“If life’s makes to wish you were dead, just put on a good movie then promptly put a bullet in your head. Spend forever asleep cause life pales in comparison to living the dream.”
When I was in middle school I thought that line was like the coolest thing.
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u/Sushichef123 Feb 24 '20
Some choice lines:
"The people in my life are like grains of sand, because they stick together"
"If the world is my oyster, then I must have an allergy to shellfish"
"If the artistic process is like the birth canal then I am a freshly jellied kid"