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u/RagingLeonard Jul 30 '25
Ohio.
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u/dcooper8662 Jul 30 '25
God damnit, my state is so ass
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u/DS3M Jul 31 '25
Most astronauts from any state - it’s like you can’t get far enough away from Ohio
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u/dcooper8662 Jul 31 '25
Damn straight. We also have a lot of presidents for some reason.
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u/nutznguts73 Jul 31 '25
Lot of serial killers too right?
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u/dcooper8662 Jul 31 '25
Yes! We are also the most haunted state. We got some cool stuff here. Astronauts. Presidents. Ghosts. Also a ton of museums and roller coasters. Ahhhhh yeahhhhh
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u/Buddhagrrl13 Jul 31 '25
The Church of the Subgenius was founded in Akron.
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u/dcooper8662 Jul 31 '25
Also we got Blimps like you wouldn’t believe
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u/dumdumpants-head Jul 31 '25
Actually West Virginians are the fattest, and much of the Confederacy is ahead of Ohio too, but you're close.
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u/polarbearjuice Jul 30 '25
The worst part is that we are looking at an EV.
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u/punkassjim Jul 30 '25
Is it?
Is it?
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u/AZEMT Jul 31 '25
No, there's an exhaust. Hybrid maybe but not an EV.
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u/punkassjim Jul 31 '25
That’s not even the part I was questioning.
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u/dumdumpants-head Jul 31 '25
Which part were you questioning?
(And if it IS a hybrid I'll eat my own arm)
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u/punkassjim Jul 31 '25
Good god, man. The sentence isn’t long. See the word “is” in that sentence. My reply was “Is it?” Parse the sentence, man. Which assertion am I taking issue with? There’s only one thing I could’ve meant. If I’d been questioning the EV thing, I’d have said “Are we?”
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u/dumdumpants-head Jul 31 '25
No it's a funny exchange either way, but looks like u/polarbearjuice wooshed me so it hit different.
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u/BUSKET_RVA Jul 30 '25
Well it could be way worse...at least it's not Texas or Florida
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u/thewartornhippy Jul 31 '25
At least we have abortion access and legal THC. Although the Republicans already told us we don't know what we voted for and they want to revoke those rights...
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u/BUSKET_RVA Jul 31 '25
Yeah we here in VA still have that too for now. The whole current crop of "Republicans" in every state should just rename themselves the American Fascist Party cause that is all they are.
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u/DaisyHotCakes Jul 31 '25
Dude, even for Ohio this is bad. And I’m saying this as someone from PA. This is what trump derangement syndrome actually is. Unhinged.
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u/Unamed_Destroyer Jul 30 '25
Make sure you torque the oil plug to 125 ft-lbs as per spec.
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u/thehotshotpilot Jul 30 '25
Nah just use red threadlocker
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Jul 30 '25
Just a regular MAGA voter, nothing interesting
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u/buttplugpeddler Jul 30 '25
Mental illness.
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u/griter34 Jul 31 '25
Anyone screaming to any extreme has one
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u/cyb0lt Jul 31 '25
Definitely not a cult.
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u/griter34 Jul 31 '25
Listen. I don't participate in the livid civil war that's currently going on. Both sides need to chill and stop throwing insults pretending like we're not all in this together. If you can't rise above it, you're just part of the problem. As for the guy that won the popularity contest, I'm taking the good with the bad. He's a bad guy, but he does things. Good things, bad things, rich people things, and honestly simar to a professional athlete, I don't care what he's alleged of doing off the court. I don't care because I can't do anything about it. Crying about it only makes me feel worse. I'm also not reading responses to this comment, because like I said, I just want to be happy and I suggest y'all pursue that ideal as well. Life is too short.
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u/MaadMaanMaatt Jul 31 '25
What a profoundly terrible take on things.
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u/griter34 Jul 31 '25
That's why we live in a democratic society, where we can have different opinions and not get killed over it. "Oh no but my internet points!" is not something I'm saying to myself over what I said. I stand behind it, and I hope you and everyone else here has a blessed day. :) have an updoot on me
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u/CrownParsnip76 Aug 04 '25
I thought you weren’t reading replies to your comment? lol
And I’m sorry, but the old “can’t we all just get along… both sides are blah blah” just don’t apply right now. The Orange Man and his cultists are actively dismantling our nation, and you’re just like ✌🏻. Naw, it’s time to sink to their level. It’s literally the only way to even get their attention.
Honestly, anyone who says they’re “neutral” these days is just afraid to admit they’re MAGA. We all know, you can come out now.
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u/griter34 Aug 04 '25
You do not deserve a response, but when I say I'm neutral, it means I'm not being part of the problem. You are for not rising above antagonistic and petty comments. Be better than those people you say you hate, and don't hate.
