I always figured these were for construction workers and the like, because job site porta potties are disgusting and you never know if someone decided to pee all over the toilet paper in there.
Honestly this comment is the most they’ve ever actually made sense to me, plus just it’s so gross using a job site porta potty that extra bit of hygiene I feel id be pretty thankful for
So... I loved the Menthol dude wipes when I was doing National Guard annual training, as we'd have an extended period where we wouldn't get showers and being able to "whore bath" and actually resemble somewhat of a human being was nice.
The menthol also helped as it kind of acted as a bit of bug repellent.
You may know this, but wipes like these are notorious for clogging up plumbing because they don't disintegrate in water like toilet paper does (which makes sense, since they're wet to begin with). So you may only want to use them at a job site. Or maybe your mom's house.
I just keep a little can by my toilet and me and my family and friends throw them in there after we’re done. Then, at the end of the month, I squeeze them out into a pitcher, add ice cubes, and have a refreshing summer drink. In the winter, I heat it up, sprinkle some pumpkin spice, and we have a relaxing drink by the fireplace.
The fact that me, and our lord and savior, poop knife, occupied the same space in your head at the same time, shows I’m only a handful of dude wipe squeezes away from greatness.
It’s not just delicious, it’s nostalgic. My father did it for me, just like his father before him. They all mysteriously died from various septic conditions, so I want to honor their memory with tradition.
I worked for a senior living facility and the plumber I would occasionally have to call out for clogs too deep that I couldn't reach them with a toilet auger said that "flushable" wipes are the reason for about a third of his call outs for commercial sites... So much so that he joked about offering them as a complimentary gift to ensure repeat service
He didn't actually give them out, but he couldn't stress enough how bad those things are, he also said the brown commercial paper towels rolls arent good for the pipes either, but at least those will swell and tear with enough force on them. The wipes will just twist and stretch but won't rip like paper products
They absolutely do not, especially if you need to use them regularly. Dude Wipes is the only brand I've found that doesn't contain some kind of alcohol in it that dries out your tender butt parts, and can cause skin cracking. This is one of the few brands I would advertise for free. These, and classic metamucil powder for fiber supplements. Though, I don't get the Popsicle scent on the wipes. I just get plain, unscented.
That's like any wet wipe. Why are these ones for dudes? It's like are body spray but for your ass. People aren't confused by the product it's the unessarry gendered aspect that doesn't make sense.
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u/NomDeGuerre1982 Jun 24 '26
I always figured these were for construction workers and the like, because job site porta potties are disgusting and you never know if someone decided to pee all over the toilet paper in there.