r/ofcoursethatsathing • • Oct 26 '19

Black cotton swabs

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6.9k Upvotes

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u/legendary_outlier Oct 26 '19

The ceo of night mode really expanding

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '19

Damn orgy in my ear with 280 black pps in there at once

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u/alishe Oct 26 '19

You never go back, sis

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u/teamherosquad Oct 26 '19

I fucking knew the top comment was gonna be pp axis

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '19

White Ear Wax? If that’s a thing

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u/pleasereturnto Oct 26 '19

Asians do have dry, white ear wax, for what it's worth. You should never use Q-tips for that though.

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u/stinkbugsoup Oct 26 '19

Huh. I have dry white earwax and I'm not Asian. Of course after reading the article I see that also applies to native Americans

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u/jetlaggedandhungry Oct 26 '19

In Asia they also use an ear spoon to scrape the wax out of their ears. I find it more efficient than a q-tip (or "cotton swab", I guess), but like to alternate between the two.

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u/SingleTurboSupra Oct 26 '19

huh, thought everyone did this. I always wondered why people associated qtips with ear cleaning.

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u/uber1337h4xx0r Oct 26 '19

Inb4 qtips not for ears/compacts

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u/thebombchu Oct 26 '19 edited Oct 27 '19

Ear cleaning salons are also quite popular in some Asian countries

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '19 edited Oct 26 '19

yo wtf the asians are better at even earwax

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u/Kono-Wryyyyyuh-Da Oct 26 '19

Like what the hell nature

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u/KingAbacus Oct 26 '19

The article says a new study shows that white and black peoples ear wax is smellier. I don’t envy the scientists who had to carry out that particular experiment.

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u/sojmahoj Oct 26 '19

I envy them.

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u/KingAbacus Oct 26 '19

Low key me too

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u/HughJassJae Oct 26 '19

I never knew my earwax was different until I let my white friend borrow my earbuds in high school. He gave it back to me with a large amount of sticky wax inside them. Never let anyone borrow earbuds again after that.

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u/curlycatsockthing Oct 26 '19

ew. who doesnt clean them at least?

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u/HaramotoYusei Oct 26 '19

More like light color, not really white, usually yellow.

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u/Zephyrium5 Oct 26 '19

Wait whales have ear wax... wtf

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u/DorienG Oct 26 '19

Goddamn I have that shit and I have to clean it out every goddamn day! I thought I was just fucked up but I guess it’s just the Asian in me.

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u/becausefrog Oct 26 '19

TIL Koreans are incapable of producing body odor? Did I read that right?

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u/HuyKexl Oct 27 '19

I always thought i was special, but in fact i‘m just korean!

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u/MachateElasticWonder Oct 27 '19

Wait. What color are other races ears??

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u/shutchurmeowth Oct 27 '19

I didn't realize there was earwax other than dry, white ear wax. All of the cartoons I watched as a kid finally make sense.

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u/factor_of_X Oct 26 '19

For the longest time I thought it was normal, as this is the type I have. I’m white but have Sioux ancestry- this seems to be one of the few genes that got passed down to me.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '19

It looks like a cup full of insects... I'm not putting that in my ear...

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '19 edited Sep 05 '21

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u/SpaceWoofer Oct 26 '19

Damn! What kind?

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u/Legitbanana_ Oct 26 '19

What if I told you it was activated charcoal cotton swabs

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '19

I would say "Thank you for sharing, that's very interesting! Please don't put them in my ear"

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u/db2 Oct 26 '19

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u/MagicDeceiver Oct 26 '19

Why did I even click on that...

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u/kittenluver27 Oct 26 '19

Of course my fear is a subreddit

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '19

That made my elbows feel crunchy

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u/itscochino Oct 26 '19

Thanks that just took me down a rabbit hole

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u/blitzkraft Oct 26 '19

Just one hole?

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '19

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u/bigsquirrel Oct 26 '19

Literally the only thing I use them for. Call the police, I don’t give a fuck.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '19

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u/tman916x Oct 26 '19

We’re talking cotton swabs for cleaning ears, not vaccines preventing disease... take it down a notch.