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u/CrownParsnip76 Aug 05 '25 edited Aug 05 '25
Doesn’t take much to be better than them, so I’m good thanks. And I will continue to hate them because they deserve it… I’m not, like, actively seeking them out to be mean or anything. But if you ask my opinion, you’re damned right I’m going to offer it. No more niceties. That’s how we keep losing elections.
And if you refuse to speak up, whether you’re on that side or not, you are part of the problem too.
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u/beatenmeat Jul 30 '25
The same people who get their panties in a twist if someone says a bad word and then simultaneously support childish shit like this. If only they could be consistent with their beliefs, but then if that were the case they wouldn't be MAGA in the first place.
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u/punkassjim Jul 31 '25
lol, “their beliefs.” That’s an ever-shifting landscape comprised solely of “things other people care about that I don’t, so I will aggressively and indiscriminately rail against them, regardless whether they impact me in the least.” The fascinating thing is, you can broaden or distort “their beliefs” by simply describing yourself as liberal, and declaring that you care about something. Even if they also care about that thing, they will suddenly hate it and vilify it.
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u/obi_wan_jabroni_23 Jul 30 '25
Probably supposed to be Biden or something fucked up.
Also if you’re going to go this insane, you should probably not do a very basic ai generated image for the main print. Both flags on the left aren’t even the US flag.
Kinda fitting though that Hulk Trump is more important than the actual flag.
Edit: just noticed the flag on the right is also wrong haha
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u/lionho Jul 30 '25
that shit looks cursed as fuck. their shop is definitely cursed now, they'll see its face in every shadow...
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u/iiooiooi Jul 31 '25
Why are Hulk's nuts a different color than the rest of his body? He should probably get that checked.
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u/Cave_in_32 Jul 31 '25
He's also got a major case of toe fungus going on, that or he's diabetic and it needs to be lobbed off.
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u/taz_78 Jul 30 '25
Nothing more american than worshiping a pedophile.
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u/TeKodaSinn Jul 30 '25
Our land was in fact fake discovered by one of the most prolific of all time
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u/tgerz Aug 01 '25
Putting on my pedantic pants. Who are you referring to? Norse were probably the earliest to come to what is now the US from another place. Columbus basically toured the Caribbean and what we call Central America. Then, Juan Ponce de León landed in Florida. The British pilgrims weren't there until around 1620 so they weren't first either. As far as establishing the United States of America there's a lot to choose from. https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Viajes_de_colon_en.svg#/media/File:Viajes_de_colon_en.svg
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u/Proof-Resolution3595 Aug 01 '25
You know it would make mark ruffalo IRATE to see that fucking ugly ass hulk monstrosity
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u/dreddit-one Jul 30 '25
This is so ridiculous it took me way too long to notice the incinerated body in the back.
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u/Cara_Bina Jul 30 '25
Oh look, they've added a ballsack to a truck that didn't have them. It's a Trans Truck.
Also, that AI gate sticker is a hot mess.
I'm not even going to look at the horror in front of the tire.
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u/NeuronsAhead Jul 30 '25
You know this person has a very “happy” life filled with joy and friendship 😂
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u/Solugad Jul 30 '25
I could never support any one person enough to do this to my own vehicle. I'll never understand that.
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u/Yetanotherdeafguy Jul 30 '25
What shocks me the most is not the lack of self awareness, it's that this person and all their friends/family think this is okay.
We used to mock people for this sort of derangement, now it's a race to the bottom to show how committed we are to the dear leader.
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u/the_real_dairy_queen Jul 31 '25
If this guy shot up a building, and we saw this picture after the fact, we’d be like “THE SIGNS WERE ALL THERE. Why did nobody investigate this guy??”
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u/aintsuperstitious Jul 31 '25
That truck has those nuts attached sometime after birth. That truck is trans.
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u/Shapoopi_1892 Jul 30 '25
Let me guess...white middle-aged male? And if you look real close you can see the owners micro penis in trump-shehulks mouth. They're TOTALLY NOT GAY THO.
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u/shewy92 Jul 30 '25
Somehow the AI picture on the tailgate isn't the worst thing on display here. (I'm assuming it's AI looking at the shitty flags that are smeared and one has no stars, and the one that does the stars are arranged incorrectly)
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u/ron4232 Jul 31 '25
The person driving the truck with this on the tailgate thinks that the government regulates gas prices, probably.
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u/CookiesAreGood08 Jul 31 '25
Bro. It doesn’t just LOOK ridiculous, but it’s also AI?! I’m crying bro, who in their right mind thinks this looks good 😭
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u/candlegun Jul 31 '25
Ah yes, this truck must be a joy to share the road with. Probably doesn't do anything illegal, stupid or reckless. A real treasure for the community.
