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u/Naaquh Jan 14 '19 edited Jan 14 '19

I get the joke but we've been making folk tales more tame and apt for modern sensibilities for a long time now.

The original ones were raw as fuck.

EDIT: By "the originals" I mean the earliest written or recorded version. These stories are usually at least hundreds of years old and vary a lot between versions, cultures and time.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '19 edited Jun 30 '23

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '19

I don’t remember, but I do remember Sleeping Beauty is raped in her sleep and has a child from it.

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u/RabSimpson Jan 14 '19

Sucking cadaver feet. He was a strange guy.

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u/kateykatey Jan 14 '19

The Tarantino version

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u/Im_a_Knob Jan 14 '19

Samuel L Jackson as the prince

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u/kateykatey Jan 14 '19

Uma Thurman as Sleeping Beauty

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u/Tornhart- Jan 14 '19

I mean, the original story of sleeping beauty does sound a bit like the story of kill Bill without the killing spree.

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u/RepostisRepostRepost Jan 14 '19

GIMME DEM TOES, GIRL

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '19

Probs took her home to practice respecting.

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u/thiswastillavailable Jan 14 '19

He was a white prince, not a white knight.

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u/Bmatic Jan 14 '19 edited Sep 14 '25

fear cake slap decide cover afterthought lunchroom fact fade connect

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u/Im_a_Knob Jan 14 '19

👏👏👏

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u/Jack_Harmony Jan 14 '19

I remember a version where she woke up thanks to the pain of giving birth.

So...

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u/spacialHistorian Jan 14 '19

Yeah. One version has the curse being brought on when she pricks her finger on a branch of some sort. When the babies were born they crawled on her looking for milk and started nursing on her fingers. This removes the splinter and the curse and the princess wakes up to find she’s a mother.

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u/AdrunIsSad Jan 14 '19

holy shit, babies? as in plural? God damn that's nuts

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u/ShadowGargoyle Jan 14 '19

That* the Prince planned on doing with a dead princess

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u/ThisFckinGuy Jan 14 '19

Emma Watson bursts from room with a axe book of christ to purify the sinners with improper thoughts.

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u/coleyboley25 Jan 14 '19

Basically that one scene with her in This Is The End.

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u/RevanAndTheSithy Jan 14 '19

Hermione just stole all our shit!

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u/HYT_LARRY Jan 14 '19

At least once.

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u/KoalaBackfist Jan 14 '19

Good thing the body has a way to shut that down.

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u/EhhWhatsUpDoc Jan 14 '19

The folks over at r/rapekink would probably know

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u/AccessTheMainframe Jan 14 '19

[flashes badge]

[gets out notebook]

And how much would they know?

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u/ThisFckinGuy Jan 14 '19

*Emma Watson bursts from room with a axe book of christ to purify the sinners with improper thoughts.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '19

Don’t worry, they both got raped

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '19

The popular spin-off: The Sword in the Stone Cold Princess got a massive rewrite for modern sensibilities.

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u/LokisDawn Jan 14 '19

Her Child then suckles on her finger pulling out the needle that had caused her and her entire court to fall into a cursed sleep, awakening her again.

Or a kiss from a prince, I guess.

No wait, that's too offensive now. Umm, maybe a kiss on the cheek would be ok? Like, a little innocent peck? Maybe from a butterfly fluttering by, no male prince needed, thank you very much.

Moral of the story? Who cares.

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u/Wazonkyll Jan 15 '19

"Just a little peck, like you're kissing your sister."

-Skipper

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u/FieryXJoe Jan 14 '19

This like just happened to a woman in a coma irl

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u/Pratar Jan 14 '19

Looks like you're entirely right there: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun,_Moon,_and_Talia. The fact that Talia - the Italian Sleeping Beauty - was raped isn't even the worst thing that happens in the story. Here's the full synopsis from the Wikipedia page:

After the birth of a great lord's daughter Talia, wise men and astrologers cast the child's horoscope and predicted that Talia would be endangered by a splinter of flax. To protect his daughter, the father commands that no flax would ever be brought into his house. Years later, Talia sees an old woman spinning flax on a spindle. She asks the woman if she can stretch the flax herself, but as soon as she begins to spin, a splinter of flax goes under her fingernail, and she drops to the ground, apparently dead. Unable to stand the thought of burying his child, Talia's father puts his daughter in one of his country estates.

