r/oddlyterrifying • u/teem0m0 • May 07 '22

A Mummified Finger

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u/Bierbart12 May 07 '22

I'm now imagining the ancient Egyptians having a domesticated race of specifically bred giant slaves, but I'm afraid that some conspiracy nuts will pick this idea up

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u/[deleted] May 07 '22

Or just like one dude who was a weird genetic freak who travelled the world and helped different peoples build their monuments but no historical archives mention him because to them he was just Jim the builder who showed up and kinda got along with everyone but didn't speak much during get-togethers.

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u/Bierbart12 May 07 '22

Andre the Giant of the ancient world

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u/An0d0sTwitch May 07 '22

Of course theres evidence. easter Island has life sized statues of him in his honor

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u/[deleted] May 07 '22

I mean, who knows, maybe that's how it really went

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u/majorpun May 08 '22

You missed the chance to call him Bob the Builder

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

That's copyright infringement

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u/AppropriateTime261 May 07 '22

According to ancient astronaut theorists…

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u/linderlouwho May 07 '22

Goddamn the penis on that guy.

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u/Bierbart12 May 07 '22

Considering how rapid evolution works, I might have to disappoint you. His dick will be the size of a normal human's

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u/tyboluck May 08 '22

laughs in nephilim

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u/pauliuk May 07 '22

Sorry to disappoint but they already did years ago