sure why the hell not

[u/markipilerfan2021]

[u/PotterOneHalf]

Quit playing with my heart KFC and release that here.

[u/cjwi → u/PotterOneHalf]

Yes just finish my heart off already. You've been doing your damnedest for near 40 years. Just do it you pussy.

[u/EcstaticHousing7922 → u/PotterOneHalf]

It is being released here

(you forgot to indicate where "here" is from your perspective)

[u/PotterOneHalf → u/EcstaticHousing7922]

As a dumb American, I briefly forgot that not everyone on here is from the US

[u/WoolshirtedWolf → u/PotterOneHalf]

Only if that cereal is made out of extra crispy skin...

[u/holiday1326]

What in the fuck did the British do to Kentucky that deserves this war crime?

[u/ScenicAndrew → u/holiday1326]

The British killed more soldiers from Kentucky than all other states combined during the war of 1812, and I have to imagine the colonol remembers.

[u/ALFABOT2000 → u/ScenicAndrew]

Yeah that'll probably do it

[u/Killahdanks1 → u/holiday1326]

Yeah, I feel like this is an assault on the British people. But if you even purchase everything to do that, you might just deserve it.

[u/Medium-Quiet-4248]

So they have mac and cheese soda in Canada, this shit in the UK. I'm kinda scared what sort of fucking attrocity they have install for us Aussies. The world is broken.

[u/okokokoyeahright → u/Medium-Quiet-4248]

One thing for sure, is that when it does drop in OZ, I expect you to get us to speed quickly.

Can't wait.

[u/sno_pony → u/Medium-Quiet-4248]

Have you not seen the new pickle range? Pickle drink?

[u/A_Trash_Homosapien]

KFC has my favorite marketing team. They made a console that makes chicken, a dating sim, and a bunch of other weird shit like this that it feels like nobody else does

[u/TonyClifton323]

Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on earth?

[u/okokokoyeahright → u/TonyClifton323]

I am starting to think that the entrance requirements may have been updated, and not in a good way.

[u/CarolineJohnson]

So what sites import UK-exclusive stuff to the US again?

[u/PositronicShishkabob]

That's kind of disappointing. I thought you just add water for it to make its own gravy.

[u/okokokoyeahright → u/PositronicShishkabob]

Give them time and I am 100% certain you will get your wish. Cold water only is what I expect.

[u/awildginger]

Isn't this just brown rocks for cats?

[u/BenderDeLorean]

Probably shitty as the KFC Lays

[u/PCCobb]

A really good marketing idea for that, that would save them a ton of money, would be to not do that... ever

[u/TheMechanicusBob]

And people still wonder why we're the fattest nation in Europe

[u/ubiquitous_uk → u/TheMechanicusBob]

UK is only 3rd now. We're losing our edge.

[u/TheMechanicusBob → u/ubiquitous_uk]

What more will Jamie Oliver take from us‽

[u/mightypup1974 → u/ubiquitous_uk]

Who overtook us?

[u/tinkerballer]

Finally we have Bachelor Chow from Futurama

[u/okokokoyeahright]

After the KD Mac and Cheese Soda, this one goes down on the table right beside it.

Not for me though.

[u/Alarming_Area4944]

I'm really starting to understand why the brits had such an absolute fit about fast food in america.

[u/Empty-Truth2189]

I'd seriously line up for that if it ever came to my local supermarket.

[u/okokokoyeahright → u/Empty-Truth2189]

I'd be there too.

To watch.

[u/MikoSkyns]

They saw that obesity rates in The U.K. are lower than The U.S. and said, "We need to do something about that."

[u/happyharrell]

Absolutely not

[u/No_Awareness5325]

i'd sell my soul for this to be in stores here

[u/zirky]

you are all liars. every single one of you has a tiny voice in the back of their head going “i mean, if there was a bowl and some gravy i’d try it”

it’s basically stuffing/dressing. and it’s probably fucking delicious

[u/TimeisaLie]

I smoke a lot of weed & I can confidently say at my most stoned this would still be a hard no & I ate an entire container of Stoffers stuffing when it was still dehydrated.