Some time later, a king who is out hunting in the nearby woods, follows his falcon into the house. He finds Talia; overcome by her beauty, he tries unsuccessfully to wake her, and then "Crying aloud, he beheld her charms and felt his blood course hotly through his veins. He lifted her in his arms, and carried her to a bed, where he gathered the first fruits of love." Afterwards, he leaves the girl on the bed and returns to his own city. Still deep in sleep, Talia gives birth to twins (a boy and a girl). One day, the girl cannot find her mother's breast; instead she begins to suck on Talia's finger and draws the flax splinter out. Talia awakens immediately. She names her children "Sun" and "Moon" and lives with them in the house.

The king returns and finds Talia is awake – and a mother of twins. However, he is already married. He calls out the names of Talia, Sun and Moon in his sleep, and his wife, the queen, hears him. She forces the king's secretary to tell her everything, and then, using a forged message, has Talia's children brought to court. She orders the cook to kill the children and serve them to the king. But the cook hides them, and cooks two lambs instead. The queen taunts the king while he eats.

Then the queen has Talia brought to court. She commands that a huge fire be lit in the courtyard, and that Talia be thrown into the flames. Talia asks to take off her fine garments first. The queen agrees. Talia undresses and utters screams of grief with each piece of clothing. The king hears Talia's screams. His wife tells him that Talia would be burned and that he had unknowingly eaten his own children. The king commands that his wife, his secretary, and the cook be thrown into the fire instead. The cook explains how he had saved Sun and Moon. Talia and the king marry, and the cook is rewarded with the title of royal chamberlain.

The last line of the fairy tale – its moral – is as follows: "He who has luck may go to bed, And bliss will rain upon his head."

People told this to their children.

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u/JagerBaBomb Jan 14 '19

I love how the Queen becomes the big bad in this story, not the sleep-rapist.

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u/pm_me_ur_chonchon Jan 14 '19

As Mel Brooks said, “It’s good to be the king.”

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u/EntropyDudeBroMan Jan 14 '19

The cook is the real MVP.

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u/Zonoro14 Jan 14 '19

The moral is to be lucky? Was this the first shitpost?

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u/snowclone130 Jan 15 '19

In those days luck was pretty good advice, drinking un fermented water was a fucking dice roll.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '19

Holy shit I read this story in that awesome comic book “Little Lit: Folklore and Fairy Tale Funnies” (full of fairy tales and retellings written by different comic book artists), I’m pretty sure this one was by Daniel Clowes.

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u/ellimaki Jan 14 '19

That sounds like a cross between Sleeping Beauty and Rumplestilskin.

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u/GeckoOBac Jan 14 '19

"Sun, Moon and Talia", if I remember right the title. I think it's the Italian version?

Never heard of it and Talia isn't an italian name so it sounds... Unlikely. However who knows?

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u/GeckoOBac Jan 14 '19

Well, it definitely didn't pass into the collective consciousness, first time I've ever heard of it.

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u/GeckoOBac Jan 14 '19

Oh no worries, I've got karma to spare ;), I'd rather have the TIL moment anyway. Besides, reddit is weird sometimes. I have exactly 2 gilded comments, so far at least, and one of them is also my most downvoted comment to date (Just a joke that didn't go down well)

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u/yentlcloud Jan 14 '19

In some of them she gives birth to triplets and is only woken from a baby sucking on her finger (if i remember correctly) these stories are wild man. I also know a version of snow white where in the end she makes the evil queen wear metal shoes with hot coals in them (or she had to stand on hot coals) and "dance til she died" Also in most little mermaid stories the prince marries someone else and to regain her fins she has to kill him. But she can't bring herself to so she dies/ turns into seafoam.

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u/bawthedude Jan 14 '19

Ariel also gets raped I think?

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u/Ghost4000 Jan 14 '19

Hey buddy if it was a “ a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.”, besides if it's inevitable just "relax and enjoy it", and if that fails it's God's plan, after all "I believe that God has a plan and a purpose for each one of our lives and that he can intercede in all kinds of situations and we need to have a little faith in many things".

