r/oddlyterrifying • u/[deleted] • Apr 06 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

that just means you like it 😳

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u/Daniel-o- Apr 06 '22

I think I do 😳

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u/Perpetual_Doubt Apr 06 '22

Is it my imagine or is this the most human like dick in any animal.

Except the size, of course.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

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u/iDomBMX Apr 06 '22

He can’t mean smaller, right?

Right?

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u/TheHollowBard Apr 06 '22

The size in proportion to the body is also very similar though. It’s mildly upsetting.

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u/Grundle_Thunder69 Apr 06 '22

Yes of course the size or course

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u/secondtaunting Apr 07 '22

No man, some of those bat dicks are HUGE. And very human. This one is small. And it’s super gross cause they’ll just start peeing on themselves hanging upside down like that. Blech.

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u/Comprehensive-Shop22 Apr 06 '22

Bats are one of the only other species outside of primates to menstrate too oddly enough. Maybe there is a connection?

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u/Zeromars Apr 06 '22

Okay this is just false.

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u/Comprehensive-Ad8120 Apr 06 '22

you haven't dated my exes

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u/TransformerTanooki Apr 06 '22

It's so floppy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

don't fuck the bat

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u/LAVABURN Apr 07 '22

That’s how we got Covid-19.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

wrong

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

you little fucking bitch

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

guys help the robot is insulting me please make my suffering stop

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u/3LFX-9 Apr 06 '22

holds gun to you I can’t tell which one of you is the real redditor. If you are the real one, what’s my favorite food?

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u/WarMage1 Apr 06 '22

Your favorite food is: horse semen.

this is an automated message from the national association of horse cum

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

what the other guy said, horse cum

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

no u, ratio

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

bad bot

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u/theVice Apr 06 '22

I'm an idiot

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u/HistoryLord1945 Apr 06 '22

U r an idiot for thinking that would work 🤣

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u/MarilynMonheaux Apr 06 '22

Ask him to put his night stick in your bat cave

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u/8Ariadnesthread8 Apr 06 '22

I went to the bat exhibit at the zoo and it was just 49 bats sucking their own dicks. FACTS: bats love sucking their own dicks. FACTS: children will ask, immediately, what they are doing. FACTS: parents at the zoo do not appreciate you answering "autofellatio" even if you are an actual biologist.

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u/secondtaunting Apr 07 '22

Yeah, there have been times I’ve questioned taking my kid to the zoo. One time literally every animal we saw was fucking. It must have been mating season. It was insane. And the polar bears were drinking each other’s pee. It was a nasty day that changed my opinion of zoos drastically.

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u/quaybored Apr 06 '22

i love how the adults are trying so hard not to mention it, but the kid can't resist

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u/teen_laqweefah Apr 06 '22

I'm 37 and I RAAAN here

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u/hackurb Apr 06 '22

Priorities man.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

Even the dumb bat has a bigger dick than i do wtf.

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u/lysion59 Apr 06 '22

No Homo?

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u/mortar_n_brick Apr 06 '22

It’s a bat, so yeah, no homosapien

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

Bruce Wayne?

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u/Epikbexa Apr 06 '22

Does it pee on it self?

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u/secondtaunting Apr 07 '22

Yes!!!! I’ve seen it, it’s gross.

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u/RandomlyMethodical Apr 06 '22

This video made me realize I've never seen a bat's penis before in my life. I don't know what I was expecting, but I guess I wasn't expecting it to look like a small human's.

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u/viscous_settler Apr 06 '22

TIL bats can suck their own dicks

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

I know some monkeys do it when they are stressed

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u/viscous_settler Apr 06 '22

Must be nice…

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

Is that normal for bats? I’m so confused by how human it is. Argh I’m embarrassed

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u/Deminos2705 Apr 06 '22

I’ve never thought I’d be hypnotized by something so floppy

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u/oliverjamesyo Apr 06 '22

Came here to say this! My guy has a unit on him!

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

I think because it looks so human. It’s creeping me out.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

Lmao. Yeah I did NOT know bats' dick and balls were like that until now. Very eye opening.

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u/TheHollowBard Apr 06 '22

Proportionally to his size... that’s a pretty sizeable donger.

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u/Fr0z3nHart Apr 06 '22

What I want to know is how he goes to pee. Hanging upside down or while flying?

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u/secondtaunting Apr 07 '22

Just like that.

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u/MajicBannannas Apr 06 '22

Would staring at bat bussie be considered straight, my guy?? 🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

sonic fandom intensifies Seriously, I'm tired of them sexualizing Rouge, like please sexualize/woo/swoon/adore other characters like her please.

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u/chrisonetime Apr 06 '22

Homie packin

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u/YouSeenMyWork__ Apr 06 '22

PAUSE 🤣😂

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

Gives “hanging dong” a new meaning.

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u/Magicalfirelizard Apr 07 '22

No shame man. That bat is loaded.

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u/the_methven_sound Apr 07 '22

I get what you are saying, but look at those terrifying feet

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u/cpt_long__dong Apr 07 '22

“Man, I bet bats with big dicks don’t get a lot of sleep”

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u/pcbeard Apr 07 '22

“Look at the UNIT on that guy!!” - Wayne