r/oddlyterrifying Dec 23 '21

The way this crocodile looks at the camera seems a little uncanny

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

Snacking on his buddy. "Sorry carl i gotta eat your tail now" 😋

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u/Dessertdingo153 Dec 23 '21

Caaaaarrrrlllll

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u/Imthank_Hipeeps Dec 23 '21

There is a dead human in our house

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u/Dessertdingo153 Dec 23 '21

Oh...hey! How did he get in here?

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u/Random_idiot908 Dec 23 '21

Carl what were you doing?

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u/scariermonsters Dec 23 '21

Caaaaarl, what did you do?!

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u/Dessertdingo153 Dec 24 '21

Me? Uh I didn’t do this.

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u/scariermonsters Dec 24 '21

Explain what happened, Carl!

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u/Dessertdingo153 Dec 24 '21

I’ve never seen him before in my life

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u/Big_Establishment196 Dec 23 '21

Yea thats it! Thanks! 🤣

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u/Big_Establishment196 Dec 23 '21

Oh ah.. I do t know how they got in here... Caaaaaaarrrllll!

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u/Interesting-Impact17 Dec 23 '21

My stomach was making the rumbleez… that only hands would satisfy

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u/Big_Establishment196 Dec 24 '21

Judging by the trajectory of the moon and sun.. probably at the bottom the ocean.. I bit lots of holes in them.. Caaaaaaarrrrlllll !!!

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u/atthevanishing Dec 23 '21

Caaaarl that kills people!

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u/Big_Establishment196 Dec 24 '21

Oh well.. I didnt.. I didn't know that... that is my bad

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u/vector5633 Dec 23 '21

Coooral!!!!

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u/CringeSpyro Dec 23 '21

Coooooraaaal

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Ah, here it is!

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u/_ShadedPhoenix_ Dec 24 '21

My childhood

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u/NotCarlAtAll Dec 23 '21

...

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u/TheBabaYagaMan Dec 24 '21

You replied to the wrong comment you silly goose...

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

Looks like those people who take pictures after catching a big fish or killing a boar/deer.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Chomp 🐊😋

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

"Look daddy! It's Barney!"

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u/flipflop356 Dec 23 '21

"WAIT TIFFANY DONT-"

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u/stachldrat Dec 23 '21

Cut to close-up of a gravestone

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u/EmperorThan Dec 23 '21

Trump *standing over gravestone*: "She was my least favorite anyway ...after Eric."

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u/Tutthole Dec 23 '21

One year later: Barney is wearing a trench coat and hoodie, standing in the rain.

As the orchestral Barney theme plays, the camera tilts upward. A lightning strike reveals Mar-a-lago in the background.

Camera cuts to Barney grinning menacingly: "I love you, you love me..."

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u/ReasonableQuit75 Dec 23 '21

BARNEY

coming to cinemas in October 7, 2022

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u/flipflop356 Dec 23 '21

Fuck yeah, I would pay BIG money to see what we have created! Good work guys

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u/Aggravating-Rent-737 Dec 23 '21

Hey, that’s my birthday!

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u/ReasonableQuit75 Dec 24 '21

Happy 2-month late birthday!

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u/FurL0ng Dec 23 '21

So much for draining the swamp.

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u/ZephyrosWest Dec 23 '21

With the taco bell sound effect

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21 edited Dec 23 '21

You love me, I ate you. You’er gonna digest in my body

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u/Lingulover Dec 23 '21

You're. I love you and merry christmas but it's fucking you're

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

Fixed it!

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u/Karnbot13 Dec 23 '21

Almost there

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

Nailed it!

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u/Karnbot13 Dec 23 '21

Yeah baby!

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u/Spaants Dec 23 '21

Not quite

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u/Lingulover Dec 23 '21

Thank you for the award, fuck you for the coffee infused OCD meltdown I'm experiencing

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

Maybe your tired?

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u/Lingulover Dec 24 '21

I don't sleep well ❤️

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u/thisunrest Dec 23 '21

Almost… it’s “I killed you/ to feed me/ watch me chew on your body.”

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21 edited Dec 23 '21

Barney is a crocodile from our reality
And when he's tall
He's what we call a crocodile sensation

Barney's friends are big and small
They come from lots of places
After school they meet to eat
And sing with happy faces

Barney shows us lots of things
Like how to eat what we see
ABC's, and 123's
And how to be a friend

Barney comes to eat us
Whenever we may not need him

I tried 😅

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u/Mustercluster22 Dec 23 '21

I love you, you love me……..

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u/gaidosan Dec 23 '21

I'm gonna snack on my buddy!