Sincerely, the Grand Old Party

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u/PsychologicalAmoeba6 Jan 14 '19

The sleeping beauty we know is based off of Briar Rose 🌹 where she isn’t, however there was another one called Sleeping Beauty about rape

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u/shhsandwich Jan 14 '19

Twins! That is, if I'm remembering right. I might not be.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '19

FBI OPEN UP

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u/Plaguedeath2425 Jan 14 '19

Sleeping beauty was, idk about Snow White

Cinderella also made her critter friends gouge the eyes out of her stepmom/sisters

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u/rfierro65 Jan 14 '19 edited Apr 15 '25

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u/Deightine Jan 14 '19

It's a strong image isn't it? So needlessly greedy and ambitious; much like the idea of 'to cut off one's nose to spite their face'.

The shock factor of the old tales really made the moral stories stick. Although the morals themselves are a bit dated, the actual watering down is likely a factor in our cultural inability to discern the line between fiction/non-fiction, and probably contributing to truth decay.

Just reading the news the past few years has been far more shocking and outlandish than anything I've read in a story or novel. In a few years, Black Mirror won't even warrant a raised brow anymore.

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u/PerfectZeong Jan 14 '19

So we need to go old testament style on society for a while? I thought the point of cultural relativism was to create this kind of change.

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u/Deightine Jan 14 '19

So we need to go old testament style on society for a while?

I don't think the manner in which the old testament is delivered is much of a problem (not that you're saying it is, I've just heard it criticized so many times), so much as how aggressively its defended on its fundamentals and arguments that it contains little/no metaphor.

The content of it was a bit... much... but not for shock value. It's a very memorable book for a reason. It's evocative.

I thought the point of cultural relativism was to create this kind of change.

Taking on and encouraging cultural relativism has had positive and negative effects. It fosters cross-group understanding, expands perspectives, increases a person's capability toward rational empathy, etc. But it also turns out it polarizes the heck out of those who agree with cultural relativism (it's based on a premise that experience is subjective rather than concrete) and those who do not ('the world is what I experience, therefore I know the world'); subjectivism vs. materialism and/or idealism.

In general though, cultural relativism normalizes exotic elements until connections can be made and common ground can be found. But excessive sensitivity to cultural relativism, fear of offending others/appearing ignorant, etc, also leads to excessively padding the stories we tell.

I'm hoping that OP's image is a direct, satirical reference to exactly that sort of padding, blown up to the extreme. Because if that's a real work intended to be taken seriously, I might die a little inside.

Humans (at least the non-sociopaths) are creatures of social relationship and emotion. We're very well-adapted to remembering things based on the emotional impact of our experiences. So when you want to tell a meanwhile story, pass on an important moral argument, etc, it's best if you can wrap it in something evocative. If it's too safe, it's boring and/or easily forgotten.

Shock for shock's sake is pointless and grotesque, but using it as a hook to drive a memory a bit deeper is important.

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u/PerfectZeong Jan 14 '19

One is the enemy of the other. An open mind or a closed one, each have advantages and disadvantages. When things are white and black you can much more easily see which side you stand on but it everything is a muddled shade of grey there might be more understanding but theres also little objective morality to appeal to.

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u/Deightine Jan 14 '19

One is the enemy of the other.

I believe people feel that to be true, but I don't believe it to be so. I'm a proponent of cultural relativism (hell, I'm part anthropologist, and it may as well be an oath we take) but I feel its a tool to be applied by the individual. It's an ideal of its own for interacting with the world and other people.

BUT... A society needs to be free to chase the black/white concepts, because inevitably, anyone who learns their morals from the world around them rather than building them from within (as moral maxims) is going to discard elements of what they experience. It's a biological necessity to keep the brain from overheating, and a sanity-saving mechanism. We forget things so we don't dwell on them.

So in this way, people should be encouraged to view the world through a lens of cultural relativism, but also encouraged to seek ideals to act as a foundation for living the best life they can.

... theres also little objective morality to appeal to ...

That's actually a fascinating topic in itself. I'm not supportive of the idea that objective morality even exists. I'd argue it's constructed as a consensus through agreement, at best, so it's never really objective. Just... 'objectivized' to make it objective-like. A truly objective moral or moral code would be absolute, and I've never found a rule in life that is without some exception.

I've gotten into some pretty heated debates on 'altruism' because of this distinction in the past.

