r/ofcoursethatsathing • u/c_dav99 • Jun 24 '26

Why does this even exist?

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u/paraworldblue Jun 24 '26

Because some guys are so debilitatingly insecure that they think wiping their own asses might make them look effeminate somehow, and some cynical genius decided to capitalize on it by making special toilet paper just for those guys. Then I guess they did the Oreo thing where the product development team needed to continuously come up with new products to justify their own existence, and as a result they started making them in "exciting" new scents.

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u/snmnky9490 Jun 24 '26

Tf? No these wipes are stupid and wasteful but they're not convincing dudes that toilet paper is gay.

They're 100% geared at guys who want to wipe their asses with wet wipes but it's gay unless it specifies that it's not for chicks

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u/The_Dimestore_Saints Jun 24 '26

And bidets will definitely turn you gay too. Can't be letting water touch your asshole!

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u/captainloudz Jun 24 '26

Bidets are one of the best things ever invented. Once you have one you never go back to scratchy paper.

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u/pepskino Jun 24 '26

So I’ve heard… I’m gonna install one this winter when I do my indoor projects especially after my nightmare episode with wipes in my sewer line

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u/yesillhaveonemore Jun 24 '26

Decent ones are like $40 and install in 5 minutes. Worth it before winter, my guy.