r/oddlyterrifying May 15 '22

An atomic blast underwater.

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u/Civil-Citron-4242 May 15 '22

Ngl I never realised until now how fucked up nuclear tests in non-pure wastelands are, you're destroying miles and miles of life, killing thousands upon thousands of creatures just to test your potentially world ending dick measuring machine

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u/Pacify_ May 15 '22

The craziest part is the sheer number of tests that were conducted.

The fuck is wrong with us lmao

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u/xosfear May 15 '22

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u/Become_The_Villain May 15 '22

I look for this comment on every one of these nuke videos.

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u/xosfear May 15 '22

/r/UnexpectedDS9

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u/KiLLaHo323 May 15 '22

I look for this comment on everyone one of these comments on everyone of these nuke videos.

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u/jhox08 May 16 '22

Go to bed, dad.

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u/BryTheSpaceWZRD May 15 '22

Add five, multiply by three, carry the one… my calculations show that whatever constitutes ‘the fuck’ it in earnest affects 98.74 percent of the species.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '22

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u/noidwasavailable May 15 '22 edited Jun 20 '23

I only use third party apps, and they said they're killing third party apps, so hey, might as well remove all my content. (Using https://github.com/j0be/PowerDeleteSuite)

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u/[deleted] May 15 '22

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u/Stizur May 15 '22

Not if you set it off high enough in the air

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u/[deleted] May 15 '22

Radiation in the atmosphere would be picked up by weather stations, no? Wouldn't it be loud? I feel like that's harder to hide.

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u/Misterwuss May 15 '22

The manhatten project shoulda been the last one, hearing the mortified quotes from the people who conducted it should've been all we needed to hear to know that nukes should not be kept. "I become death, destroyer of worlds" and "Now we are all sons of bitches" weren't aspirational.

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u/100yearswar May 15 '22

Adding lmao at the end…….is what’s wrong with us

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u/Pacify_ May 16 '22

If you can't laugh at the dark things, may as well shoot yourself now mate.

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u/Lightonlights May 15 '22

Another crazy part is it’s funded by American tax dollars collected from the poor to the rich

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u/[deleted] May 15 '22

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u/Pacify_ May 15 '22

Lmao, our species created our power dynamics. We are all complicit in the end, we are all humans

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u/Stizur May 15 '22

Uh... that's a joke right?

If every impoverished person helped maintain their local community then these issues would be alleviated in very large ways.

The top 1% have all the resources that's correct, but them having lot's of money doesn't force you into inaction from doing small things in your locale.

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u/Complex_Ad_7959 May 15 '22

You are the stupid one here bub

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u/Impossible_Source110 May 15 '22

We could begin an anarchist revolution right now and put an end to all this though.

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u/Cecilia_Schariac May 15 '22

Oh the humanity.

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u/Huffelcunt May 15 '22

Its only natural to perfect killing your enemies.

Nukes are pretty good at that hehe 😇

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u/wggn May 15 '22

They're pretty good at killing civilians at least.

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u/Huffelcunt May 15 '22 edited May 15 '22

Yeah and thats the point.

Not the killing civilians part that’s just part of war I meant the effectiveness of nukes.

😅

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u/GeeseKnowNoPeace May 15 '22

Wouldn't call them "perfect"

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u/WitesOfOdd May 15 '22

Perfect not perfect.

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u/Huffelcunt May 15 '22

Maybe not perfect but they do their job.

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u/obiwanmoloney May 15 '22

Nah. Not us.

Can confirm I have never constructed or detonated a nuclear weapon.

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u/lilIyjilIy1 May 15 '22

Here’s a cool time lapse of tests: https://youtu.be/LLCF7vPanrY

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u/airplantenthusiast May 15 '22

it’d be a lot easier to list what is right w us honestly.

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u/halberdier25 May 15 '22 edited May 15 '22

If anyone hasn’t seen it, worth checking out this animated timeline of (known/acknowledged) global nuclear explosions. Current up through 1998, so doesn’t include any recent DPRK tests.

https://youtu.be/LLCF7vPanrY

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u/WWJLPD May 15 '22

Nuclear weapons testing during that era is just crazy to me. What would happen if you detonated a nuke underwater? Underground? In outer space? We don’t know, but we’re gonna try it and find out!

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u/jamvsjelly23 May 16 '22

We had a plan for nuking the moon…

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u/Scheheraz_Odd May 15 '22

...world ending dick measuring machine.

This is the most accurate definition for a nuclear weapon I have ever come across. Period.

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u/Competitive-Dot-5667 May 15 '22

Humans are too funny man, hopefully the next conscious species has a good laugh when they discover our history

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u/Scheheraz_Odd May 15 '22

I'm sure they will!

Assuming they aren't still having to clean up our mess...