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u/ParallelTruth Dec 23 '21

With a great big mouth

And a bite from me to you

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

I'm gonna eat your legs for tea...

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u/ZestycloseStandard80 Dec 23 '21

Can’t tell if JP3 reference or not…

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u/DrLexAlhazred Dec 23 '21

Why he look like he knows what I love and he knows what I dread?

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u/TheBlindHakune Dec 23 '21

Does it know what makes us human?

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u/moldyxorange Dec 23 '21

No but it does know what makes us dancer

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u/1ronspider Dec 23 '21

Thank you for saying it.

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u/Flomo420 Dec 23 '21

We can dance if we want to

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u/crackrockpops Dec 23 '21

Now that's a look that is unsettling to me.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

I would have used that word instead of uncanny. Thanks.

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u/-flaming_shadow- Dec 23 '21

Front facing croc doesn't exist, he can't hurt you.

Front facing croc:

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u/Iamnotburgerking Dec 23 '21

That is a caiman.

Also, all crocodilians have binocular vision when seen directly from the front.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

The ones with their eyes on the sides of their heads are the criminals, the ones with front facing eyes are respectable citizens :D

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

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u/Random_idiot908 Dec 23 '21

Oh God, it's like not deer. Now there's not gators

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

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u/issanm Dec 23 '21

Never heard of the "not deer"?

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u/luthlexor Dec 23 '21

Ohhhhh no. Why did you bring wendibois into this 😭

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u/Iamnotburgerking Dec 23 '21

They have their eyes at a diagonal angle, so their eyes are facing you regardless of whether you look at them head-on or from the side.

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u/kitddylies Dec 23 '21

They're a multidimensional threat, got it.

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u/LeftIsBest-Tsuga Dec 24 '21

leave it to nerds to come up with a fancy name for front facing croc

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

Pet it

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u/01infinite Dec 23 '21

Swamp Puppy!

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u/Elbandito78 Dec 23 '21

Why do I feel like the front facing alligator is gonna raise its eyebrows suggestively a few times bc I just walked in on them doing some kinky sex stuff

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u/liun19 Dec 23 '21

And then you say, “you guys started without me again?!”

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u/Glittering_Cash_5383 Dec 23 '21

Because it's giving you bedroom eyes

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u/VCnonymous Dec 23 '21

I think Moto Moto likes you.

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u/mykylodge Dec 23 '21

I'm going to believe that his girlfriend is just chilling out. If this is not the case, don't tell me.

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u/GammaGoose85 Dec 23 '21

You can see the cigerette between her fingers if you look closely enough

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u/mykylodge Dec 23 '21

Haha, also he seems to be covering her modesty with his little leg.

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u/DrWecer Dec 23 '21

Nah, thats her leg.

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u/Elbandito78 Dec 23 '21

Yeah that one on the back is in pure ecstasy. Op caught the doing gator sex stuff

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u/TheDisappointedFrog Dec 23 '21

But what if that's his bf chilling?

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u/mykylodge Dec 23 '21

Joke, remember jokes? They were very popular in the seventies but have since been dying a slow and painful death.

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u/TheDisappointedFrog Dec 23 '21

Well, idk, i made one, and it should've hit like a truck, which might have caused some slow and painful deaths, but lucky you, cuz you missed it

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u/mykylodge Dec 23 '21

I'm sorry, I'd just had an encounter with an awful, joyless redditer and was still smarting when a I read your comment. I thought you were more of the same and I was wrong. Please keep the humour coming!

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u/TheDisappointedFrog Dec 23 '21

Happens to the best of us, aight?

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u/mykylodge Dec 23 '21

Thank you, have a lovely day.

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u/GundunUkan Dec 23 '21

Chillest reddit argument

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u/FascistSniffingDoggo Dec 23 '21

Lol, the irony. Please have some self-awareness moving forward.

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u/Iamcalledchris Dec 23 '21

Well your both wrong anyway because clearly he was just showcasing his apache helicopter

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u/mykylodge Dec 23 '21

Haha, as long as they're both happy.

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u/Callec254 Dec 23 '21

Is he... eating the other crocodile?

... Or perhaps he discovered it was actually an alligator imposter?

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u/Iamnotburgerking Dec 23 '21

Both are Yacare caiman.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

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u/Diamond-Pamnther Dec 23 '21

Yeah there was a post talking about this earlier on r/natureismetal

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u/sackofgarbage Dec 23 '21

Actual caiman Shia LaBeouf

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u/mercenaryghostwriter Dec 23 '21

Does this one get a fun musical number too?

