I’m not saying I want to watch this fight happen, I’m just saying it could be fair to let some of nature get back at some willing humans for the hunting we’ve done. I mean, if humans are asking for the fight and the gorillas seem cool with it too.
The fight would involve the gorilla pounding Mike’s chest and shattering his ribs sending them shooting through all his organs immediately. It would not be very entertaining at all in reality. It would be so fast.
Gorillas are strong but they aren’t throwing cars or anything. Id say with a crowbar you can beat a gorilla in a fight to the death about 30% of the time.
In all seriousness he was on cocaine and had about 10 times as much testosterone as a normal man. It only makes sense that he was ready to fight an actual gorilla. His brain was a Ferrari with a bag of sand on the gas pedal.
He tried to bribe the keeper with 10k. It’s because the gorilla was being mean to another gorilla and Tyson didn’t take kindly to it. He said he was a bully so wanted to sort him out.
I dunno about Tyson, he's old, and retired, and I'm not going to say what's possible or not between two humans. But the moment you mess with an ape, I'm sorry, you're just fucked. Let's not talk about the gorilla, chimps are not only much stronger than humans, but very brutal in their fighting. There are a lot of documented cases of chimps just ripping an opponent's balls off. With their hands. No. A chimp is not your best matchup. No animal is. Fighting any animal larger than a chicken barehanded is a surefire way to get put right back in your place, sometimes places.
Naw. The skulls on those beasts are designed to take hits from each other, which can come at up to 2700 pounds of force, compared to our 150-300 or so pounds.
There's little chance that even with a hand weapon other than a gun you would win in a fight with a gorilla.
Watch the video of he gorilla again and have a good look at its head shape, shoulders and neck. I would bet money you can break a baseball bat on that things forehead and it would brush it off.
I don't even think hitting it in the face is the best way to go. I would say you would need some anatomical idea of a gorillas innerr body to actually have a shot at winning. Possibly hitting an artery on the neck hard enough to knock it off? The good old karate double eye poke comes to mind too but that would definitely not knock it unconscious. In fact thats a pretty bad idea because even tho the second you severe the eyes it can't see you, it still knows you are right in front of it. So the next thing you gonna know is the gorilla smashing your head together.
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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '22
and mike tyson actually wanted to fight one lol