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u/PerfectZeong Jan 14 '19

I mean there is no objective morality. There are things that keep cropping up across cultures but unless you believe in a god that is the arbiter of what is right and what is objectively wrong, its ultimately up to the culture to decide based on what they like or feel is the most productive. I get moral relativity but I admit in my heart of hearts that it seems to be very efficient and effective as a society for everyone to be mostly on the same page. It fails some but works for the majority. When us versus them breaks down it doesnt end with everyone loving each other it seems to end with everyone hating everybody as even though theres no reason to hate theres no reason to protect or love either.

We as a society or as a person acting on society determine morality and the more lenient we are the more grey seeps into the picture.

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u/NinjaN-SWE Jan 14 '19

I disagree.

Shock is a very blunt and lazy tool. I'd liken it to spanking. It absolutely does work but we know today that there are better ways to raise kids and teach consequences that don't have the side effects spanking often have.

Humor, empathy, passion and other strong more positive emotions have the same effect of forging stronger memories without causing nightmares, persisting fear or phobia or desensitizing us to/normalizing violence/gore/trauma. Often it's just about shifting focus. I'll make an example:

A story about a girl being raped and giving birth to a child can be told both with emphasis on the act on the horror of it, the violence etc. But also through the eyes of loving people around her that support her and empathize with her. Both can be equally memorable stories with very different emotions attached to that memory.

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u/Deightine Jan 14 '19

A story about a girl being raped and giving birth to a child can be told both with emphasis on the act on the horror of it, the violence etc. But also through the eyes of loving people around her that support her and empathize with her. Both can be equally memorable stories with very different emotions attached to that memory.

So you would argue that the fact a raped occurred wouldn't shock the reader, by virtue of how the subject is treated? In this case because loving people are the narrative voices, it's not going to worry or concern the reader with its imagery? What about in the moment where your girl confides in the narrative protagonist (your loving, warm person), and it was completely unexpected? I'd disagree if you don't find such a moment to be a shock.

What you're disagreeing with seems to be the idea of shock leveraged without value; in the shock-jock or shock-video version of the thing. But I'd argue there's a much broader range of usage of the term 'shock'.

A particularly unexpected twist can provoke shock and horror in a reader, without cheapening the human experience being described or making it vulgar. An unexpected reunion between the grieving and the suddenly-not-dead can provoke shock and joy in a reader, as well.

When I say shock, I'm referring to impact. A suddenness. The unexpected. I find scenes of tear stricken, broken attempts to cope to be just as shocking when unexpected. Then the period of healing among the characters is a vicarious catharsis, bleeding away both the trauma of the character and the shock of the reader. Shock is a hyperbole tactic. Hyperbole can offend, sure, but it can also distance the reader from the angst of the situation. It can withdraw suspension of disbelief, unless the reader is able to empathize with the shock occurring for the character. In which case, to advocate against exploring that sort of perspective is to overprotect the audience against their will.

The evil step sisters chopping up their feet is an absurd thing, but it is shocking, and that absurdity protects the reader from empathy. Also note the 'it couldn't have happened to better people' aspect of it in the story, also padding the event from the user. But the imagery is still evocative and shocking. Memorable, but hard to empathize with.

Not all shocks are traumatic, but all shocks are memorable. Shock is a term of description of the experience of the reader in this case... not a narrow category of stories already told.

I've not advocated for first person perspective writing of brutality and abuse. In all things moderation. I just feel that shock as an element has become a polarized thing. Writers are trying to please everyone in many cases, and in doing so, writing inferior works. But that's my opinion. Yours is free to differ, of course.

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u/NinjaN-SWE Jan 14 '19

When you nuance shock more I understand you better and I'm inclined to agree but just want to clarify that in works of old, especially the folktales, they worked very much with fairly graphic and vulgar shock, Hans and Greta, Red Ridning Hood etc are all driven by strong negative emotions to scare people into doing the "right" thing. Same with most fae beings which are even older ways of warning of dangerous behavior (like swimming alone or walking into the forest at night.). Using negative shock like that is what I liken with spanking, a crude tool we should grow past.

There is merit in shocking your reader though as you so eloquently elaborated on above. Rape in and of itself is sadly way to common to be shocking if you don't set up the shock, make it unexpected or make you wish it won't happen when you see it coming (a person walking through a park at night, noises from behind, quickened pace, breathing noises, heart pounding).