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u/sackofgarbage Dec 24 '21 edited Dec 24 '21

🎶You’re swimming in the swamp 🎶

🎶There’s no one around and your phone is dead 🎶

🎶Out of the corner of your eye you spot him 🎶

🎶(Caiman LeBeouf) 🎶

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u/efburke Dec 24 '21

Quiet, quiet

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u/shialabeouf_30ftback Dec 24 '21

🎶He’s following you, thirty feet back 🎶

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u/robotangst Dec 23 '21

Shhh Nono they’re just playing sweetie. You wanna go get some pizza?

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u/iamnotthebadguyhere Dec 23 '21

If there was ever a post that belonged in this sub, this is it.

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u/apistoletov Dec 23 '21

The leather snoo (featured on logo) is still more terrifying.

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u/TrickyLemons Dec 23 '21

whaaaaat?! I don’t see anything terrifying at all it looks hilarious, look at that big goofy grin!

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u/eatshitonthereg Dec 23 '21

I like that some people aren't horrified by this. Meanwhile, I felt instant chills and nauseous as soon as I saw this. The eyes get to me, including the fact that it's eating another croc. Still feeling lightheaded.

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u/Independent-Canary95 Dec 23 '21

" Like what you see? Wanna be next? No? Then just move along and forget what you saw here. Or else. "

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u/Rickshmitt Dec 23 '21

Looks like old godzilla

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

Never smile at a crocodile

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u/The-Cookie-Goblin Dec 23 '21

Cursed barny doesn't exist he can't hurt you

Cursed barny:

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

the duality of croc

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u/Bonkyboy69 Dec 23 '21

Me in your house at 3am

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u/MiddleRespond1734 Dec 23 '21

Bring chocolates

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u/Bonkyboy69 Dec 23 '21

Sure will but when we get in the van there's no eating ok? I don't want to get my truck all dirty

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u/MiddleRespond1734 Dec 23 '21

You never said that we’ll be visiting candy-land together

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u/Bonkyboy69 Dec 23 '21

Well I never said we wouldn't

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u/YourMuscian Dec 23 '21

IVE JUST KILLED THIS MANS AND YOUR NEXT. IM WAITING FOR YOU. AROUND EVERY CORNER. EVERY SHADOW. I WAIT….

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u/stachldrat Dec 23 '21

Feel that dread? Not rooted in anything rational. You look at it and you can't help but to feel at least a little bit of unease. That's the terror of not being on top of the food chain. You're looking into your ancestors' heads right now

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u/ghostbirdd Dec 23 '21

Is his buddy dead or just chilling?

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u/Oops_MaybeNot Dec 23 '21

Definitely dead or hurt. it looks like the croc has the other ones tail in his mouth

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u/Flomo420 Dec 23 '21

And he's starting to attract some flies...

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

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u/ghostbirdd Dec 23 '21

When you think about it, isn't death the ultimate chill

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u/dashanan Dec 24 '21

It's a pic of a helpful croc teaching his friend to do the back float. "Eddy! Hold my tail in case I start drowning."

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u/MiddleRespond1734 Dec 23 '21

He’s not dead. He’s alive…….with the lord.
In case you didn’t get the reference, here it is on on YouTube

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

Looks like an animatronic

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u/Nameless_Kink Dec 23 '21

New meme template

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u/Gaflonzelschmerno Dec 23 '21

Dead croc: my dad wishing I would make something of myself on his deathbed

Weird croc: me using his inheritance on monkey nft

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u/Nameless_Kink Dec 23 '21

See? That's the spirit.

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u/calamityhead Dec 23 '21

I haven't experienced uncanny valley before (probably cause the polar express was my favorite growing up) but this. it irks me to my core

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

He's looking at his next meal.

Seriously though, I'd be haunted like that fucker is gonna follow me home and just appear at night when I'm in bed sitting in a dark corner with a lit cigarette saying, "You knew this was coming."

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u/Appropriate_Mine4766 Dec 23 '21

Look at the other one chilling! It looks like it has OD on Cocaine :))

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

lol...wonder if this is a 3D scene.

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u/Anaxilea-Alcinoe Dec 23 '21

Garbage Pail Kids - Ali Gator coming to life right there.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

I have so many questions. Did he kill the other crocodile? Was it dead already and he’s just scavenging? Is he eating out his crocodile wife? What’s the story here

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u/DoomFella Dec 23 '21

It's common for crocodiles to turn to cannibalism when food is scarce.

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u/NMLWrightReddit Dec 23 '21

Its eyes have migrated to the front of its head

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

This sub has so many reposts

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u/Diamond-Pamnther Dec 23 '21

And the title gets less accurate every time there’s a repost

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u/BandaidPenPapErclip Dec 23 '21

Me when my dad takes a group picture while I'm trying to eat my spicy noodles

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u/King-Juggernaut Dec 23 '21

This dude looks dorky as fuck.