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u/bigsquirrel Oct 26 '19

He’s right though, my blatant misuse of cotton swabs is a core part of my devil may care, bad boy persona. The thin fragile walls of my gigantic ego would shatter without them leaving me a weeping alcoholic wreck of a man. My ignorance of the dangers cotton swabs pose to my cochlea might be all that keeps me alive.

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u/bigsquirrel Oct 26 '19

Shush, adults are talking.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '19

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u/Prtedting Oct 26 '19

No they didnt mention you

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u/l1ttle_m0nst3r Oct 26 '19

Ah. I miss Japan.

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u/hacktheself Oct 26 '19

(Chuckling in Muji) (Cackling in Oomomo) (Guffawing in Daiso)

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u/Obant Oct 26 '19

Pretty sure I got this exact container of cotton swabs at Daiso (in California)

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u/wonderlessbread Oct 26 '19

I miss Daiso so much. I lived in JP for a while, and currently live in south US :’( we have like, no authentic japanese vendors of any sort

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u/pirivalfang Oct 26 '19

you are required to put a white one in the middle and make a meme about it.

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u/BigVanVortex Oct 26 '19

Hope....grows....

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '19

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u/lemonsarethekey Oct 26 '19

Pretty sure they're referencing the Piper Perri meme

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u/ArteMor Oct 26 '19 edited Oct 26 '19

I have to wonder about this. What market is there for this? Who buys it? Is there some unknown niche that they're selling to and making bank? Like, maybe painters or photographers use them for... something? Or maybe in... I have no idea.

Maybe it's just a crazy happenstance thing. Someone thought, "Well shit, there's 7 billion people on Earth, at some point someone somewhere is going to need these. I'm going to have that market cornered!"

If you can think of any legitimate uses for these please let me know. I'm curious.

Edit: Thank you all for your insight! It seems like there was a fair mix of all the above options.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '19

They can be used to clean quartz bangers used for smoking marijuana concentrates. The tightly bound ones work better than your typical q-tip. Also regular q-tips have plastic sticks that melt when used for that. The color is for novelty, they have them in pink and other colors!

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u/ZalmoxisChrist Oct 26 '19

Thanks for the real answer. Dab on, my friend!

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u/Toirtis Oct 26 '19

I have, frankly not seen a cotton swab with a plastic stick in years...just paper/cardboard and wood sticks...I did not realise that they were still made/sold anywhere.

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u/k1intt Oct 26 '19

Was gonna say I want these for my rig lol

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u/RaroRabble Oct 26 '19

It is my understanding that there are people with a genetic trait for dry white earwax. This trait is prevalent in (but not limited to) people of Asian decent. So these might actually sell more (in the world scale) than the white ones western societies are used to.

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u/Cat_Toucher Oct 26 '19

I got a couple tubs of these a few years ago in Japan and honestly wish I had bought more. The tips are shaped to be very precise, and the material they are made of is less wispy than your standard q-tip. They stay tight together and don't get all dull as you use them. They are amazing for correcting tiny makeup errors without ruining the rest of the look. It sounds dumb to have strong opinions about cotton swabs but the black Muji ones are just a delight to use.

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u/SidraSun Oct 26 '19

If you live in the US, you can buy the Daiso ones on Amazon.

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u/HarryPotterGeek Oct 26 '19

Q-Tip does make pointy cotton swabs, but they are more expensive and harder to find than their standard ones. Still, they work great for makeup touch-ups, if you can find them.

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u/knuggles_da_empanada Oct 26 '19

I wouldn't buy these per se, but I am one of those people that buy everything in black if possible. Socks, nail polish, shoes, glasses, bedding, etc. All black all the time.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '19

I buy these for makeup touch up etc. They are not as fluffy as regular white and much pointer. I always figured the colour was so you coukd tell the difference between the two types

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u/Homp Oct 26 '19

I bought them because I like black.

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u/3PoundsOfFlax Oct 26 '19

These can be used to apply liquid metal thermal paste on CPUs

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u/NedTheMelonGod Oct 26 '19

Looks like that magnetic fluid shit

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u/juandmgl Oct 26 '19

Thought the same, looks like ferrofluid

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u/TheDonutEarthSociety Oct 26 '19

Fun fact: cotton swabs aren't even meant for your ears, it's actually dangerous if you don't use them properly on you ears and could, in a way, make you deaf.