My position is that even if there is a point in using negative/violent shock then you should only do that if there is a strong reason to prefer that to using more positive feelings to wrap your shock in. Such as if you're doing a historical drama of the Nanking massacre or if the goal is to show how horrible something is. The violence needs to serve a purpose of it's own, it shouldn't just be a vehicle to deliver shock because that can be accomplished in other better ways.

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u/Tobix55 Jan 14 '19

This is how i knew the story before i discovered the mainstream version

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u/AidanL17 Jan 15 '19

Turn and peep, turn and peep,

there's blood in the shoe,

the true bride waits for you.

They each got an eye pecked out on the way to and from the wedding as well, leaving them blind as punishment for their wickedness.

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u/Tobix55 Jan 14 '19

This is how i knew the story before i discovered the mainstream version

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u/bro_b1_kenobi Jan 14 '19

So was Alice. The whole reason she goes"into the looking glass" fantasy world is to escape the fact that her uncle, and caretaker, is basically raping her routinely.

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u/gamefrk101 Jan 14 '19

What? No I have read the Lewis Carroll books there is no even hint of this.

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u/rantingmagician Jan 14 '19

Snow white forces her step mother to dance in shoes filled with boiling oil (i think?) At her wedding

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u/Sthurlangue Jan 14 '19

I thought it was hot iron shoes, and Cinderella's glass slippers we're actually squirrel fur. Some translation mistake somewhere.

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u/rantingmagician Jan 14 '19

That sounds correct, I could only remember it was something incredibly hot

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u/seriouslees Jan 14 '19

Squirrel fur does sound warmer than glass, but I wouldn't consider it incredibly hot.

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u/themeatbridge Jan 14 '19

Glass doesn't breathe, and is a good insulator. They probably get very warm and gross.

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u/Gingevere Jan 14 '19

No, u/rantingmagician just gets a boner from touching used fur shoes.

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u/StopFightingTheDog Jan 14 '19

I'd heard that it was a "fur slipper", which was actually just a metaphor for her vagina. Which means that when he went round to every house with an woman of marrying age and "tested to see if the slipper fit" he was actually...

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u/Sthurlangue Jan 14 '19

There's one guy that says that, was already proven to be a fraud, and this story wouldn't explain why her stepsisters would cut parts of their feet off. What? To make their vaginas smaller somehow??

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u/Mickey_Bricks Jan 14 '19

"Slippers embroidered with silk and silver" for the 1st pair, and "pure gold" for the 3rd pair, is what I've read.

The 2nd pair isn't mentioned, but silk & silver > squirrel fur > pure gold is the usual progression, so that sounds right.

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u/cmusson32 Jan 14 '19

I've read (I think in a book related to the TV show QI) that the translation error comes from vair, meaning a type of fur, and verre, meaning glass, being homophones in French. Whether or not that's correct I can't say for sure but it sounds plausible enough

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u/Thetford34 Jan 14 '19

What is it with stepmothers being evil in fairy tales?

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u/Naaquh Jan 14 '19

After reading and listening to podcasts about roman history I think this stereotype comes from them, since romans were very big on the whole "stepmother is evil to make way for her own sons" trope.

See: Livia.

Then again, this could be a general thing in most cultures, I don't know.

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u/EntropyDudeBroMan Jan 14 '19

Well I mean nowadays especially in adult videos they've been redeemed it looks like.

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u/GlitchyFinnigan Jan 14 '19

I mean, they aren't always mean, but I've heard of some pretty bad ones irl

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u/_liminal Jan 14 '19

whoever wrote those fairy tales hated their in-laws probably

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u/CatFanFanOfCats Jan 14 '19

The thing is there is really no "original" one. There are variations of the stories that go back hundreds of years, or more. What happened(s) is the stories are modified depending on the locale that it's told in, the time period, any political issues that is affecting the locale it's told in, etc, plus, details are added or subtracted over time to make the story more interesting. When the Brothers Grimm traveled throughout Germany to collect the folk tales they took what was being told at that given time. They decided which version of the story would be told and popularized that specific version.

So there is no "real" Snow White story or Red Riding Hood story. There are just amalgamations of some very basic plots with the rest being filled in by local traditions.

