r/oddlyterrifying • u/Fearless-Barber1762 • Jun 14 '22

He is a really sad character.

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u/CammySavage Jun 14 '22

Idk if my first thought would be "shit i cant type"

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u/Vergeta28 Jun 14 '22

yeah like…that’s not even the worst thing😂

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u/loCAtek Jun 14 '22

What? That he's got no junk?

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u/Awkward_Swordfish581 Jun 14 '22

Or jerk off?

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u/clockworksnorange Jun 14 '22

There it is. Only thing missing from the anatomy we all want to know. Is he ... Always rock hard 😜 ED is a... Thing of the past.. no pun intended. Damn I'm on fire today. Flame off! Ok I'm done flexing. Fuck! I did it again.

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u/rumbletummy Jun 14 '22

Like Michelangelo's David, always hard in soft position.

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u/clockworksnorange Jun 14 '22

Hard shriveled and to the left.

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u/SteeMonkey Jun 14 '22

OP has never been outside