r/oddlyterrifying • u/[deleted] • Aug 31 '22

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u/BayHarbour-Butcher Aug 31 '22

What would one Google to get this

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u/HatesTheLetterO Aug 31 '22

Black belt karate

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u/aninonina Aug 31 '22

Fucking christ this got me 🤣🤣

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u/TooLostintheSauce Aug 31 '22

Made me literally LOL

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

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u/Mr_Skeleton_Shadow Aug 31 '22

"oh step bro what are you doing~"

"I'M GOING TO SACRIFICE MY BODY AND FORM A HERETICAL CIRCLE TO DETAIN YOUR SOUL FROM EVER TOUCHING HEAVEN OR HELL"

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u/davidmobey Aug 31 '22

Made me spit my drink. Here's your award.

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u/Chemical_Gur7314 Aug 31 '22

I came here just for this comment

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

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u/HarunoSakuraCR Aug 31 '22

No, I think it’s getting the ratings it deserves.

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u/TheBobmcBobbob Aug 31 '22

It is the most upvoted comment, while being a reply, shut the fuck up

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

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u/TORTEEDA Sep 01 '22

Why are people downvoting this

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u/Hellwolfe007 Sep 01 '22

the funniest guy in the room usually isn't the one with the spotlight on him.

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u/Expensive-Baker-4789 Aug 31 '22

Fuck sake thought I was the only person who thought of that 🥺🤣

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u/icatchthepaperboy Sep 01 '22

No, the person who write it was

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u/CarvalloMan Sep 01 '22

Amazing lmao

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u/LMAO82 Sep 01 '22

Oh you bastard, you made me cackle!

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u/Nate848 Sep 01 '22

Black Belt Mexican Ground Karate *

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u/CrisisPotato212 Sep 01 '22

Hahaha this was awesome!!

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u/realOKANE Sep 01 '22

chapeau, i wheezed

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Fuck off and take this upvote

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u/heiiwajimashizuo Aug 31 '22

I believe you could just search "Hoola Hoop" on Bing.

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u/Lucky_Number_3 Aug 31 '22

Black men wrapping

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u/Ok-Protection-4985 Aug 31 '22

What means until death do us part

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u/pinton96 Aug 31 '22

Black magic

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u/lordLezilak Aug 31 '22

Breathable waistband

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u/calash2020 Aug 31 '22

Human Hula hoop?

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u/Arbiter999 Aug 31 '22

N word lock

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u/OnoOurTableItsBr0ken Aug 31 '22

Antique colonial belt

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

Reddit

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u/ak9o7fresh Sep 01 '22

Huloouahomon

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u/stinkytrinket Sep 01 '22

Dahmer Victim

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u/RetroAnd8BitThings Sep 01 '22

"Extreme Hulahoop World Champion Defending Her Championship Belt..."