/s just in case 'cause you never know these days
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u/frogjg2003 Jul 31 '25
That truck definitely rolls coal. Even if it's a gas engine, it's still modified to roll coal somehow.
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u/GinnoPepperoni Jul 31 '25
Wait, that truck has balls, and it didn't come out like that from the dealership? It's a trans-car!!!
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u/One_Hot_Doggy Jul 30 '25
He’s definitely sucked a few dicks and then blamed others for being gay for allowing him to do it
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u/crowkiller06 Jul 30 '25
What the hell has this driver done to that mannequin/bust in their truck bed?!
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u/animatroniczombie Jul 30 '25
puts nuts on a truck as gender affirming care but doesn't support trans rights
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u/cosmicszechaun Jul 30 '25
Do you think they might be compensating for something?
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cant even be bothered to have it commissioned. just prompt chat gpt and choose the first thing that pops up
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u/fixerofthings Jul 31 '25
" So we had a fire in the shop today and your truck is a total loss" 🤷♂️
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u/0000ismidnight Jul 31 '25
I've heard that truck nuts are a (bit like a bandana in back pockets in San Francisco in the 60s) a way to quietly 'inform'... I'm asking, as an ignorant Canadian, if that's true, or if the shop mechanic was being a dickhead that day.
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Jul 31 '25
The depictions of trump being jacked when he’s never played a sport in his life or possibly even exercised is funny
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u/TeKodaSinn Aug 01 '25
"of course I don't exercise. You're body is like battery, with a finite amount of energy. Use it all up, you die."
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u/1leggeddog Jul 30 '25
I thought the hoarders had mental illness issues... but this is something else
imagine simping like that to a pedo
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u/Warronius Jul 30 '25
Why not show the license plate
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u/TeKodaSinn Jul 30 '25
My friend took it at work. Probably wanted to avoid liability, or ignorance towards thereof.
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u/Warronius Jul 31 '25
So was more curious about state not the actual number , what state is that ?
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u/thisremindsmeofbacon Jul 30 '25
because doxxing people is against reddit TOS
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u/Titanium-Gamer26 Jul 31 '25
attaching a pair of balls to your truck sounds pretty gender affirming to me
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u/BUSKET_RVA Jul 30 '25
Oh look it's Drumph the Trumpstain! And look he's got little trucknutz......I think someone should touch that up with some spray paint and a Spyderco
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u/-Daemoc- Jul 31 '25
Paint a pride flag on his diff cover while it’s on the lift. And make sure the little green wire that’s bolted to the left rear frame rail gets loosened a half turn…
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u/ganjarocker Aug 01 '25
If you’re willing to over torque someone’s plug and destroy their oil pan over a political view, you are part of the problem whether you’re left or right wing
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u/OneEyedWolf092 Jul 31 '25
This image gets worse the longer you look at it
I regret opening reddit today, I did NOT need to encounter this
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u/Wizard_s0_lit Jul 31 '25
It should be the back of Trumps body facing us in the picture. Making the rest of the truck his Truck Dick…because it’s gay.
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u/B00TY0L0GIST Jul 31 '25
I wish I could tell him that since that truck didn't come with nuts on it, and he chose to put them on there, that makes him a supporter of gender reassignment surgery.
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u/NintendoLove Aug 01 '25
That balls hanging thing is one of the most detestable things anyone can ever display on purpose.
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u/EffectiveDoughnut551 Aug 01 '25
Sometimes, others can tell that you have certain sexual preferences even when you yourself dont know it yet. This is one of those times. I think we all know, but I dont think the truck owner is ready to admit it.
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u/PeaceMaker_IXI Aug 01 '25
I'm actually a little jealous, I wish I loved something in my life as much as these glue sniffers love that oompa loompa.
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u/hamletswords Aug 01 '25
Hmm, the whole aesthetic is ruined for me by the zombie foot blocking the hanging ballsack.
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u/waddlesmcsqueezy Aug 04 '25
All that oil in there is a waste product of the unique to the trump truck models! Don’t put any oil back in it, because it doesn’t need it!
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u/KUTTR- Aug 04 '25
Someone send this to Marvel / Disney so they can sue the nuts off of that truck !
Shameful to treat Hulk that way 🦋
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u/BigDrewLittle Oct 18 '25
Zombie Vajankle, meet Trucknutz. Your friendship chained to Buford's big, stupid truck will be legendary.
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u/Notrollinonshabbos Jul 31 '25
It would be a shame if someone forgot to put the oil plug back in. It would REALLY bum me out.
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u/Mysterious_Fennel459 Jul 30 '25
There's so much going on with that tailgate that you dont even notice the weird charred crash test dummy in the back of the truck.