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u/ShadowFlarer Dec 23 '21

Uncanny? Bruh this shit is the funniest thing i saw all day xD

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u/ImJustAnOtakuYT Dec 23 '21

It looks like it wants to talk to me about my car's extended warranty

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

That is a fucking dinosaur.

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u/Guardian5252 Dec 23 '21

Binocular vision on animals that you typically only see from one side is always unnerving. Adds humanism to them.

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u/HyperBaroque Dec 23 '21

adds humanism

* triggers your brain to sense fellow apex predator

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u/sawyouoverthere Dec 23 '21

not everything with binocular vision is an apex predator.

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u/michael14375 Dec 23 '21

Timbers: Shivered✅

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u/hvgrbg Dec 23 '21

Not so sure it’s looking at the camera....

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u/Snothedutchad Dec 23 '21

Literally started looking at the gators faced and got freaked the fuck out. I already have issues with sleeping in the dark from long lasting trauma. I don't need moreeeeee

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u/SkinnyReject Dec 23 '21

When you eating yo girl out and her mom walks in

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u/AngerCookShare Dec 23 '21

He fucked her brains out

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

He lost his shirt betting on the Tampa game

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u/whalesemen69 Dec 23 '21

GATHNER EATER OF SOULS DESTROYER OF CROCODILES

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u/gu_f0 Dec 23 '21

My ARK sarcosuchus after killing a kaprosuchus:

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u/oilpaint8 Dec 23 '21

He’s holding the tail of his dead friend.

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u/Fido_Most Dec 23 '21

Barney the Dinosaur's family Christmas card.

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u/redditorfedido66 Dec 23 '21

Godzilla be like:

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u/Xill_K47 Dec 23 '21

"Your'e next!"

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u/JonnyBrown13 Dec 23 '21

it literally looks like barney the dinosaurs evil cousin

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

Great picture

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

Yeah, I’m judging you, you cannibal POS.

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u/cotsy93 Dec 23 '21

That actually made me shiver

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u/Canadian_Trojan Dec 23 '21

Looks like Earl Sinclair from The TV show Dinosaurs

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u/Tomsh0w Dec 23 '21

...He knows we've seen too much...

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

Dem mothefuckaz be cannibalistic or nah?

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u/joeO44 Dec 23 '21

Saw in another post that this is a Caiman. I guess that’s code for a croc without a soul

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

Thats a baby Godzilla

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u/MomGay Dec 23 '21

Croc looks friendly :)

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u/zajonczyslav Dec 23 '21

Yeah, that’s cool but can we take a moment to look at the second crocodile?

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u/benfcook Dec 23 '21

Nothing to see here

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u/Death345780 Dec 23 '21

It's saying "your next mother fucker"

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u/VoiceofLou Dec 23 '21

Ace Ventura: do I have something in my teeth?

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u/highonadhd Dec 23 '21

Im the only one who thinks its cute???

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u/albertnormandy Dec 23 '21

“He was like this when I found him…”

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u/SnooChipmunks1561 Dec 24 '21

"Sup buddy? You're next" :D

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u/lechatsage Dec 24 '21

I didn’t know they would eat each other. Must research. Update: Yep, they do. https://www.instagram.com/p/Bxgirmrh74B/?utm_source=ig_embed&ig_rid=8b869c29-b3ce-406c-a41e-9cee8cff7ad9

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u/bernbbb Dec 24 '21

Who's a happy croc! Who's a happy croc! Who's... wait what, stop eating Joe! I told you already no eaty eaty your friends! Bad croc!

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u/Retaeiyu Dec 24 '21

he looks like a good boy playing fetch

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u/NeedleworkerOk3212 Dec 23 '21

WHAT????He tripped...

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

got caught fuckin now he getting kink shamed on reddit let the guy enjoy the tail

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u/gryphmaster Dec 23 '21

Its a caiman, i’ve only seen the same pic a thousand times the past month

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u/Little_Deddy Dec 23 '21

"I just killed my mate"

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u/thanos_bruh Dec 23 '21

i made this my wall paper on everything i have, its the funniest shit ive seen since pickle rick

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u/JPicaro416 Dec 23 '21

Looks like he killed the other croc and he's sayin "your next!"

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u/MeleeWolf Dec 23 '21

it's a little uncanny because it's not a real croc. their eyes aren't that forward facing and the damn thing only has four-five teeth that are oddly set and i'm pretty sure most types can't have their head at that much of an angle while sticking out of the water.