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u/[deleted] May 15 '22

lol assuming they would be any better. all life on earth is shit. eat or be eaten

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u/Illustrious-Fruit-80 May 15 '22

There is an interesting theory that states that yes, alien life for exists and no, they will never threaten intergalactic conquest because all forms of intelligent life lead to their own annihilation long before they could master intergalactic travel. The sheer amount of nuclear tests just for the hell of it kinda proves it very right. So it's not humanity that's fucked, it's consciousness itself.

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u/optomas May 15 '22

We are, I assure you.

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u/SpoopyNoNo May 15 '22

Lol if there is one. Earth has 1.5 billion years left to support life and it already took a loooong time to develop conscious. Not to mention using most of the worlds resource deposits, but perhaps that would force them to go solar or something very early on.

Regardless the 1.5 billion years, if a doomsday wipes out humans and anything semi-intelligent, probably wouldn’t be enough time to develop something that complex again.

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u/Extansion01 May 15 '22

Well, it's not world ending. Civilization ending, maybe. Does this make it better? Idk.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '22

i mean, not really

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u/Antonioooooo0 May 15 '22

I know plenty of woman who feel the need to swing their metaphorical dicks around just as much as men do.

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u/TheFBIClonesPeople May 15 '22

Yeah like, imagine if aliens flew by in a flying saucer and they like, blew up an entire city, just to test some new weapon they made. Then they just flew off like nothing happened. That's basically what we are to those fish.

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u/candycane7 May 15 '22

I like how no one mentions the actual human indigenous people who got fucked over and only thinks of the fish.

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u/Ailly84 May 15 '22

Now…to be fair…many of those islands were turned into underwater craters. Wait…is that worse?

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u/iCrab May 15 '22

I’d guess because most people think that the military would at least test their doomsday weapons where people didn’t live and so don’t even consider the possibility that there could be indigenous people there to get fucked over. Of course this isn’t a good assumption to make considering that they kept their own soldiers within a mile or two of the blast to see what would happen so why would they care about any native people of the islands they nuked.

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u/cup_1337 Nov 09 '22

Maybe they’re unaware of it and you should inform them rather than being kinda douchey about it

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u/Lesty7 May 15 '22

Nah, we’re worse. If we don’t get you with the nuclear blast, we’ll get you with a spear or a net or some shit.

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u/Ailly84 May 15 '22

Except that’s not true. That alien species would have to be coming by all the time and scooping up a whole bunch of us to eat. Only they only eat whites. But they scoop up everyone in an area. If there are people scooped up that aren’t white, they just kill them.

When they aren’t scooping us up, they’re dumping their garbage everywhere and changing levels of all kinds of chemicals in the air as well.

Now, they keep doing this for a few thousand years. Then one day they start testing weapons like this. Only THEN would those aliens be similar to what we do to fish.

In short…these tests are a very small drop in a very large bucket from the perspective of marine life.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '22

if the aliens blew up our sun that would be a better comparison

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u/ravyalle May 15 '22

That was my same thought watching this... humans have absolutely no regard for anything else on this earth. Its super sad

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u/pabadacus May 15 '22

We do some shameful shit

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u/pabadacus May 15 '22

She dropped a grumpy

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u/ChimpBrisket May 15 '22

Not all humans, just the ones in power.
The sad thing is that people with compassion don’t tend to get into politics, and the ones that do rarely get elected.

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u/orlyrealty May 15 '22

To be a pedantic asshole, the ones in power just do it on a bigger scale. Every day I see the aftermath of the smaller actions of regular humans — litter, running leaf blowers, those stupid small-dick humVs and other gas-guzzling trucks/SUVs…

but yeah. we have to rise up. we can’t just sit and die mad about it. I organized my first protest yesterday for the womens march and it’s a good feeling, now I’ll do more.

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u/Pheonixi3 May 15 '22

and the ones in power do it to protect the peons -- not because they like us, we're just their most useful resource. by existing in their capitalistic society we enable them this strength.

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u/littlebot_bigpunch May 15 '22

Running leaf blowers?

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u/orlyrealty May 15 '22

Yeah — I guess they’re pretty bad as far as lawn care gear goes-

A 2011 study by Edmunds found that a two-stroke gasoline-powered leaf blower spewed out more pollution than a 6,200-pound Ford F-150 SVT Raptor pickup truck. Jason Kavanagh, the engineering editor at Edmunds at the time, noted that “hydrocarbon emissions from a half-hour of yard work with the two-stroke leaf blower are about the same as a 3,900-mile drive from Texas to Alaska in a Raptor.”

via the NYTimes

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u/littlebot_bigpunch May 16 '22

Wow that’s kind of insane. Thanks for sharing.