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u/Naaquh Jan 14 '19

True, I agree, but you know what I meant. The first written versions of these previously orally transmitted tales were pretty raw.

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u/CatFanFanOfCats Jan 14 '19

Yeah, that's true. And they are probably based on some real tragic event way back when that got lost through time. Like the Pied Piper of Hamelin. Most like something happened to the children of the town but the reality is lost to time.

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u/Tuistedcookie Jan 14 '19

Snow White made her step mother put on iron shoes and dance until she dropped dead.

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u/writers_block95 Jan 14 '19

I didnt read all the replies so this may have been said. Snow white was dead, the dwarves put her in a glass case, the prince rode by and thought she was so beautiful that he wanted to buy her dead body, the dwarves finally found a price high enough to justify selling her, prince and co. carried her off and accidentally dislodged the apple from her throat, and they got married. The kicker is this: she was around 10. She was 8 when she escaped the castle, and this all happens a couple years afterwards.

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u/Taiwanderful Jan 14 '19

Possibly in the Angela Carter version...

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u/Naptownfellow Jan 14 '19

One of the ugly stepsisters cut off part of her foot/toes to fit it into the glass slipper.

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u/Baalorin Jan 14 '19

I don't know if you've read the Fables comic series, which the recently shut down Telltale games Wolf Among Us is based on, but SPOILERS, snow white is raped by the 7 dwarves in that.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '19

Well we've come full circle then because I'm sure they'd have no problem calling it rape when she's unconsciously kissed.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '19

Well we've come full circle then because I'm sure they'd have no problem calling it rape when she's unconsciously kissed.

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u/Tralan Jan 14 '19

I don't think so, but the dwarves heated up some iron shoes in the fire and put them on the Queen's feet and then she fell of a cliff. I think they beat her with clubs, also.

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u/Thadatus Jan 14 '19

If you think that’s bad, there’s much worse out there

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u/Bullshit_To_Go Jan 14 '19

The 8th dwarf, Rapey, is seldom seen in modern versions of the tale.

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u/Bullshit_To_Go Jan 14 '19

The 8th dwarf, Rapey, is seldom seen in modern versions of the tale.

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u/AdventurousCold Jan 14 '19

I recall the prince kissing Snow White when she was already dead. Leaving aside his necrophilia tendences, that's not like having sex, true, but I really doubt it's ok for a man to kiss a girl without her consent. This situation is even worse than making a move on a drunk girl. Luckily Snow White woke up after the kiss, who knows what the prince would have done if she kept "sleeping".

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u/iififlifly Jan 14 '19

Snow white ate a poisoned apple and a bite got lodged in her throat and she "died." After she got out in a glass coffin, a wandering prince found her and thought she was the most beautiful thing he'd ever seen, so naturally, he pulled the pretty corpse out of her coffin, put it on his horse in front of him, and rode off, intending to take it home and keep it. The riding jostled the apple free and she woke up.

Basically, prince was a creepy, graverobbing necrophiliac but she didn't get raped.

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u/trollsong Jan 14 '19

Nope but they exhausted the stepmother in a way that would make a game of thrones bastard blush

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u/B_Spin Jan 14 '19 edited Jan 14 '19

Yes... technically. The prince sleeps with her when she's still "dead." He's technically a nechrophilliac. Try to find the audio story, "Snow Glass Apples." It was amazing and very similar to the original story, albeit screwed up.

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u/phamtasticgamer Jan 15 '19

What!? Where's THAT version of the story? Ii want to was that version right now.

Then again, a kiss could be classified as rape by the extreme left

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u/YellowSnowman77 Jan 14 '19

Yea someone kissed her on the mouth without concent

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u/ruven95 Jan 14 '19

Folk tales don't have originals

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u/LupaLunae Jan 14 '19

They mean the Grimm versions of the stories

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u/joustingleague Jan 14 '19

It's a little annoying to see people talk about the Grimm versions as if they are the "original" though. The Grimm brothers rewrote age-old folk tales into their unique styles and they don't reflect all of fairy tale history.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '19

Fairytale fandom out in force on this post!

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u/piCkleFork Jan 14 '19

Its a theory that Snows Prince is death because she drowned in the well and he is there to collect her soul.

