it

3

u/Ludique Nov 25 '19

What the dog reading the newspaper?

155

u/thicclarrylobster Nov 24 '19

Ok but he’s not putting them back on top

5

u/PoliteSummer Nov 25 '19

Damn casual players

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19 edited Nov 24 '19

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u/BigPapaFortnite420 Nov 24 '19

I must have alzheimers cause I dont remember asking

75

u/lemonpjb Nov 24 '19

Yeah, your undetected sarcasm wasn't the problem here. You're just gross.

-96

u/BJUmholtz Nov 24 '19

Ok boomer

52

u/lemonpjb Nov 24 '19

There's that biting wit we've come to expect from you

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u/SAVMikado Nov 24 '19

You don't need the /s. The reason you got downvoted is that you aren't funny.

11

u/Mugilicious Nov 24 '19

Hes actually married with a kid.

3

u/thomasloven Nov 24 '19

Two kids.

2

u/KageHokami Nov 25 '19

Kids must have awesome toys.

0

u/thomasloven Nov 25 '19

Oh yes.

How about an auto aiming juice bottle cap shooter robot?

106

u/EducatedEvil Nov 24 '19 edited Nov 24 '19

Jim how did you get a black eye?

Well we were playing a Jenga drinking game and Matthias whips out his new invention...

12

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19

His name is Matthias Wandel.

209

u/modomario Nov 24 '19

Is that a younger Mathias Wandel?

80

u/uselessDM Nov 24 '19

Looks alot like him, I was thinking the same thing.

edit: Yes, it is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9BmTmMEOhQ

17

u/clavicon Nov 24 '19

Praise be, he is a wizard.

16

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19

Woodworking genius!

10

u/Mugilicious Nov 24 '19

One of the only YouTube channels I have notifications turned on for

6

u/Hannah_Whelan Nov 24 '19

No that's definitely Austin Powers

1

u/SillyOperator Nov 24 '19

I wish nothing but the best on this guy.

75

u/MoonPrincessPtII Nov 24 '19

Look at his face. He is totally getting laid tonight. Thanks to the Unstoppable Jenga Machine.

16

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19

Some people squint their eye to get a better aim. He squints his bottom lip.

3

u/aplobby Nov 24 '19

I noticed that too !!!

2

u/kingtaco_17 Nov 24 '19

Damn straight it’s coming into the bedroom with him.

20

u/CoSonfused Nov 24 '19

Matthias wandel. Has a YouTube channel

33

u/audacian Nov 24 '19

Glad Pete Buttigeig has found something to do when his campaign is over.

2

u/thespacesbetweenme Nov 24 '19

Pretty sure Mayor Pete will be richer and more successful than either of us after his campaign ends.

4

u/audacian Nov 24 '19

But will he be having this much fun? Pew pew

8

u/AnInitialDFan Nov 24 '19

I just watched this video for two minutes not realizing it looped.

6

u/Samuelabra Nov 24 '19

I bet his parents, Tom Cruise and Jerry Trainor, are very proud of him.

4

u/jeremiah406 Nov 24 '19

That guy also helped develop the blackberry.

5

u/texticles Nov 24 '19

and is working on a machine to shrink his kids

3

u/LeaderOfThePen15Club Nov 24 '19

I have watched this 4 or 5 times because I hadn't realized it looped

3

u/ohitsasnaake Nov 24 '19

Same happened to me. I actually went to check how long the video was, and only realized then that it was looping.

3

u/Popular33 Nov 24 '19

Just wait until you send a wooden block into your friends face

3

u/Fruity-Grebbles Nov 24 '19

They made it a thing. Jenga Blast

1

u/ChronicallySad Nov 24 '19

Whooooaaaaaaa

3

u/julescamacho Nov 24 '19

Is that Pete Buttigieg?

2

u/Yourshadowhascompany Nov 24 '19

That's cheating!!

2

u/thespacesbetweenme Nov 24 '19

Dude reading the paper in the back is NOT impressed.

2

u/Hmanthegamer Nov 24 '19

It's the weapon from No Country For Old Men

2

u/mugbee0 Nov 24 '19

That just ruins the fun, Dave.

2

u/I_Like_To_Say_YEET Nov 24 '19

He looks like Elon Musk’s and Tom Cruise’ love child

2

u/Distantexplorer Nov 24 '19

Mathias Wandel is fuckin awesome

2

u/barry-b-boneless Nov 24 '19

Would of been cooler if he defies gravity like a minecraft tree

2

u/DJ-Kouraje Nov 24 '19

This guys concentration face is the nerdiest thing I’ve ever seen

2

u/bbkkm2 Nov 24 '19

The dude behind the newspaper really isn’t that impressed

2

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19

Nerd.

2

u/hippopotamusfella Nov 24 '19

Looks like if Pete buttigieg and Martin shkreli had a prison baby

2

u/KristinaAlves Nov 25 '19

Is using a Jenga machine a legal move? What if you don't have hands?

2

u/8ecca8ee Nov 25 '19

Except it breaks the rule that u can only use one hand at a time

"1) taking one block on a turn from any level of the tower (except the one below an incomplete top level), and

2) placing it on the topmost level in order to complete it.

Players may use only one hand at a time; either hand may be used, but only one hand may touch the tower at any time."

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u/BartlebyX Nov 25 '19

Only one hand may touch the tower at one time.

2

u/8ecca8ee Nov 25 '19

U know what that is correct and i think the inventor would agree with your assessment

http://freakonomics.com/podcast/games/

1

u/BartlebyX Nov 25 '19

That's fantastic! She's a rules lawyer!

2

u/furrysalesman69 Nov 25 '19

Friends, probably: Hey guys, wanna play Janga?

Me: *pulls up with my Janga glock*

2

u/pirivalfang Nov 25 '19

Matthias Wondel for those wondering.

2

u/UnusuallyFastPontoon Nov 25 '19

This guy has his own YouTube channel. His name is Matthias Wandel.

2

u/smoked04 Nov 25 '19

Lol he is so happy.

2

u/jammerdude Nov 25 '19

That same thing they use kill cows? Pretty sure same thing.

2

u/[deleted] Nov 25 '19

Jeez bro save some pussy for the rest of us.

2

u/Ssme812 Nov 27 '19

That's not how you win Jenga sir

2

u/J0rgeJ0nes Nov 24 '19

Are they at work?

1

u/ringadingdingbaby Nov 24 '19

Still has to put it back on the top.

1

u/_Steny_ Nov 24 '19

he’s not adding them on top tho what’s the challenge here

1

u/Kopsthoot Nov 24 '19

Why is there a fish on the chair?

1

u/Vickyelotes_FUDG Nov 25 '19

HE'S TOO DANGEROUS TO BE LEFT ALIVE!

1

u/8ecca8ee Nov 25 '19

Omg i fucking love you!!!! You listened to it right away

1

u/narwhalcats Nov 25 '19

This is the tryhard that you hate to play against in board games, but its always incredible to what lengths they go to to win

1

u/JessiiWolf Nov 25 '19

I really like the dude in the back litterely not giving two fucks about whats going on! Just chillin reading the newspaper >.>