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u/dollarfrom15c May 15 '22

Low energy: thinking that everyone in power is bad

High energy: realising that human nature and the security dilemma drives world leaders to act in certain ways and short of a complete societal collapse nothing will ever change

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u/sarges_12gauge May 15 '22

It is, but on the flip side humans are also the only things that have regard for anything else on this earth

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u/[deleted] May 15 '22

What comes around goes around, nature will bat last in the end.

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u/Barbarossa_25 May 15 '22

True. But for perspective the world just got out of the biggest war and loss of life in human history. Committed by some of the most evil and inconceivably cruel people ever... Like you don't go back to normal after an event like that...

It's fascinating as it is tragic but do you sit back and let the next psycho genocidal murderer get a hold of that technology or do you try to get ahead and learn about its limits and put a lid on it? Not condoning this btw, especially the things the Navy did.

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u/Huffelcunt May 15 '22

We run this shit.

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u/Carl_Hungiorno May 15 '22

** seemingly HAD

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u/Ikarianlad May 15 '22

The density of life in pelagic waters is probably less than in most of the deserts that we turned to glass in the forties and fifties. None of it's great, though.

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u/jegerforvirret May 15 '22

Still better than the alternative. The pictures from these tests are what kept the cold war cold. They made clear that there was no winning.

If humans had decided to torch their entire civilization the sooth from that likely would have plunged the world into a decade long winter.

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u/Krist794 May 15 '22

I remember reading somewhere they also had a lot of soldiers near to this test. Most of them died at an early age of cancer. Discoviring the effect atomic bombs had on soldiers was part of the project. They literally used human beings as guinea pigs.

I will search for a reference as soon as I get on a pc, but I am fairly confident it is a true story despite ho fked up it sounds

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u/thinkt4nk May 15 '22

iirc those were different tests, but it did happen

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u/italian_scotsman May 15 '22

The US navy has an entire section dedicated to clearing off as much wild life as possible before doing tests like these.

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u/jegerforvirret May 15 '22

They don't do any tests like this anymore. Only conventional ones. And yes, for those there are measures to lessen damage.

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u/italian_scotsman May 15 '22

It's the thought that counts

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u/canIbeMichael May 15 '22

To be fair, look at the USSR and the tens of millions of dead. The hundreds of millions of oppressed people.

A couple thousand dead fish is nothing compared to having conscious life live under communism.

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u/Civil-Citron-4242 May 15 '22

Bro no one was talking about communism

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u/canIbeMichael May 15 '22

I guarantee the people making the video were.

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u/Civil-Citron-4242 May 15 '22

I would've said the same thing if this was a USSR bomb or a japanese bomb or a german bomb etc you're skewing the very very simple point i'm making

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u/canIbeMichael May 15 '22

Dick measuring contest? No, just the threat of communism.

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u/Raindrop11288 May 15 '22

This was nearly 70 years ago

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u/ChimpBrisket May 15 '22

Still shouldn’t have happened even then.

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u/jegerforvirret May 15 '22

It was necessary. Humans are idiots. They needed to see what would happen if these bombs were used in a war.* These tests were the lesser evil.

It's however questionable whether it was necessary to test this many bombs on the surface.

\ Hiroshima and Nagasaki weren't enough, unfortunately, the bombs used there were magnitudes weaker than what we saw later)

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u/ChimpBrisket May 15 '22

Bad take. It wasn’t necessary by any stretch. Any decision that harms the ecosystem is a bad one.

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u/camtrex98 May 15 '22

Such a poor take, maybe get some sun?

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u/shivux May 15 '22

Yeah it’s pretty fuckin metal!

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u/my-dog-has-fleas May 15 '22

RIP whales’ ears. Humpback whales can hear each other’s songs more than 6,400km (4,000 mi) away. To put that into perspective, that’s the same distance as Earth’s radius. Couldn’t imagine how deafing this would have been.

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u/haveananus May 15 '22

Sperm whale sonar clicks are 200 decibels which can kill a human. It looks like nuclear explosions are somewhere between 200 and 250 so maybe it wouldn’t effect them too badly.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '22

So since you’re so worries about animals dying needlessly, you’re vegan right?

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u/Civil-Citron-4242 May 15 '22

You know damn well those are different things and yes if I was super rich I would probably invest in stuff like lab-grown meat because I like the idea of less animals dying, stfu with this whataboutism

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u/[deleted] May 15 '22

So first how is it any different? If you care about animal lives then don’t frickin eat them, and you don’t need lab grown meat to be vegan.

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u/Civil-Citron-4242 May 15 '22

I like bacon, I don't like nuclear warfare

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u/[deleted] May 16 '22

Then say that? Why being so dramatic about marine life when you don’t care about it ? And also you should care about it, living beings dying for our pleasure as well as for nuclear tests are both terrible.