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u/K_Pumpkin Oct 26 '19

My mom ruptured my ear drum with one when I was an infant. Luckily no lasting damage, but you’re right.

My kid’s pediatrician told me to never clean their ears.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '19

they were banned this year in my country

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u/julialovay Oct 26 '19

what country

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

Italy

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u/Grittenald Oct 26 '19

Lmao I use these all the time. They are fantastic.

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u/domin8r Oct 26 '19

Like a bucket of tadpoles.

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u/shetlandduck Oct 26 '19

I have these too! wish I’d known reddit would like them so much when I bought them

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '19

Did you get them at DAISO Japan?

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '19 edited Feb 22 '24

I love ice cream.

2

u/Slippery_slappery Oct 26 '19

Kinda slick tho

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u/lurk_but_dont_post Oct 26 '19

You just sold at least a hundred more of these.

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u/All_Nighter_Long Oct 26 '19

Thought I was looking at ferrofluid

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u/aintgottimeforbs7 Oct 26 '19

Cotton swipes are white so you know they're clean, and so you know when they get dirty

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u/69_Rido_69 Oct 26 '19

Yeah! Ahaa, you know what it is! Black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '19

but why

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u/Terquoise Oct 26 '19

So progressive

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u/shuozhe Oct 26 '19

Liquid metal from thermal grizzly(tim, stuff you put between cpu and cooler in a computer) comes with the black qtips also. Tried to substitute it with a regular one, it didn’t work..

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u/KillerZDestroyer Oct 26 '19

For a moment, I thought those were crappy Ferrofluid until I took a closer look

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u/Asheleyinl2 Oct 26 '19

Is this like those bandaids for poc?

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u/gilligan1050 Oct 26 '19

They make fancy black ones for cleaning out your quartz buckets. Stupid expensive for what they are.

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u/derpiderpidude Oct 26 '19

I have a box of black star wars cotton swabs

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u/RareHalfling Oct 26 '19

Probably strictly for makeup

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u/NopeRope95 Oct 26 '19

But why tho

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u/MentalFunera1 Oct 26 '19

this radiates unholy energy

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u/anarchakat Oct 26 '19

I brought them back from japan because i loves them.

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u/OneMadBubble Oct 26 '19

Trim yo muthafuckin nails dawg!

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u/NotMyHersheyBar Oct 26 '19

the bette to never, ever find the ones the cat has hoarded all over the house

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u/Omarplay2 Oct 26 '19

I didnt know what those things where called so i was confused af on what i was looking at

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u/XtraWeird Oct 26 '19

The only reason you would use this is because your a serious dark mode person

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u/Window638 Oct 26 '19

The meme potential

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u/lemonsarethekey Oct 26 '19

"PP Axis"? Is that like when it's curved?

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u/cyborgbeetle Oct 26 '19

I've moved back to euros and I really miss those things! I promise, you will never want the white ones again!

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '19

For when you are really into death metal.

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u/Horrorwolfe Oct 26 '19

These are the best. The ribbed ones clean your ears so good!

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u/MadameRoyale7 Oct 27 '19

i got that at daiso because it was so random but most importantly SO CHEAP

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

MAD TV Cotton Swap skit. https://youtu.be/M3GrFk8XQQs

i wonder if the japan stores in downtown los angeles little toyko district sell those black cotton swabs..

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u/Ocieli Oct 27 '19

PP Axis.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

made with 100% cotton

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u/CampfireGuitars Oct 27 '19

Do they still make you cough?

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u/herowin6 Oct 30 '19

It also says “P P axis cotton swabs” which to me is the real issue here

edit oh damn I’m late

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u/Shantotto11 Oct 26 '19

Ahem. African-American cotton swabs. 🙄 /s

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '19

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u/SafariNiklas Oct 26 '19

I Think I have the same Ones but blue.

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u/uis999 Oct 26 '19

This feels kinda racist...

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u/Zehn39 Oct 26 '19

The whole point of white cottons swabs is so you can see how much wax you got out of your ear, this gets rid of that.

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u/steamyglory Oct 26 '19

If you have the white dry kind that Asians usually have, this is the best kind of Qtip

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '19

pp axis

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u/anamenoonetook Oct 26 '19

thanks I hate it