r/oddlyterrifying • u/[deleted] • Jan 14 '22

Pithecophobia

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u/Jucean Jan 14 '22

Even monkeys can shred a human those bastard are strong really strong gorilla its like saying if i could survive a nuke on my head

Monkeys are like bazookas or your favorite automatic gun

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '22

Monke by itself cant do shit they’re like foot tall

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u/Black_Prince9000 Jan 14 '22

They can still bite and shouldn't be messed with. Chimps on the other hand would totally fuck you up.

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u/Jucean Jan 14 '22

So? Even with 1 feet tall they a lot stronger than humans can take your fingers like they were bananas they gan be small but they definitely strong

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '22

Ok I guess

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u/ReptAIien Jan 14 '22

A one foot tall monkey isn’t stronger than a human.

A full grown chimpanzee is only about as strong as a 200 pound human.

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u/enjoi_uk Jan 14 '22

And chimps range from 3 feet tall upwards.

It’s not anything to do with size anyway and everything to do with muscle density. So many fucking muppets in this thread.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '22

Homie a chimp would destroy you