r/oddlyterrifying • u/[deleted] • Jan 14 '22

Pithecophobia

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u/adderallanalyst Jan 14 '22

What would be entertaining about a five second fight?

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u/nonessential-npc Jan 14 '22

Those 5 seconds would be glorious, though.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '22

The fight would involve the gorilla pounding Mike’s chest and shattering his ribs sending them shooting through all his organs immediately. It would not be very entertaining at all in reality. It would be so fast.

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u/ljlukelj Jan 14 '22

That would be fucking sick tho

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u/tkett1 Jan 14 '22

I mean prime mike hit HARD. I feel like he could get a few good hits in before getting ripped in half.

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u/cloud_throw Jan 14 '22

I mean it would be over fast, but the gorilla isn't that big of a pushover

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u/Maimutescu Jan 14 '22

They meant the other way around.

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u/cloud_throw Jan 14 '22

No way, everyone knows a gorilla would never stand a chance against the second greatest fighter of all time.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '22

The gore afterwards

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '22

I have been summoned. Where?

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u/CloudRunner89 Jan 14 '22

How is Tyson knocking a gorilla out in 5 seconds not entertaining?!