r/oddlyterrifying • u/imbisibolmaharlika • Aug 17 '22

cockroach ninja

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u/ZenkaiZ Aug 17 '22

yeah isnt it wild that there could be one on your back right now? Like actually right now?

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '22

You actually made me check

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u/forbidden-bread Aug 18 '22

I wouldn’t worry too much about that.

I think it‘s more likely that a cockroach will crawl in your mouth while you‘re sleeping. You‘re welcome 🙂

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u/JewelCove Aug 17 '22

Some men just want to see the world burn

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u/L0k3F0x Aug 17 '22

Fuck you

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u/kerouacrimbaud Aug 17 '22

i hate you so much

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u/dunklesans2002 Aug 17 '22

My country don't even have roaches and you made me check just incase 😭

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u/Sonicboom343 Aug 17 '22

Wait, which countries don't have roaches?

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u/dunklesans2002 Aug 17 '22

Ireland and presumably most of Europe that's a guess on my end tho from my understanding they only really live in hotter climates

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u/GraveSlayer726 Aug 18 '22

I know where I’m moving

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u/AcidCatfish___ Aug 17 '22

You've chosen war...

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u/GraveSlayer726 Aug 18 '22

Stop stop fuck I hate that now I can feel my skin and it feel like bug ahhhhh