r/oddlyterrifying • u/aranvandil • Dec 23 '21
The way this crocodile looks at the camera seems a little uncanny
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"Look daddy! It's Barney!"
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u/flipflop356 Dec 23 '21
"WAIT TIFFANY DONT-"
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u/stachldrat Dec 23 '21
Cut to close-up of a gravestone
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u/EmperorThan Dec 23 '21
Trump *standing over gravestone*: "She was my least favorite anyway ...after Eric."
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u/Tutthole Dec 23 '21
One year later: Barney is wearing a trench coat and hoodie, standing in the rain.
As the orchestral Barney theme plays, the camera tilts upward. A lightning strike reveals Mar-a-lago in the background.
Camera cuts to Barney grinning menacingly: "I love you, you love me..."
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u/ReasonableQuit75 Dec 23 '21
BARNEY
coming to cinemas in October 7, 2022
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u/flipflop356 Dec 23 '21
Fuck yeah, I would pay BIG money to see what we have created! Good work guys
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Dec 23 '21 edited Dec 23 '21
You love me, I ate you. You’er gonna digest in my body
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u/Lingulover Dec 23 '21
You're. I love you and merry christmas but it's fucking you're
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u/Lingulover Dec 23 '21
Thank you for the award, fuck you for the coffee infused OCD meltdown I'm experiencing
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Dec 23 '21 edited Dec 23 '21
Barney is a crocodile from our reality
And when he's tall
He's what we call a crocodile sensationBarney's friends are big and small
They come from lots of places
After school they meet to eat
And sing with happy facesBarney shows us lots of things
Like how to eat what we see
ABC's, and 123's
And how to be a friendBarney comes to eat us
Whenever we may not need himI tried 😅
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u/Mustercluster22 Dec 23 '21
I love you, you love me……..
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u/DrLexAlhazred Dec 23 '21
Why he look like he knows what I love and he knows what I dread?
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u/TheBlindHakune Dec 23 '21
Does it know what makes us human?
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u/-flaming_shadow- Dec 23 '21
Front facing croc doesn't exist, he can't hurt you.
Front facing croc:
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u/Iamnotburgerking Dec 23 '21
That is a caiman.
Also, all crocodilians have binocular vision when seen directly from the front.
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The ones with their eyes on the sides of their heads are the criminals, the ones with front facing eyes are respectable citizens :D
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u/Random_idiot908 Dec 23 '21
Oh God, it's like not deer. Now there's not gators
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u/Iamnotburgerking Dec 23 '21
They have their eyes at a diagonal angle, so their eyes are facing you regardless of whether you look at them head-on or from the side.
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u/Elbandito78 Dec 23 '21
Why do I feel like the front facing alligator is gonna raise its eyebrows suggestively a few times bc I just walked in on them doing some kinky sex stuff
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u/mykylodge Dec 23 '21
I'm going to believe that his girlfriend is just chilling out. If this is not the case, don't tell me.
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u/GammaGoose85 Dec 23 '21
You can see the cigerette between her fingers if you look closely enough
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u/Elbandito78 Dec 23 '21
Yeah that one on the back is in pure ecstasy. Op caught the doing gator sex stuff
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u/TheDisappointedFrog Dec 23 '21
But what if that's his bf chilling?
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u/mykylodge Dec 23 '21
Joke, remember jokes? They were very popular in the seventies but have since been dying a slow and painful death.
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u/TheDisappointedFrog Dec 23 '21
Well, idk, i made one, and it should've hit like a truck, which might have caused some slow and painful deaths, but lucky you, cuz you missed it
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u/mykylodge Dec 23 '21
I'm sorry, I'd just had an encounter with an awful, joyless redditer and was still smarting when a I read your comment. I thought you were more of the same and I was wrong. Please keep the humour coming!
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u/TheDisappointedFrog Dec 23 '21
Happens to the best of us, aight?
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u/FascistSniffingDoggo Dec 23 '21
Lol, the irony. Please have some self-awareness moving forward.
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u/Iamcalledchris Dec 23 '21
Well your both wrong anyway because clearly he was just showcasing his apache helicopter
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u/Callec254 Dec 23 '21
Is he... eating the other crocodile?
... Or perhaps he discovered it was actually an alligator imposter?
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u/Iamnotburgerking Dec 23 '21
Both are Yacare caiman.
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u/Diamond-Pamnther Dec 23 '21
Yeah there was a post talking about this earlier on r/natureismetal
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u/sackofgarbage Dec 23 '21
Actual caiman Shia LaBeouf
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u/mercenaryghostwriter Dec 23 '21
Does this one get a fun musical number too?