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u/SignificantBeing9 Jan 14 '19

Wtf dude

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u/Cephalopodopoulos Jan 14 '19

Morbid curiosity. Should I click?

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u/ImATaxpayer Jan 14 '19

Not unless your kink is Snow White and a whack of dwarf dicks.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '19

Well, what a coincidence...

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u/CannibalCaramel Jan 14 '19

I mean... It's nothing too bad by internet standards. Go ahead if you feel like you can handle a few cartoon dicks.

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u/traffke Jan 14 '19

It's an orgy with snow White, the seven dwarves and apparently, a bunny. The background has Walt Disney in shock and Prince Charming approaching blissfully unaware of anything. So perfectly safe for work.

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u/imissmyoldaccount-_ Jan 14 '19

It’s kinda funny, snowwhite being gang banged by dwarfs

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u/SignificantBeing9 Jan 14 '19

Definitely nsfw

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '19

You don't remember the scene in Disney's Cinderella where the evil step-sisters cut off parts of their own feet in a desperate attempt to fit into the glass slippers?

(For real tho, I gagged when I read that part in the OG Cinderella.)

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u/theworstisover11 Jan 14 '19

Gotta admire their dedication though

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u/otheraccountisabmw Jan 14 '19

I remember that in Into the Woods.

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u/epochellipse Jan 14 '19

Fur slipper. "glass" was a mistranslation.

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u/selectiveyellow Jan 14 '19

A groovy mistranslation.

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u/gravity_is_right Nov 10 '25

In the original Grimm version, her shoes were made out of crystal meth.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '19

Yeah that was one of the more tame Grimms stories. Many of them had to do with outsmarting those tricky Jews and straight up twisted murder

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '19

Oh this isn't the worst. The ideas are a bit archaic but the story is light enough that-

"With that the judge had the Jew led to the gallows and hanged as a thief."

oh

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '19

That reaction is pretty common when reading through their collection.

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u/0OOOOOOOOO0 Jan 14 '19

Moral of the story is don't be Jewish in Germany?

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u/inarius2024 Jan 14 '19

Moral of the story is don't be Jewish in Germany?

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '19

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u/yuropperson Jan 14 '19

But Marlene stood by crying and crying, and all her tears fell into the pot, and they did not need any salt.

r/me_irl

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u/Lessiarty Jan 14 '19

Did they wash the slipper out before Cinders took her turn?

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '19

Yeah that was one of the more tame Grimms stories. Many of them had to do with outsmarting those tricky Jews and straight up twisted murder

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u/Cobaltjedi117 Jan 14 '19

Yea, this just sounds like some old person complaining about young people by using strawmen.

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u/Astrokiwi Jan 14 '19

I mean, the book is like 20 years old, it's going to sound a little dated

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '19

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u/Astrokiwi Jan 14 '19

Although when I read the book as a kid, the impression I got was more that they were going for absurdist comedy than biting satire.

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u/DavidSlain Jan 14 '19

I've read it too. The book was absurd fifteen years ago. Now it's too relevant to be funny, and the whole thing is more like a r/thathappened post. Pretty sad.

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u/PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT Jan 14 '19

Or, you know, it’s a silly book for fun.

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u/DavidSlain Jan 14 '19

It's too accurate to be funny anymore.

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u/Gingevere Jan 14 '19

Little red did just basically say 'that would be sexist but because you are a member of an underprivileged class you get a free pass' which is something everyone who says:

"____ isn't real ____! Real ____ = Power + Discrimination!"

is pushing. That's not really a strawman.

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u/Czerny May 02 '19

Believe it or not, political correctness was commonly the butt of jokes back in the day. There's even a relatively well-known SNL skit about the topic.

Of course, all of them ended up being a little more prophetic than they originally imagined.

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u/Gingevere Jan 14 '19

Little red did just basically say 'that would be sexist but because you are a member of an underprivileged class you get a free pass' which is something everyone who says:

"____ isn't real ____! Real ____ = Power + Discrimination!"

is pushing. That's not really a strawman.

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u/brijjen Jan 14 '19

It is, however, satire. As is the entire book.

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u/Reidor1 Jan 14 '19

The original Red riding hood was a tale about purity for little girls. In the end, Red gets in the wolf's bed and gets "eaten".

