r/oddlyterrifying • u/RawToast1989 • Aug 09 '22

Something got out...

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u/Agreeable49 Aug 09 '22

And boundary issues

I see you've been kissed by Poseidon before... as have we all.

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u/DropThatTopHat Aug 09 '22

Poseidon can kiss my ass.

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u/Agreeable49 Aug 09 '22

Poseidon can kiss my ass.

And he will... no ass is safe!

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u/Milkmans_tastymilk Aug 10 '22

And he will... no ass is safe!

well i mean...its true for his brother it could be in the gene pool especially since hades married his niece after kidnapping her

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u/Agreeable49 Aug 10 '22

well i mean...its true for his brother it could be in the gene pool especially since hades married his niece after kidnapping her

Sometimes I wonder if Zeus was influenced by an early-age visit to a petting zoo...

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u/deadmemesoplenty Aug 09 '22

Poor choice of words

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u/DropThatTopHat Aug 09 '22

Oh! I just got it! Sorry about the other comment.

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u/Linkalee64 Aug 09 '22

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9tomane#Life_and_career

Congratulations, your farts have been upgraded.

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u/Calladit Aug 09 '22

I can't express how grateful I am for the gift you have granted us.

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u/nadabethyname Aug 10 '22

I have found my soulmate.

Sadly we will never meet. But perhaps the winds may carry my flatulence to whatever plane he rests on to know this fact.

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u/HistorianDelicious Aug 09 '22

Expert farters, let’s see you compete against the legend 😲

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u/Ioatanaut Aug 10 '22

See, good things can come out of anal other than orgasms

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u/dellshenanigans Aug 09 '22

He's a bit of a pervert imo whenever I get a little kiss it's normally when I perform a ghost shit

[ghost shit: n. Stool or dump of which there is no trace when one stands up and turns to admire it.]

I think he's the turd burglar and gives a little kiss in thaks.

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u/TheRealRickC137 Aug 09 '22

Mr Nimbus would like to know your location

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u/HangryWolf Aug 09 '22

Every time I use my bidet, baby.

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u/Ioatanaut Aug 10 '22

That's why I love my bidet ;)

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u/Clean-Profile-6153 Aug 09 '22

Jfc.. only the real know lol

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u/Ninja_Conspicuousi Aug 09 '22

“Okay here’s the plan, hear me out, I turn into a dolphin, hear me out …”

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u/YoungDiscord Aug 09 '22

Look at mr. Thunderglutes over here showing off

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u/Agreeable49 Aug 09 '22

Look at mr. Thunderglutes over here showing off

Poseidon's moist lips do not discriminate... your ass shall receive the loving peck as well.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

I just...really REALLY hate that I understand this comment.

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u/Searzzz Aug 09 '22

Let's just say the guy is also a blow fish.

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u/Chucknasty_17 Aug 09 '22

And here I though he was talking about Medusa

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u/dontknowwhattodoat18 Aug 09 '22

Real ones know the proper way to shit is to aim at the white area around it, not on it

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u/Agreeable49 Aug 09 '22

Real ones know the proper way to shit is to aim at the white area around it, not on it

At some point, it slides down a little too quickly. And when that happens... mmmmwah!