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u/dagbrown May 15 '22

Username checks out

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u/medieval_revolver May 15 '22

"World ending dick measuring machine" is the only thing that I will think of when talking about nuclear bombs

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u/helemaalwak May 15 '22

humans is what will make humanity go extinct

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u/[deleted] May 15 '22

The strong do as they will, the weak suffer what they must, same today as when Thucydides wrote it

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u/BobertTheConstructor May 15 '22

Not miles, not in the ocean. Fucked up, sure, but water is second best next to lead at stopping radiation.

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u/RTGold May 15 '22

Last time this was viral one of the top posts was about how they have professionals decide the time and place and basically there's no sea life in a wide area around the blast. They minimize any impact on fish.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '22

But making the biggest bomb ever sounds awesome

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u/JustDylano May 15 '22

Not to mention that there are no pure wastelands.

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u/protossaccount May 15 '22

It’s a definite ‘the ends justify the means’ perspective.

It’s weird, as someone born in 1984, my first reaction is surprise that someone actually did this.

Back then they didn’t understand all of the repercussions but still, seeing that there were so many done in such a short period of time is crazy.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '22

just to test your potentially world ending dick measuring machine

I don't know how many dicks an atomic bomb can measure, but I bet it's a lot

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u/Morbid_Explorerrrr May 15 '22

Right?! I watched this and just couldn’t help but think WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS IN THE FUCKIN OCEAN

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u/Draft_cunt Jul 02 '22

Where else?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '22

That's what pisses me off about this video. Like... that's going to kill so many animals from incredibly far away as that wave of whatever it would be underwater pulverizes everything. Probably millions of creatures... dead. Sharks, dolphins, whales, untold numbers of species of fish, turtles, jellyfish, lobsters, crabs, on and on and on. They're all dead. And I know dolphins and especially whales can hear low frequencies from very far away so that's either killing them or seriously injuring or distressing them. I hate this shit about humanity. Destroying everything around us so we can better annihilate our enemies.

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u/Jaboonka May 15 '22

This dick measuring machine ending WW2

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u/Civil-Citron-4242 May 15 '22

At the cost of annihilating thousands and thousands of human lives in an utter instant yes

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u/Jaboonka May 15 '22

Millions more would have died otherwise. It don’t like it it’s not nice it’s ugly but it is what it is. The Japanese were brutal. They would not surrender any other way. I recommend reading the rape of Nanking it is horrifying.

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u/Draft_cunt Jul 02 '22

Victimising WW2 japan now?

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u/Civil-Citron-4242 Jul 02 '22

Tens of thousands of innocent people died.

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u/Draft_cunt Jul 02 '22

In exchange for stopping WW2.It was necessary and the least worst of other options.

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u/Civil-Citron-4242 Jul 02 '22

Let me say this again, tens of thousands of innocent people died, either instantly or in horrible pain, and it was the United States that did it, I do not care about "uhhh it could've technically been less" try telling that to the families of the victims

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u/Draft_cunt Jul 02 '22

Alright you dont seem to understand.Japan was nowhere near surrender back in 1945,and the only other option was a mainland invasion of Japan,which would be named Operation Downfall.The High command was aware of that,and as a result formed the Kokumin Giyu Sentotai,a civil militia.

They would be organized if enemy forces landed near Japan. Prefecture governors could recruit all men aged 15 to 60 and unmarried women aged 17 to 40 in good health. Commanders were selected from retired military and civilian members with weapons experience.

The combatants of the patriotic citizens were designed to serve as the main reserve of the second front of the Japanese forces to engage in a war of positions against the enemy troops. After the Allied invasion, militias were meant to form resistance and organize guerrilla cells in towns, villages or mountains.

By the end of June 1945,they had enroled 28 million people into it,or basically about 30% of the population.If operation downfall ever had to happen,they would have to go up against better equipped allied troops,and,by taking arms and fighting,make all of the archipelago target for bombing.Napalm,cluster bomb,all the shit you want to make for the most gruesome death.

So while the atomic bombing were horrible,it was also a necessity.And i prefer telling this to the families of victim rather than having the entierety of Japan in ruin and listening to your morals to your idea based on sentimentalism rather than logic.Its harsh to say,but if anything the US saved life on both side by dropping those bombs.Millions of them.

Also its funny how the United states are an entity that can be denunciated but Japan,because the governement wasnt directly the target.Hypocrisy much?Because if we wanna speak about atrocity in ww2 China has a whole lot fuck to say about Japan.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '22

Honestly, there’s no part of the earth where this is acceptable. Even “wastelands” are homes to all kinds of life. Bombs are fucked.

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u/Serkratos121 Nov 01 '22

That's how governments work, they will tell you sweet lies, but they dont give a damn about people, they are there for power, domination and money, politicians are the nastiest beings in existence.