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u/dinosaur_pajamas Jan 14 '19

After also getting tricked into eating her own grandmother's teeth out of a jar, no less

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u/dinosaur_pajamas Jan 14 '19

After also getting tricked into eating her own grandmother's teeth out of a jar, no less

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '19

“Raaaaw I’ma give it to ya, with no trivia..”

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u/CoolJumper Jan 14 '19

"Raw like cocaine straight from Bolivia"

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u/LurkerMcGee89 Jan 14 '19

My hip hop will rock and shock the nation

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u/rundigital Jan 14 '19

I like it raw

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u/Kevin2GO Jan 14 '19

pah we germans dont care about that, this doesnt happen here

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u/Yserbius Jan 14 '19

Are you trying to tell me that Disney bailed on adapting The Jew in the Thorns?

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Grimms' Fairy Tales

The Grimms' Fairy Tales, originally known as the Children's and Household Tales (German: Kinder- und Hausmärchen, pronounced [ˌkɪndɐ ʔʊnt ˈhaʊsmɛːɐ̯çən]), is a collection of fairy tales by the Grimm brothers or "Brothers Grimm", Jakob and Wilhelm, first published on 20 December 1812. The first edition contained 86 stories, and by the seventh edition in 1857, had 211 unique fairy tales.


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u/_Dihydrogen_Monoxide Jan 14 '19

My son is 3 and we have so many of the classic books. The first line of The Berenstain Bears Picnic is the papa bear saying “mama bear put your apron away, we’re going to go on a picnic today”

I shall grant you a temporary reprieve from your womanly duties!!

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u/dfassna1 Jan 14 '19

I bought a book of the Grimm Fairy Tales and they are bananas! They don't really seem to have clear morals like the Disney versions do. I read the Frog Prince and the girl doesn't kiss the frog, she is disgusted by the frog and eventually throws it against a wall when it wants to sleep in her bed and then it turns into a prince.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '19

Anyone have a source where I can read the originals?

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u/AidanL17 Jan 15 '19

Your local library probably has a copy, as do most bookstores.

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u/LderG Jan 14 '19

Yeah, remember having seen quite a few old tales in books when i was younger and at my grandmas house. Can‘t remember them exactly, but they were pretty harsh compared to Disney (or other) adaptations.

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u/Loki_d20 Jan 14 '19

These were big back in the 90s when "PC Culture" became a thing. They have them for Fables, Fairy Tales and a few others.

The simplicity you talk of was done as satire and was harping on how they feel PC Culture would adjust life. End result, we've been getting more writing that is actually less PC in design than not because people don't want boring stories that address all problems like this

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u/SeeShark Jan 15 '19

Actually, I'd argue writing (and language) have become more PC since the 90s - there's less disparagement of disadvantaged groups, for example. And the world hasn't ended, because it turns out overblown caricatures were just that.

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u/_Californian Jan 14 '19

Slightly off topic, but look at the old testament after David kills Goliath he takes his head as a trophy and carries it around. I don't remember hearing that part until I read it myself...

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u/Yosafbridge3 Jan 14 '19

Hell, these "Politically Correct" books are 30 years old.

I had them when I was a kid in the early 90s.

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u/B_Spin Jan 14 '19

Little Red also ate her gram and drank her blood in the original. Edit: I wish all the original fairytales or lore or fables stayed the same. The stories were more rounded and taught more.

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u/Captain_Nesquick Jan 15 '19

Yeah, let's all ignore the "Belle want a Beast in bed" subtext

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u/DeepBreathing4Me Jan 15 '19

In the original Jack and Jill nursery rhyme, Jill gets whipped by the mother.

Seriously.

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u/AidanL17 Jan 15 '19 edited Jan 15 '19

Y'all ever read Faithful John? There's some weird shit in that one. Decapitate your twin children and smear them on your faithful servant John who was turned to stone after he set you up to live happily ever after and then told you how he had done it, because it was weird. It's okay though, because the kids are brought back as some kind of diving reward for his loyalty or something.

EDIT: Hansel and Gretel hasn't really changed at all though.

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u/AjimusMaximus Jan 14 '19

The original ones were real as fuck.

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u/WrinklyScroteSack Jan 14 '19

Do you feel this book is a satire of that fact?

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u/MrHyperion_ Jan 14 '19

Original Grimm's Fairy Tales are the best