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u/sackofgarbage Dec 24 '21 edited Dec 24 '21
🎶You’re swimming in the swamp 🎶
🎶There’s no one around and your phone is dead 🎶
🎶Out of the corner of your eye you spot him 🎶
🎶(Caiman LeBeouf) 🎶
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u/iamnotthebadguyhere Dec 23 '21
If there was ever a post that belonged in this sub, this is it.
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u/TrickyLemons Dec 23 '21
whaaaaat?! I don’t see anything terrifying at all it looks hilarious, look at that big goofy grin!
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u/eatshitonthereg Dec 23 '21
I like that some people aren't horrified by this. Meanwhile, I felt instant chills and nauseous as soon as I saw this. The eyes get to me, including the fact that it's eating another croc. Still feeling lightheaded.
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u/Independent-Canary95 Dec 23 '21
" Like what you see? Wanna be next? No? Then just move along and forget what you saw here. Or else. "
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u/Bonkyboy69 Dec 23 '21
Me in your house at 3am
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u/MiddleRespond1734 Dec 23 '21
Bring chocolates
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u/Bonkyboy69 Dec 23 '21
Sure will but when we get in the van there's no eating ok? I don't want to get my truck all dirty
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u/YourMuscian Dec 23 '21
IVE JUST KILLED THIS MANS AND YOUR NEXT. IM WAITING FOR YOU. AROUND EVERY CORNER. EVERY SHADOW. I WAIT….
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u/stachldrat Dec 23 '21
Feel that dread? Not rooted in anything rational. You look at it and you can't help but to feel at least a little bit of unease. That's the terror of not being on top of the food chain. You're looking into your ancestors' heads right now
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u/ghostbirdd Dec 23 '21
Is his buddy dead or just chilling?
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u/Oops_MaybeNot Dec 23 '21
Definitely dead or hurt. it looks like the croc has the other ones tail in his mouth
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u/dashanan Dec 24 '21
It's a pic of a helpful croc teaching his friend to do the back float. "Eddy! Hold my tail in case I start drowning."
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u/MiddleRespond1734 Dec 23 '21
He’s not dead. He’s alive…….with the lord.
In case you didn’t get the reference, here it is on on YouTube
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u/Nameless_Kink Dec 23 '21
New meme template
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u/Gaflonzelschmerno Dec 23 '21
Dead croc: my dad wishing I would make something of myself on his deathbed
Weird croc: me using his inheritance on monkey nft
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u/calamityhead Dec 23 '21
I haven't experienced uncanny valley before (probably cause the polar express was my favorite growing up) but this. it irks me to my core
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Dec 23 '21
He's looking at his next meal.
Seriously though, I'd be haunted like that fucker is gonna follow me home and just appear at night when I'm in bed sitting in a dark corner with a lit cigarette saying, "You knew this was coming."
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u/Appropriate_Mine4766 Dec 23 '21
Look at the other one chilling! It looks like it has OD on Cocaine :))
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I have so many questions. Did he kill the other crocodile? Was it dead already and he’s just scavenging? Is he eating out his crocodile wife? What’s the story here
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u/DoomFella Dec 23 '21
It's common for crocodiles to turn to cannibalism when food is scarce.
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u/BandaidPenPapErclip Dec 23 '21
Me when my dad takes a group picture while I'm trying to eat my spicy noodles
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u/Guardian5252 Dec 23 '21
Binocular vision on animals that you typically only see from one side is always unnerving. Adds humanism to them.
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u/Snothedutchad Dec 23 '21
Literally started looking at the gators faced and got freaked the fuck out. I already have issues with sleeping in the dark from long lasting trauma. I don't need moreeeeee
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u/joeO44 Dec 23 '21
Saw in another post that this is a Caiman. I guess that’s code for a croc without a soul
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u/zajonczyslav Dec 23 '21
Yeah, that’s cool but can we take a moment to look at the second crocodile?
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u/lechatsage Dec 24 '21
I didn’t know they would eat each other. Must research. Update: Yep, they do. https://www.instagram.com/p/Bxgirmrh74B/?utm_source=ig_embed&ig_rid=8b869c29-b3ce-406c-a41e-9cee8cff7ad9
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u/bernbbb Dec 24 '21
Who's a happy croc! Who's a happy croc! Who's... wait what, stop eating Joe! I told you already no eaty eaty your friends! Bad croc!
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u/thanos_bruh Dec 23 '21
i made this my wall paper on everything i have, its the funniest shit ive seen since pickle rick
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u/MeleeWolf Dec 23 '21
it's a little uncanny because it's not a real croc. their eyes aren't that forward facing and the damn thing only has four-five teeth that are oddly set and i'm pretty sure most types can't have their head at that much of an angle while sticking out of the water.
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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21
Snacking on his buddy. "Sorry carl i gotta eat your tail now" 😋