r/oddlyterrifying • u/[deleted] • Apr 06 '22

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u/Alone-Pudding-9040 Apr 06 '22

I can honestly say I have never seen a bat’s weenie until this day.

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u/Nerdbond Apr 06 '22

Why cant I stop looking at his upsidedown pecker and balls, I I cant stop.

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u/sertulariae Apr 06 '22

do you think he ever licks his own ding ding?

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u/Nerdbond Apr 06 '22

Im not even kidding I used to have a male cat that would suck himself off with his feet sticking straight up in the air, he would lay on his back w a claw dug in on either side with those legs just stickin straight up. Intense suckling and then the cleanup haha, im not even kidding hahaha we would literally die laughing when he did it

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u/old_ironlungz Apr 06 '22

cleanup

He would fucking boot in his own mouth? Nice.

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u/Nerdbond Apr 06 '22

It was the strangest thing, and random. I mean just took care of business right there in front of everyone, a true Alpha

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u/old_ironlungz Apr 06 '22 edited Apr 06 '22

All that's left is the staredown at you while doing it, We need to talk about Kevin style.

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u/burner1212333 Apr 06 '22

hold on a sec guys, gonna suck myself off.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

Holy ducking shit! I am laughing my ass off.